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Post by TOO SWEET on Dec 19, 2011 18:37:17 GMT -5
I knew who it was and I knew it was MXC, but couldn't remember the guy's name... so half a cookie?
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 19, 2011 18:37:52 GMT -5
JB: Our next contest is a Triple Threat Match for the TNA X Division Championship, and it is scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first, from Venice, California, weighing in at 184 pounds, Brian Kendrick
MT: We just saw Kendrick interrupt Robbie E's party, do you think Kendrick succeeeded in getting into Robbie's head?
DW: We'll see, Tenay, this spacey stuntman may just have what it takes tonight.
JB: And his opponents, first, from Katy, Texas, weighing in at 200 pounds, Jesse Sorenson.
DW: A man of few words, Sorenson is all business tonight.
MT: Is tonight Sorenson's night?
JB: From The Jersey Shore, weighing in at 195 pounds, he is the current, reigning and defending TNA X Division Champion, Robbie E.
MT: Robbie patiently waited for the right moment to cash in his opportunity to become X Division Champion, ever since, despite his bravado, he strives to prove that he is not a fluke champion.
DW: And if he wins tonight, he may just silence his critics once and for all.
BRIAN KENDRICK VS. JESSE SORENSON VS. ROBBIE E 3 VOTES 10 minutes
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Post by TOO SWEET on Dec 19, 2011 18:38:48 GMT -5
Robbie E with a fist pump.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2011 18:41:35 GMT -5
Robbie E with a pump fist!
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Post by lodirulz on Dec 19, 2011 18:42:27 GMT -5
(Hands Spartan cookie) Here you go. Also, this portion of TNA Fistpump Revolution has been brought to you by Japanese Pocky. Pocky: Who in the hell bites them all at the same time?
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 19, 2011 18:42:39 GMT -5
Robbie with a plancha
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Post by TOO SWEET on Dec 19, 2011 18:45:31 GMT -5
(Hands Spartan cookie) Here you go. Also, this portion of TNA Fistpump Revolution has been brought to you by Japanese Pocky. Pocky: Who in the hell bites them all at the same time? YEAH! Second match in and I already got a cookie? PPV of the year! Also, congrats on the title defense.
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Post by lodirulz on Dec 19, 2011 18:48:37 GMT -5
Thank you.
My next target, however, I'm going to need permission for first.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 19, 2011 18:49:14 GMT -5
Kendrick attempts to hit The Kendrick on Robbie E, but Sorenson shoves Robbie out of the ring and hits Jet Power on Kendrick.
MT: This could be it.
Sorenson covers.
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Robbie grabs Sorenson's leg and pulls him out of the ring...FIST PUMP CUTTER.
Robbie slides into the ring and covers Kendrick.
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JB: Here is your winner and STILL TNA X Divison Champion, ROBBIE E!
DW: I told you he'd pull it off, Robbie E is still the champ, come on Mike, do the fistpump.
MT: I pass.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 19, 2011 18:49:54 GMT -5
Sorry for some of the finishes, writers block.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 19, 2011 18:52:41 GMT -5
Eric Young is backstage.
Tonight. . . is a long time coming.
Tonight. . . I finally get the gold.
And tonight. . . the kid becomes "legendary".
Don't believe me, well wait and see.
Because the journey of 1000 miles begins with the first step.
And tonight I end my first 1000 miles and take the first step of my new career.
So with that lets say goodbye to the old Eric Young.
The Team Canada theme blasts, while Eric continues speaking.
My Journey. .. Its been a long one. As you can hear, and now most likely remember, my career started out with this kickass version of O Canada, and of course, Team Canada.
The less said about that, the better. It wasn't me. But I want to bring attention to the words of Scott D' Amore, when he adressed our group for the final time, at Victory Road 2006. He said:
that Roode would be a future world champ, no argument there.
He then said Petey would excel in the X Division, I think he's definitely been proven right.
He then said A1 is a true powerhouse, sure, why not.
And then he adressed me. And do you all remember what he said to me.
I did not receive a positive thought, or well wishes, or anything. He used his final words to me to say it was MY fault that Team Canada disbanded.
And. . . I never knew how to react to that statement. My buddies, my allies, gone because of me. And while they all had bright futures ahead, I was expected to toil, and eventually be released.
That lead to me being afraid of losing my job, and soon enough, I was fearing every step I took. People mocked me, saying how I was scared of everything, but they were mocking a severly damaged man, mentally. My wrestling family was gone, it was my fault, and my mentor made that clear in his final talk to me.
After that, most of my journey becomes a blur. I became a comedy act. People laughed at me. And I liked it, because at least now, in my mind at least, I was starting to build a family again.
