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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 19, 2011 19:14:04 GMT -5
JB: And his tag team partners, first, representing The Revelation, from Manhattan, New York, weighing in at 240 pounds, Robert Roode.
MT: Roode officially turned his back on his friend and partner James Storm when he assaulted him at the end of Impact this week and joined The Revelation.
DW: Can you blame him, he's a savvy businessman, he goes where the money is, and right now, the smart money's on the Revelation.
JB: From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 240 pounds, he is the ONLY Olympic Gold Medalist in professional wrestling, he is Kurt Angle.
MT: Angle looking for revenge after losing to James Storm on Impact.
DW: He might have to fight with Roode over who gets a piece of him first.
JB: And their opponents, first, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 276 pounds, Scott Steiner.
MT: Scott Steiner wants to avenge HIS loss to Magnus on Impact.
JB: Weighing in at 350 pounds, he is The Monster, ABYSS.
DW: Abyss wants to shut Magnus's mouth as well after what he just said.
And from Leiper's Fork, Tennessee, weighing in at 230 pounds, James Storm.
MT: Looks like Storm's got something to say.
First of all, Magnus, what the hell are YOU thinking?
Talkin' to your partners like that, they may be pieces of trash just like you, but they still got feelings, you think they're gonna let you get all the glory?
These two are the biggest credit hogs in the business.
Angle, I beat your ass last week, tried to knock some sense into you, but I guess it didn't work, looks like I might have to try again.
And Roode, I heard you talking behind my back, telling everyone you were carrying my ass, well, tonight, you can stop carryin't it and start kissin' it, because with these two beasts with me, it's gonna be a short, painful night for you.
SORRY!
About your damn luck.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 19, 2011 19:16:57 GMT -5
BRUTUS MAGNUS, KURT ANGLE & ROBERT ROODE VS. SCOTT STEINER, ABYSS & JAMES STORM 3 Votes 10 minutes
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2011 19:17:14 GMT -5
Team Storm with coordinated punches and clotheslines that clear the ring!
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Post by TOO SWEET on Dec 19, 2011 19:18:54 GMT -5
Storm with a superkick
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Post by lodirulz on Dec 19, 2011 19:22:00 GMT -5
Magnus with a sholdack breaker!
A combo of a back and a shoulder breaker, to Scott Steiner.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 19, 2011 19:32:20 GMT -5
Steiner locks in the Steiner Recliner on Roode, but Kurt Angle punches Steiner in the head until he releases the hold.
Angle hits the Angle Slam on Steiner
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Abyss pulls Angle to his feet...
BLACK HOLE SLAM!
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Magnus drops an elbow on Abyss and pulls him up by the hair...
TORMENTUM
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Abyss kicks out, Magnus gets to his feet and turns around into a Superkick from Storm.
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JB: Ladies and Gentlemen, here are your winners, James Storm, Abyss and Scott Steiner.
MT: What a finish, DW
DW: that was crazy, but in the end, Team Beer gets the win over Team Money.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 19, 2011 19:33:27 GMT -5
Mickie James is sitting backstage.
And now.
The end is near.
Tonight we face, the final curtain.
Daffney, you’re a freakin’ psycho. Of that, I’m certain.
Mickie glances over at her sledgehammer, then at a picture of Madison Rayne.
Maddy, where are you? It’s been over a month now. You’re making me worry.
Mickie picks up the picture and presses it to her chest.
Was what I did…
What I almost did…
Was it so bad that you can’t talk to me anymore?
Maddy, I’m really scared.
Mickie puts the picture down.
Daffney, did you have something to do with what happened to Maddy? Because if you did, I swear to-
Mickie pauses and looks at the sledgehammer again. Suddenly, the door opens and Madison Rayne walks in. Mickie perks up immediately.
MADDY!!
She runs over to hug her, but Madison stops her.
No.
Mickie’s face falls, but she presses on.
How have you been?
Fine.
You?
