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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 29, 2011 18:03:12 GMT -5
Oh, and bear with me here because I haven't written anything in advance and I'm doing the entire show on the fly.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 29, 2011 18:03:50 GMT -5
JB: The following non-title contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, weighing 240 pounds, he is the only Olympic Gold Medalist in Professional Wrestling, Kurt Angle!
JB: And his opponent, from Nashville, Tennesse, weighing 225 pounds, he is the TNA Legends Champion, Eric Young!
Teany: Later tonight we will see Young's Genesis opponent Tommy Dreamer in action. West: But for now it's Young's turn and he'll have a tough time against the Olympic Gold Medal winner.
Eric Young v Kurt Angle 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by lodirulz on Dec 29, 2011 18:04:33 GMT -5
Oh, and bear with me here because I haven't written anything in advance and I'm doing the entire show on the fly. Now I can officially say I know what you mean. Young with a wide angle dropkick!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 29, 2011 18:08:28 GMT -5
Difference is that I deliberately chose to to it on the fly. Why exactly, I have no idea.
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Post by The Tank on Dec 29, 2011 18:16:38 GMT -5
EY with a late backdrop.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 29, 2011 18:19:17 GMT -5
Youmng hits a dropkick then goes for the DVD but Angle counters out and hits the Angle Slam. Angle goes for the Ankle Lock but Young rolls through into a cradle!
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JB: Here is your winner, Eric Young!
Tenay: And Young gets a huge victory here. West: No doubt. When you can knock off a former world champion and Gold Medalist that always a big deal.
The Motor City Machine Guns are backstage.
For those of you who might have missed it, last week the Machine Guns won a shot at the TNA Tag Team Titles, titles that we've held before. And while I'm sure Tommy Merrcer and Phil Shatter would love nothing more than to crush our title aspirations and walk out with the belts, that's just not going to happen.
You see, Mercer and Shatter may be good individualy, they may have gotten lucky when they won the titles, but they just don't match up to me ad Alex. We've been teaming together for over six years, we know one another to the point where it's psychic. Mercer and Shatter, they may be good, but they don't have the tag team chemistry that we do.
Tonight, we take the first step into howling everyone that the Machine Guns are still a threat, no matter how long we go without being on Impact. High Flight underestimated us last week, and now we're next in line for a title shot.
Shatter, you might think that the title around your waist makes you better than me. Because all it does is put a target on your back. Tonight is just a preview of what's to come, a warning of what'll happen when you and Mercer put the titles on the line, courtesy of The Alex Shelley Experience.
Count on it.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 29, 2011 18:23:00 GMT -5
LEMME USE THE LEG DROP!!!
What?
LEMME USE THE LEG DROP!!!
No.
LEMME USE THE LEG DROP!!!
Why?
LEMME USE THE LEG DROP!!!
Enough!!!
...c'mon, brother, lemme use the leg drop.
You wanna be able to walk when you're my age, dude?
Pssh, I ain't thinkin' about that. I'm thinkin' about now. I live in the moment, brother. And in the moment, I need another finisher. PTSD lays boys out, but I need a little extra. And you've been leading me to the top for months now. What do I got to show for it but a name for my fans and a hand-me-down entrance theme that's still got Abyss's video for some reason?
That reminds me, I might have that sorted out for you soon.
'Bout damn time!
But you can't use the Leg Drop. Trust me. You need to be at the top of your game, and adding that to your arsenal will screw you up just as much as it does your opponents.
WELL, I GOTTA DO SOMETHING!!!
...how fast can you run?
Heh?
How fast can you run, Gunner?
Brother, I can do a hundred meter dash in 9.62!
...yeah, that'll work.
What'll work?
How much of my Japan work have you seen, Phil.
.........you wrestled in Japan?
Seriously?
.........did ya?
Ugh, never mind. Here's what you do to that vanilla midget from Detroit tonight...
*Hulk Hogan slams the door in the camera's face as he and Top Gun continue to strategize.*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 29, 2011 18:27:19 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by Chris Sabin, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing 215 pounds, Alex Shelley!
JB: And his opponent, accompanied by Tommey Mercer, from Hickory, North Carolina, weighing 247 pounds, he is one half of the TNA World Tag Team Champions, Phil Shatter!
Tenay: Last week The Guns defeated High Flight to earn themselves a shot at Shatter and Mercer at Genesis. West: Shatter and Mercer proved a lot of people when they beat Styles and Daniels at Final Resolution and they'll to continue that into the new year.
Alex Shelley v Phil Shatter 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by lodirulz on Dec 29, 2011 18:32:42 GMT -5
Phil starts Philling Up, and does a big boot, followed by the rolling lightning.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 29, 2011 18:40:59 GMT -5
Shelley hits a spinning kick to Shatter. He then goes for the Sliced Bread #2 but is distracted by Mercer. This allows Shatter to hits the Axe Bomber!
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JB: Here is your winner, Phil Shatter!
Tenay: I don't believe this. West: I know. Shatter used that move perfected by Hulk Hogan. Tenay: Meant that they bent the rules again. Though come to think of it that is within the norm.
Taylor Wilde is seen outside of Daffney's locker room. She seems nervous as she knocks onthe door.
Daffney? Cuddle bunny?
Please Daffney, talk to me. Whatever's wrong, I'll fix it. I promise.
Fix it? You hear that? She wants to make it all better.
Daffney, is someone in there with you?
Tay, now isn't really a good time.
I know she's only trying to help. That's the problem. Nobody can help me.
Daff, please. I know I haven't been there for you recently, but let me make it up to you. Please, just tell me what to do and I'll do it.