But I wasn't happy. I knew deep inside that this comedy wasn't going to get me far, and that I was throwing away all of my natural talent. But I, I couldn't stop. I needed help. And there was only one man on the planet, who could've possibly saved me.
Sting's theme replaces Team Canada's.
I know people don't currently like Sting, due to his work with Dinero and Russo, but I could never turn my back on the guy, he's done too much for me. He finally instilled the confidence I needed to move on with my career. He got me over the first big hurdle of my career, because he saw I was stuck. Without him, I don't know where I'd be. But not here, nowhere near as good a situation as now.
After Sting's incredible help, it took me a while to finally come into my own. I wouldn't say I finally felt comfortable in my own skin, even when I was X-Division champion. It was weird. I know you guys, the fans were cheering me, but I couldn't fully embrace you all. Because I couldn't come to terms with the fact that you all had been laughing at me, and watched me toil for so long and did nothing. I would make some tongue in cheek reference to the old me, but that should've been the clue that I hadn't really moved on yet.
But I'd say about early June, this year, I figured out what I needed to do to continue my career. I needed to become Legend's Champion.
So I talked with Jarrett, and he threw me into a match, a fatal four way for Anderson's Legend's Championship. In it, was me, Anderson, Mercer, who would be the man who would win the match, and . . .
"Top Gun" Phil Shatter's theme replaces Sting's.
Phil Shatter. And I think we all remember how this story went. So I won't recap physical events, only mental ones. The losses on Impact, I wrote off as flukes, and cheap. But the win by Shatter at Victory Road, that peaked my interest. He had still cheated, but I knew there was something wrong with me. I couldn't beat him, and more importantly, I knew this had become something bigger than a couple of losses.
I couldn't continue my career until I finally beat this punk. And I couldn't beat him. Hard Justice, comes and goes, and I don't get vengeance. But something happened before No Surrender. We sign the contract for a Bound For Glory match, and a week or two later, I'm in the hospital dealing with burns. Alone, and with time to think.
The mind is a very scary thing, and I finally got to use mine to the full extent. I thought of everything I've said just now. My trials, My tribulations, all of the hard work I've put into my career, and the lack of one thing that is crucial in this industry, self confidence.
But through my time in the hospital, I finally got that. And it lead to the highlight of my career, kicking Shatter's ass at Bound For Glory. The single, biggest highlight of my first 1000 mile journey. Then the journey wrapped up at Turning Point, when I come full circle and finally claim the Legend's Championship. . . or at least that is what should of happened. Instead, personal jealousy, lead to pettiness, lead to me being screwed over by one man. Dreamer.
Dreamer's theme replaces Shatter's.
And now my 1000 mile journey, has had to be slightly extended. But it ends tonight. And the next one begins.
Fear over your legacy, Dreamer. That's bullshit, and we both know it. Whether you lost the title or not, you're still a legend in this business. But if you want to argue legacies, I'm bringing a lot more ammo to that fight than you.
Who is this a bigger match for? The kid trying to finally become a star in the company, or the guy that has already done it?
The boy who is finally ready to use his full potential? Or the Man who has discovered his own a long time ago?
The legacy of Tommy Dreamer is already cemented, while the legacy of Eric Young, is still very changeable. And I plan on creating the greatest legacy possible for myself, and that means that tonight, I become Legend's Champion.
And it will be achieved. Whether you expect me to call this moment "Phenomenal", "Justice", or even "Legendary", you are mistaken.
Its the end of the journey of the boy, Eric Young. And the beginning of the career of TNA Legend, Eric Young.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 19, 2011 18:56:17 GMT -5
JB: The following match, scheduled for one fall, is for the TNA Legends Championship, and will be contested under Hardcore Rules.
Introducing first, from Nashville, Tennessee, weighing in at 225 pounds, Eric Young.
MT: Eric Young will stop at nothing tonight to become Legends Champion, I don't think I've ever seen someone want the title as badly as Young.
JB: And his opponent, from Yonkers, New York, weighing in at 260 pounds, he is the current, reigning and defending TNA Legends Champion, Tommy Dreamer.
DW: But remember, Mike, this is a hardcore match, and nobody in TNA knows more about Hardcore than Tommy Dreamer, this isn't going to be a cakewalk for EY.
ERIC YOUNG VS. TOMMY DREAMER 3 Votes 10 minutes
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 19, 2011 18:57:33 GMT -5
EY with a steel chair to Dreamer's gut.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2011 18:57:48 GMT -5
EY with the EYe of the Hurricane!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2011 18:59:00 GMT -5
And I just realized there's a good chance I may miss one or both of my matches...