I’ve been better. I mean, I’m the Champ, so that’s nice.
But it’s kinda lonely when your best friend won’t talk to you.
*sigh*
Look Mick. I wanted to call you. But you’re still REALLY scary right now. Daffney’s messed with your head. You did the right thing at Turning Point, but until this thing is over, I can’t feel safe around you.
But tonight’s the end! Really! After this, I’m done with her for good.
I want to believe that…
Then why won’t you?!
It’s complicated…
Look. I’ve got to go get this over with, Maddy. But please…
Promise me we’ll talk afterwards.
…OK.
See you after the match.
I’ll be here.
Mickie starts to exit.
And Mickie?
Mickie stops and turns towards Madison.
Good luck.
Mickie smiles, then leaves. Madison walks over to the mirror and fixes her hair as we fade out.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 19, 2011 19:41:22 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is the LAST WOMAN STANDING match, and it is for the TNA Women's Championship.
JB: Introducing first, the challenger, from Sybil, Texas, Daffney.
DW: I tell you, Mike, she's nuttier than a fruitcake, but she's still one of the greatest Women's Champions of all time.
MT: I hate to admit it, DW, but you're absolutely right, Mickie James is in for one hell of a fight.
JB: And her opponent, from Richmond, Virginia, she is the current, reigning and defending TNA Women's Champion, Mickie James
DW: Mickie James has let Daffney get under her skin, she's obsessed with putting Daffney away once and for all, Madison's even scared of her right now.
MT: You're absolutely right, Don, These two are both unhinged right now, the best thing would be for them to knock some sense into each other.
DW: And that's exactly what they're going to do.
DAFFNEY VS. MICKIE JAMES 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by The Tank on Dec 19, 2011 19:42:58 GMT -5
Daffney with a "Face it, she's never losing the title."
Which is an uppercut. With that sword from the pic that often appears in PN's fantasies sig.
Because seriously, she might as well start killing bitches in the ring and save us all some time.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2011 19:44:29 GMT -5
Daffney with a "Face it, she's never losing the title." Which is an uppercut. With that sword from the pic that often appears in PN's fantasies sig. Because seriously, she might as well start killing bitches in the ring and save us all some time. Considering she already DID lose the title last month... Mickie with a kick to the ribs after opting not to use the sledgehammer! And with that, I'm out.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 19, 2011 19:44:30 GMT -5
Daffney with a "Face it, she's never losing the title." Which is an uppercut. With that sword from the pic that often appears in PN's fantasies sig. Because seriously, she might as well start killing bitches in the ring and save us all some time. You ARE aware Mickie's the Champion right now, right, Tank?
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Post by lodirulz on Dec 19, 2011 19:48:54 GMT -5
Mickie with an insane bump, known as the feud closer.
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Post by The Tank on Dec 19, 2011 19:49:18 GMT -5
You know what I mean.
She might lose the title, but she'll get it back eventually.
She's the Cena of the division.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 19, 2011 19:53:09 GMT -5
Daffney hits a Euorpean Uppercut, sending Mickie staggering back. Daffney charges Mickie but Mickie ducks Daffney's clothesline and hits a neckbreaker. Mickie waits for Daffney to get to her feet and kicks Daffney low before hitting the Mickie-DT!
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Daffney gets to her feet and Mickie immediately goes back on the attack. Mickie rams Daffney face first into the turnbuckle and then goes to the second. Mickie goes for the Thesz Press but Daffney catches her with the Daff Knees in mid-air!
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Mickie pulls herself up by the ropes. Daffney clotheslines her sending them both over the top rope to the floor. Both women get to their knees and start punching away on eachother. Mickie gains control and slams Daffney's head into the mat. Mickie then gets to her feet and seaches under the ring until she finds her sledgehammer. And the same time Daffney has retrieved her toolbox. As Daffney moves to nail Mickie, Mickie nails her with the sledgehammer and both women lay eachother out!
