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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 29, 2011 19:09:17 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is to determine the #1 contender for the TNA X DIvision Championship!
JB: Introducing first, from Brooklyn, New York, weighing 150 pounds, DJ Red!
JB: From Milwaukee, wisconsin, weighing 210 pounds, Austin Aries!
JB: From Venice, California, weighing 184 pounds, Brian Kendrick!
JB: And from Katy, Texas, weighing 200 pounds, Jesse Sorensen!
Tenay: Well here we go, this match will determine who will face Robbie E at Genesis. West: We all know who I'm pulling for. Tenay: yes, unfortunately.
X Division title #1 contendership Brian Kendrick v Jesse Sorensen v Austin Aries v DJ Red 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 29, 2011 19:12:07 GMT -5
ME-LA-NIE! ME-LA-NIE! Though I should probably get to work on giving her a finisher. And theme song. I thought she had a theme. I just posted the wrong one.
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Post by The Tank on Dec 29, 2011 19:12:15 GMT -5
A Double with a "Hey, no one else promo'd!" move to every other guy.
Which is a brainbuster on all of them.
...at the same time.
HEY, A DOUBLE'S THAT AWESOME!!!
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Dec 29, 2011 19:15:32 GMT -5
A Double with the Last Chancery.
To everyone.
At the same time.
HE'S A DOUBLE! HE CAN DO IT ALL!
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Post by TOO SWEET on Dec 29, 2011 19:20:52 GMT -5
A Double with a cheapshot after the match.
To everyone.
At the same time.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 29, 2011 19:21:25 GMT -5
Kendrick hits a superkick on Red but the falls victim to the Jet Power from Sorensen. Austin Aries then sneaks in and rolls Sorensen up.
1...
2...
3!
JB: Here is your winner, Austin Aries!
Tenay: And Aries... West: YES! YES! YES! Tenay: As I was saying, Aries wins the right to challenge Robbie E at Genesis. West: We're gonna have a new champion. Mark my words.
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm here with Scott Steiner, who will be facing Tommy Dreamer later tonight. Scott, lately, you've been rather silent despite what you've said in thepast about the Revelation. Are you breaking your silence tonight?
Steiner is silent for a while, then:
You know, I've had to sit around a lot and watch Revelation run around an screw Mr. Anderson over on a regular basis and see Beer Money split up because of Vince Russo, and don't tell me that he doesn't have some grand design of his own for all of this crap.
Well, I've sat around long enough.
I see through all this BS, and you know what I find? I find Vince Russo tryin' to take all of the control away from Jeff Jarrett. That's ALL this is about.
YOU WANNA COME IN HERE AND TRY AND RIP EVERYTHING APART, RUSSO?! YOU GONNA HAVE TO COME THROUGH ME FIRST!!!!
Steiner storms off without another word.
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Post by lodirulz on Dec 29, 2011 19:21:45 GMT -5
Oh, this is going to be good. At long last.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Dec 29, 2011 19:26:45 GMT -5
A DOUBLE'S GOING TO GENESIS!!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 29, 2011 19:27:07 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Yonkers, New York, weighing 260 pounds, "The Innovator of Violence" Tommy Dreamer!
JB: And his opponent, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing 276 pounds, Scott Steiner!
Tenay: Well this could be one of the last times we see Tommy Dreamer on Impact. West: Well it's all or nothing for him. He doesn't win the title at Genesis and he is gone.
Tommy Dreamer v Scott Steiner 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by lodirulz on Dec 29, 2011 19:29:08 GMT -5
Scott Steiner flexes his arms.
The force of that flex sends Tommy Dreamer to the next galaxy.
Yes, his arms are THAT large.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Dec 29, 2011 19:32:15 GMT -5
Steiner hits Dreamer with a belly to double belly suplex.
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Post by The Tank on Dec 29, 2011 19:33:23 GMT -5
Steiner with a Hiroshima Suplex!
...German Suplex.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Dec 29, 2011 19:40:21 GMT -5
Steiner with the Recliener.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 29, 2011 19:42:04 GMT -5
Dreamer goes for the Dreamer DDT but Steiner rams him back into the corner. Steiner goes for a belly to belly but he is attacked by D'Angelo Dinero!
JB: Here is your winner, as the result of disqualification, Scott Steiner!
Dinero sets Steiner up and hits the Pope's Blessing!
Tenay: Apparently the words of Steiner have not gone unnoticed by The Revelation. West: Well they decided to take the fight to Steiner before he can do anything about it.