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Post by lodirulz on Dec 19, 2011 18:59:21 GMT -5
EY with a Canadian Scorpion Death Danger Zone DDT Drop!
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Post by TOO SWEET on Dec 19, 2011 18:59:42 GMT -5
EY with the EYe of the Hurricane! Dammit! Stole my vote ! Well, Hayden's, but this isn't the time for semantics! ;D Young with a wild and young.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 19, 2011 19:05:40 GMT -5
Eric Young and Dreamer exchange right hands until an uppercut sends Dreamer to the ground. Eric gets on top of Dreamer and starts pounding his fist into Tommy's skull. Dreamer grabs Young by the head and hits a headbutt, knocking Eric off of him. Dreamer then irish whips Young into the ropes and hits him with a spinebuster when he returns. He wraps his hands around the downed Young's neck and starts choking the life out of him. MT:Despicable! But there is no disqualification in this Hardcore match!Eric pokes him in the eye to get him off. DW:You can tell this is going to be a dirty match. Both guys want the gold!
MT:One wants to build a legacy, the other wants to maintain one.Eric and Dreamer grapple, and it slowly turns back into a brawl. Dreamer forces Young into the corner and lays a couple of more punches in, stunning Eric. Dreamer backs up a few steps and hits a big splash in the corner, knocking Young down. Tommy looks at the downed Eric, and heads outside the ring. He lifts up the ring skirt, and looks for weapons. He takes out a Kendo stick, and turns around and raises it to the crowd, who have a mixed reaction (cheering for the weapon, booing the guy who has it). Dreamer turns back around. . . and gets hit with a baseball slide by Young. The shot sends the Kendo stick way out of Tommy's hand. DW:A nice baseball slide by Eric, saved him from a couple of Kendo stick shots too.
MT: For the time being, yes. But I'm sure weapons will rear their ugly head soon enough.Young grabs Dreamer and throws him against the fan barricade. He picks him up again and positions him right on the edge of the ramp. He lifts him up for a suplex. . . and Dreamer's back meets the ramp! Young brings Dreamer up the ramp a bit more and they are near the top of the stage. Dreamer with a quick shot to the midsection. DREAMER DDT! DW: A massive ddt by Dreamer! And Young is down!
MT:But this isn't falls count anywhere! Tommy needs to get him in the ring!Instead of heading back to the ring, Tommy has other ideas, instead heading backstage, while the camera stays with a knocked out Young on the stage. MT:Where is he going? He has a title to defend!Young slowly works his way to his feet, as Dreamer reappears with a shopping cart with a trash can in it. Once Young gets back on his own two feet, he is hit immediately by a flying trash can! The shot knocks him down again. Dreamer lines of the shopping cart with the ring. DW:Dreamer has some cruel intentions. I don't even want to know what he is thinking.Tommy picks Young up and puts him in the shopping cart. He gives it a massive push towards the ring, and it gains more and more speed as it heads down the ramp! MT:Oh god no! This could end his career!Eric is able to dive out of the cart at the last second before it crashes into the ring. Dreamer looks pissed as he heads down the ramp. He goes to grab Young, and gets hit with a kendo stick! The shot knocks him down. DW: OH! Thats Dreamer's Kendo stick from earlier!
MT: Now he has to deal with its effects! Young hits the downed Tommy with a couple of more kendo stick shots, before throwing the weapon in the ring. He then rolls in Dreamer. Eric lifts up the ring skirt. MT:And now Eric is looking for weapons.
DW:And remember folks, this is a hardcore match! No rules!Young throws in a stop sign, a couple of chairs, and he is about to go back to looking at more, until he sees Dreamer starting to move towards the Kendo stick. He slides into the ring and hits Tommy, crawling toward the Kendo stick, with a massive boot to the head. He goes for a pin! 1!
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Kickout! DW: 1! 2! NO! Dreamer won't go down yet!Young stays on his knees, staring down Dreamer (on the ground) in disbelief. MT: I think Young thought that was going to be it.Eric grabs the STOP! sign and positions it in the corner. He picks up Dreamer and irish whips him into the corner. Dreamer is able to stop right before he hits the turnbuckle! He turns around. . . and avoids a spear from Eric Young! Young goes headfirst into the STOP! sign. And Eric Young is BLEEDING!
DW: And it appears Eric Young may have cut his head on that STOP! sign!
MT:That could be it!Dreamer drags Young out of the corner and pins him! 1!
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DW:ITS OVER!
KICKOUT!