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Mickie and Daffney barely get to their feet. Daffney goes for the toolbox but Mickie throws her into the barricade. Mickie gets the sledgehammer and goes for another shot but Daffney ducks and rams Mickie into the entrance ramp. Mickie and Daffney fight down the side of the entrance ramp until Mickie takes control and slams Daffney's head into a table and throws her across the tabletop. Mickie pauses as she gets an idea, then she climbs onto the entrance ramp. Daffney groggily gets to her feet as Mickie measures her and takes off!
Mickie connects for the Thesz Press sending both her and Daffney crashing through the table. Both women lay out as the referee begins counting.
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Mickie begins to stir.
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Mickie barely gets to her feet.
10!
Mickie collapses on top of Daffney as the ref tries to raise her hand.
JB: Here is your winner and STILL TNA Women's Champion, Mickie James!
EMTs come out to check on both women as the ImpactZone cheers what the just witnessed.
DW: I'm speechless.
MT: It's a Christmas miracle.
Mickie is helped to the back as Daffney is stretchered out.
MT: I don't know if anything can top that, but I know these guys are going to try.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 19, 2011 19:55:28 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen I'm here with AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels as they are moments away from challenging for the TNA World Tag Team Championship. Gentlemen, what are your thoughts at this time?
Our thoughts? Our thoughts are pretty simple. We're thinking of walking out there and regaining our tag titles for the fourth time.
And make no mistake. They are our tag titles. Because while Shatter and Mercer beat us at Turning Point, they didn't earn the right to call themselves champions. And until they beat us decisively they won't earned that honor. Tonight is there chance.
Unfortunately for them that's not going to happen. Because what happened at Turning Point just made us even more hungry to regain the gold. To right the wrongs.
And we're not doing it for the internet fans you despise so much. We're not doing it for the 10%. We're not even doing it for the fans in the ImpactZone. We're doing it for us.
At the end of tonight, no matter what happens, the true TNA World Tag Team Champions will be walking out with the gold.
And it will be Phenomenal!
Hey, that's my line!
Whatever.
AJ and Daniels exit.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 19, 2011 19:58:31 GMT -5
PHIL!!!
PHIL WHERE ARE YA?!! WE GOTTA GRIND SOME ANGELS WINGS!!!
PHIL!!!!
*Top Gun walks out from the back of the locker room.*
Always with the yelling. How's a guy 'sposed to get any sleep through that, man?
SLEEP?!!
HOW THE f*** CAN YOU SLEEP AT A TIME LIKE THIS?!
Time like what?
...You know.
Like this. I mean, we're kinda on a deadline, dude.
Deadline?
Talkin' like we got a damn billing report due...
Deadline? Who the f***'s got us on a deadline?
Some guy.
Heard he's a real douche, actually.
But he's takin' over the show temporarily, so we gotta stick to his rules.
Pssh. Typical. Course they find an even bigger jackass to take over for J-E-Double-F***up. Probably gonna change the rules on us when we get to the ring or throw somebody else in the match. I'm callin' it right now, big man, we're gonna get to the ring and he's gonna add Beer Money to the match!
...Didn't anyone tell you?
Tell me what?!?
Beer Money's broken up, apparently. Storm helped Anderson, Roode joined Revelation.
I think they're done, man.
...WHATEVER, MAN, NEW GUY'S PROBABLY STILL OUT TO GET US!!!
WE GOTTA GO OUT THERE EXPECTING ANYTHING, 'CUZ SOMEBODY'S GONNA TRY AND f*** US OVER TONIGHT!!!
WHAT?!
WHO THE f*** IS GONNA f***IN' TRY TO f*** US THE f*** OVER?!!
THE NEW GUY?! I'LL f*** HIM UP SO BAD HE'LL BE SHITTING OUT HIS f***IN' TEETH FOR THE NEXT MONTH!!!
Yeah, you do that. Give this new asshole the same damn thing AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels have headed their way and then some.
STYLES AND DANIELS?!! GAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
Forgot about those assholes.