Oh she doesn't care. She's afraid of me. They all are. See? She won't even come into the room! Even you were always afraid of me.
Daff, I don't know who you're talking to, but I'm coming in, okay?
What's the point? In the end she'll abandon me. Just like you did.
That's it. Say what you want about me, but I would never abandon you.
Taylor opens the door, only to find Daffney alone in the room in front of a full length mirror.
Daffney. Who were you talking to?
Hahaha! It's finally happened. I'm finally losing my mind. You always looked on me like I was insane. Well what now? What do you think now, mother?
Mother? Daff, it's me. Your kitten.
Don't lie and pretend that you loved me. I know what you really think of me. You think I'm a monster.
I would never think you're a monster! Please, you're starting to scare me.
And stop calling me Shannon! That's not my name.
Daffney grabs a chair and throws it at the mirror. Taylor has to dive out of the way and the mirror gets smashed. Daffney collapses to the ground.
Are you happy now, mom? Are you happy?!
Daffney starts sobbing which is intermingled with manic laughter.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Taylor begins crying as she leans against a wall, her eyes focused on Daffney. Suddenly the door opens as Melanie Crank walks in. Melanie stops for a second, unprepared for a scene like this, before grabbing Taylor and exiting the locker room. As soon the door closes Taylor buries her head in Melanie's shoulder, openly sobbing.
Melanie....... I..... I.......
Hey, you don't have to say a thing. Your chick went nuts, you're broken up about it. It's understandable.
Now, you're not stopping the waterworks any time soon, so just stay back here and avoid your crazy girlfriend.
But.... the match....
I'll go it alone. Judging by the competition we have tonight, I've got nothing to worry about. Now, promise me you're going to stay in OUR lockerroom and go nowhere NEAR Daffney's lockerroom.
I..... *sniff* I promise.
Good. And hey...
Taylor lifts her head and looks at Melanie.
I've dealt with chicks like her before. Either she comes to her senses normally, she takes special pills that the doctor prescribes, or she goes insane. And I hope you're prepared for whatever happens.
Melanie lets her words hang in the air before walking towards the ring, leaving Taylor to head to her locker room.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 29, 2011 18:45:24 GMT -5
JB: The following non-title contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from The Big Apple, Velvet Sky!
JB: Her partner, from Richmond, Virginia, she is the TNA Women's Champion, Mickie James!
JB: And their opponents...
Tenay: Well Mealanie Crank is coming out her alone so I guess this is now an handicap match. West: Well I dunno what's going on here but I guess you're right.
Mickie James & Velvet Sky v Melanie Crank Crank needs 4 votes to win Mickie and Velvet need 3 10 minutes
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Post by The Tank on Dec 29, 2011 18:49:31 GMT -5
Crank with a suplex bomb.
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Post by lodirulz on Dec 29, 2011 18:49:51 GMT -5
Melanie Crank with a picture perfect diving elbow drop from the top rope onto Velvet!
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Post by TOO SWEET on Dec 29, 2011 18:51:11 GMT -5
Crank with a cobra clutch
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 29, 2011 18:52:42 GMT -5
Well there's that.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Dec 29, 2011 18:58:26 GMT -5
Crank with the Wilde Side.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 29, 2011 18:59:28 GMT -5
Mickie lets Velvet wrestle most of the match until Crank takes control. Mickie comes in and tries for a Mick Kick but Melanie ducks and tosses her outside before hitting the double underhook facebuster!
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JB: Here is your winner, Melanie Crank!
Tenay: Melanie Crank has somehow overcome the odds. West: Well she isn't tag team champion for nothing.
Joining me at this time, Austin Aries.
And yet again, I'm stuck here forced to compete despite all these injuries!
What about last week?
What about last week?!? At least this week they had the forethought to TELL ME I've got a match beforehand.
This was supposed to be the year of Austin Aries. But things just didn't work out. Some punk kids caught me off-guard, Samoa Joe jumped me backstage MORE THAN ONCE for no good reason...
Well, you did...
And now I can barely walk, let alone wrestle.
You're walking just fi...
2011 was supposed to be the year Austin Aries conquered TNA, and fixed TNA. I was gonna take everything wrong with this company and get rid of it. 2011 was supposed to be my year. But clearly fate conspired against me.
You did a pretty good job screwing things up yourself.
I'll level with you, bitch. You and all the rest of this company that's stacked the deck against me at every turn.
How many title shots have you been handed this year?
I'm not gonna win this match. I'm good enough to take down one guy hurt, and maybe even two, but three's asking a lot even for a guy of my caliber. Sadly, 2011 will not be the year of Austin Aries. Two days is enough time for me to make an impression that shatters everyone's image of the rest of the year, but there's no show tomorrow and there's no show Saturday. So you're stuck with 2011 being a year of the same old flat-out awfulness you've grown accustomed to getting from TNA.
But 2012...2012 will be the year where A Double turns things around. Where The Greatest Man That Ever Lived turns this craphole into the world-class promotion it's supposed to be. As soon as I'm at 100%, which shouldn't take too long IF THIS COMPANY WOULD GIVE ME A WEEK OFF!!!!
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Post by lodirulz on Dec 29, 2011 19:02:18 GMT -5
Bro, this could be the GREATEST DREAM MATCH EVER. Like so good, people would go to bed at 6:00 PM just to watch it, brah.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2011 19:02:56 GMT -5
Well kids, that's why it's a bad thing to forget about the show until it's too late to do anything.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Dec 29, 2011 19:06:46 GMT -5
ME-LA-NIE! ME-LA-NIE!
Though I should probably get to work on giving her a finisher. And theme song.
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