MT:NOT YET! The self proclaimed survivor, survives this fall at least!Now Dreamer is the one that is astonished. He starts punching at Young's open wound, causing the blood to spread everywhere. Dreamer lifts Young to his knees, grabs a chair, and throws the chair at Young's head! It connects, knocking Young down near the ropes, while making a sick thud! Dreamer goes for another pin! 1!
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ROPEBREAK!
DW:Eric Young refuses to lose!
MT: But Dreamer still has control! And no way he wants to lose either!Dreamer bangs on the mat in anger! Tommy goes across the ring and grabs the other chair Young threw in. He turns around. . . and Young is standing with the other chair, yelling " BRING IT!" Dreamer charges, and takes a swing with his chair! Young dodges, then blast Tommy in the back with a chairshot! Dreamer drops his chair! Young hits Tommy with another chairshot, bringing him down to his knees. Young places his chair by his own feet. He grabs Dreamer and sets up for the DREAMER DDT! DW: No way! He wouldn't!Young drops Tommy with the DREAMER DDT! And Tommy Dreamer is BLEEDING!Young goes for the pin! 1!
DW:THATS GOTTA BE IT!
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MT: NEW CHAMP!
KICKOUT! And Young is on his knees, holding his head in shock! He looks at the ref, raises two fingers, and asks Two?The ref nods. Young collapses to the mat for a second, before rising back to his feet. The blood is dripping down both his and Dreamer's head, as he picks Tommy up. He brings Tommy to the ropes and tries to choke him on them. Tommy elbows Young in the ribs and sets him up for a DREAMER DDT! He drops down. . . but Young held on to the ropes! Tommy gets up, and Young immediately picks him up for a DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! He nails it! Young goes for the pin! 1!
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DW:ITS OVER! YOUNG WINS!Your winner, and the NEW Legend's Champion, ERIC YOUNG! MT: TNA's kid has become a man, folks! Eric Young is the Legend's Champion!
DW:I still can't believe it!Young and Dreamer are both still down on the mat. MT: An amazing contest by both competitors! Neither one wanted to lose, and they both left it all in that ring!
DW:Literally. I think we're going to need a mop in there after that one!Young slowly climbs to his knees and is handed the Legend's Championship. He looks at the ref, looks down at the belt, and holds it against his chest for a few moments, while fighting back tears. He rises to his feet and raises the belt above his head! MT: Ladies and Gentlemen, we have witnessed the single greatest moment in this young man's career!
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Post by TOO SWEET on Dec 19, 2011 19:08:17 GMT -5
Really proud of that match writeup, and even more so to finally win a title. (hard to count Sorensen's reign)
Thanks guys, its been a really cool ride. And I'm so glad I signed up for this about 7 months ago.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 19, 2011 19:10:45 GMT -5
JB: The next match is a six man tag match, scheduled for one fall.
*Heavy Gretal*
Brutus Magnus makes his way down to the ring, a confident look on his face. As Magnus gets to ringside, he stops to give the fans the two-finger salute before entering the ring, immediately snatching the mic.
I beat Scott Steiner. I beat Abyss. I prove that I am one of the most technically sound wrestlers, I prove that I can beat whoever is put in front of me, and yet I'm forced to team with two people as part of a throwaway match. And to that, I can only say one thing.
What the BLOODY hell are you thinking?!
I could be wrestling against Kurt Angle in a Number One Contenders match. I could be competing in a gauntlet to beat five men instead of three. I could be in the Legends Title match, showing those wankers what a true Legend looks like. And yet, this talents being wasted on a meaningless six man tag team match.
Flair, I'll forgive you for being hard of hearing since you've got one foot in the grave, but I told Jarrett that I deserved better. That the Mag Daddy, a three time TNA Champion and a rather dashing individual if I may say so myself, was gunning for the TNA Title. I could care less about Joe and Anderson vs. The Revelation, Because it doesn't concern me. My only focus is the title, and any wanker holding that belt is my target. I beat that pollock Abyss, and yet I continuously get the shaft. And when Jarrett left, I thought you'd realize I deserve that shot and put me in the match.
You want me to team with Robert Roode and Kurt Angle, you want me to continue toeing the company line, I say bollocks to that. I'll take part in this match tonight for two reasons. Reason number one is to beat three so-called "competitors" and once again prove that Mag Daddy is the cream of the crop. Reason number two is to show these fans here what wrestling is, not to mention give the ladies here so ething to stare at instead of their. Fat husbands.
So Angle, Roode, get down here so we can hurry up and finish this. And lads, try to stay out of my way.
Magnus throws the mic down as he begins preparing for his match.
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