Don't get me wrong, man, I'd love to, but aren't we defending the belts against 'em tonight?
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
WE GOTTA DEFEND OUR TITLES AGAINST THEM I HATE THEM THEY SUCK EGGS GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Okay, tone it down a little. Gettin' a little hard to take seriously.
It was the part about them sucking eggs, wasn't it?
Yyyep.
Let's just go hit the ring and crack some skulls. Then we find this new guy and go to town. Show 'em who runs this place.
Works for me.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 19, 2011 20:01:36 GMT -5
JB: Our next match, scheduled for one fall, is for the TNA World Tag Team Championship.
Introducing first, from Gainesville, Georgia, weighing in at 215 pounds, AJ STYLES!
JB: And his tag team partner, from the City Of Angels, weighing in at 224 pounds, CHRISTOPHER DANIELS!
And together, they are THE PHENOMENAL ANGELS!!!
MT: Two of the greatest in-ring competitors in the history of TNA, they've been here since the beginning, and tonight their goal is to reclaim the Tag Team Championships from the men who beat them for them at Turning Point.
JB: And their opponents, from Cleveland, Ohio and Hickory, North Carolina, respectively, at a combined weight of 499 pounds, they are the current, reigning and defending TNA World Tag Team Champions, the team of TOMMY MERCER and PHIL SHATTER!
MT: Two of the cockiest, most arrrogant, most brutally aggresive men we've ever seen, they're crazy enough to piss everyone off but they're also powerful enough to back up their words.
THE PHENOMENAL ANGELS VS. TOMMY MERCER & PHIL SHATTER 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by The Tank on Dec 19, 2011 20:03:11 GMT -5
Even though the promo to set this up hasn't been done yet...
Top Gun levels Daniels with an AKSU BOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!
I feel like I could make that more Engrish-y somehow.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 19, 2011 20:14:30 GMT -5
AJ hits a PELE on Shatter.
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MERCY KILL!!!
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JB: Here are your winners, and STILL TNA Tag team Champions, Tommy Mercer and Phil Shatter.
MT: Mercer and Shatter did exactly what they said they were going to do.
DW: That they did, and now it's about time for our main event.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 19, 2011 20:15:39 GMT -5
Vince Russo stands in the rafters, Sting to his right, D'Angelo Dinero to his left.
Brothers, TNA Management thinks they have us figured out. Divide Sting and Dinero, that must be the key. But TNA Management doesn't understand what The Revelation is about. It's not about which one of you wears the title, so long as it doesn't fall into the wrong hands.
Oh absolutely. Jarrett thinks he has it all figured out by he is badly mistaken. We are unified. And with Brother Roode now at our side we are stronger than ever.
Stronger than ever and more unified than we have ever been. Robert Roode brings to the Revelation youthfulness that will prove to be most useful in the days and weeks to come.
And let us not forget. Our crusade is only growing stronger. You never know. Brother Roode may not be the only surprise we've been hiding from TNA...
Brother Dinero, do you trust me out there tonight?
Implicitly, my brother. Implicitly. For after all trust is the only weapon we have. You think Joe and Anderson trust one another? Absolutely not. And that will be their downfall.
Good. And I have complete and total trust in you at all.
Trust. The thing that separates us from TNA's so-called heroes. We trust in each other, that is why we shall emerge victorious tonight!
Absolutely.
"He that is unjust let him be unjust still. And he which is filthy let him be filthy still. And he that is rightous let him be rightous still. And he that is holy let him be holy still.
And behold, I come quickly. And my reward is with me, to give every man according to his work shall be."
Revelations Chapter 22, verses 11 and 12. A passage most appropriate. For tonight is when Sting and I receive our ultimate reward. And Joe and Anderson, they too shall receive what is coming to them. We are the way...
We are the truth...
And we are the light.
And all who oppose us shall feel the wrath of The Revelation!
Sting and Dinero drop to one knee as Russo raises his hands and we fade out.
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