*Christy Hemme walks into a dark area of the backstage area of the Impact Zone, turning to the camera.*
Some of the crew members told me Samoa Joe's lurking around here somewhere. We're looking to get a word with him about tonight's main event.
*A strange noise is heard from further in, Christy following the noise to find Samoa Joe sharpening a very large knife.*
Uh...Joe?
*Joe doesn't even acknowledge her.*
Joe.
*Still nothing.*
We...um, we need a word about tonight's main event.
*Joe turns up to face her, a look of grim anger across his face. He doesn't say a word before turning back to his business.*
Okay...tonight you team with James Storm and Mr. Anderson against The Revelation...
*What appears to be a grunt of disdain is heard from Joe as he continues with the knife.*
After the last few months, you...well, you haven't been...
*Without even turning up to face her...*
You're just not gonna shut up, are you?
Well, I need something here.
I've kept my mouth shut for the last few months because I've got nothing to say. It's that simple.
I don't understand.
There's nothing I can't say that I haven't said already or that I can't get across better in the ring than I could with words.
*Joe keeps on with the knife.*
So, you have nothing to say to your partners either? Nothing to say to Anderson's seeming obsession with a title match against you? Or about James Storm's sudden turning a new leaf?
Storm can do whatever he want. Doesn't affect me.
And Anderson?
Let him. Don't really care. Beat him before, I'll beat him again after I get my title back.
What about The Revelation? Now that they've added Abyss to their ranks, they...
Nothing's changed.
But Abyss is...
How many times have I been in the ring with Abyss? They picked the wrong guy to add muscle to their group and throw us off if that's what they were going for. I don't know if they were dumb enough to think it was a good move or if they just don't care, but I know I don't.
So...
I'm done. Like I said, everything I've got to say to them, I'll say in the ring.
*Joe stands up, brandishing the knife, slowly examining it as if planning something. Joe then grabs the knife by the tip of the blade and throws it into the shadows, where the knife is heard hitting the wall. Joe walks off as the cameraman moves toward it, the camera's light revealing in the shadows a Sting mask, the knife planted dead center between the eyeholes.*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 29, 2011 19:46:37 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from the Isle of Samoa, weighing 280 pounds, "The Samoan Submission Machine" Samoa Joe!
JB: From Leiper's Fork, Tennesse, weighing 230 pounds, James Storm!
JB: And accompanied by Brooke Adams, from Green Bay, Wisconsin, weighing 243 pounds, Mr Anderson!
JB: And their opponents, accompanied by D'Angelo Dinero and Vince Russo, "The Monster" Abyss, Robert Roode and the TNA World Heverweight Champion Sting, The Revelation!
Tenay: Well we are just over a week away from Sting defending the TNA World Championship against Mr Anderson and they will be on opposite sides in this match. West: Not to mention Storm and Joe who have unfinished business with The Revelation as well.
The Revelation v Mr Anderson, James Storm and Samoa Joe 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Dec 29, 2011 19:52:24 GMT -5
Samoa Joe kicks Roode in the chest.
The force sends him into Sting.
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Post by The Tank on Dec 29, 2011 19:57:17 GMT -5
Joe with "Seriously, did anyone else promo?" attack.
Which is a powerslam on Dinero.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Dec 29, 2011 19:58:04 GMT -5
Joe with the knife in the impact zone.
CLUE REFERENCE FTW!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 29, 2011 20:04:52 GMT -5
Roode takes down Joe with the STJoe then makes the tag to Anderson. Sting orders Abyss in the ring and Abyss reluctantly enters only for Storm to kick his head off! Joe goes after Sting and the two end up brawling on the outside. Meanwhile in the ring, Anderson catches Roode with the Mic Check!
1...
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3!
JB: Here are your winners, Samoa Joe, James Storm and Mr Anderson!
Dinero immedately attacks Anderson and lays him out with a cane shot. Storm goes after Dinero but is cut off by a hesistant Abyss. Abyss chokeslams Storm under the orders of Russo. Sting tosses Joe in the ring but before The Revelation can do anything, Scott Steiner comes running down to the ring. Dinero charges but gets caught in a belly to belly. Russo orders Abyss to assist but Joe locks him in the Clutch before he can do anything. Sting tries to back away but ends up getting cauight with the Mic Check form Anderson. Impact goes off the air with The Revelation laid out in the ring.
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Post by The Tank on Dec 29, 2011 20:06:16 GMT -5
That...was a very confusing finish, PN.
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