Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone.
Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Nov 15, 2011 18:57:18 GMT -5
After seeing poor Bull Buchanan last night I realised John Cena is a terrible friend, he really hasn't lived up to the "loyalty" part of his mantra.
It's not just Bull, look at the fates of some of the others that have been friends or allies with Cena.
B-2
Got fired, got dumped, got rabies
Team WWE from SS2010
Edge - Suffered a career ending injury
Chris Jericho - Gone
Bret Hart - Gone
Daniel Bryan - On a losing streak and has entered the hall of pain
John Morrison - Doghouse
R-Truth - Conspiracy Victim, was fired at one stage
The Miz (co-tag-team champ)
Conspiracy Victim, was fired at one stage
The Nexus
In kayfabe it's arguable that nobody has benefited from their time in the Nexus. Some even got wished well in their future endeavours or suffered a suspension.
Sure they weren't exactly best buds but his former tag-team partner David Otunga offered the hand of friendship on multiple occasions only to be rejected.
Redd Dogg
Forgotten who he was? So has Cena
Mick Foley
Cena wasn't appreciative of all the effort poor Mick put into "this is your life", hardly surprising when he didn't even support his own father. Cena just stood by as Mick suffered a Rock-bottom.
Evan Bourne
Little Evan Bourne was crushed when he realised that Cena had abandoned him and felt no choice but to turn to drugs, as a result he is now suspended.
Yoshi Tatsu
Stuck on superstars, completely changed his look after he realised that his "friend" had forgotten him.
Batista and HBK
Both of the partners he won the world tag-titles with have retired, probably due to the mental scars Cena left upon their souls
Zack Ryder
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Post by Deleted on Nov 15, 2011 18:59:28 GMT -5
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MAH FREN
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Post by femmejomo on Nov 15, 2011 19:14:48 GMT -5
You broke my heart...
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Nov 15, 2011 19:25:09 GMT -5
Cryme Tyme
Shad is gone and JTG has been reduced to a jobber.
Alex Riley
The emotional damage Cena did to Alex Riley rendered him unable to beat the Miz or Dolph Ziggler, two short little tree stumps who are like 1/3 his size. He is now relegated to doing promo work for Mattel and wrestling on Superstars and dark matches with an injured hip. Not to mention that they screwed up his entrance the first time that they did team up.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Nov 15, 2011 19:30:01 GMT -5
This is....a frighteningly good point. I don't want to blame Cena, because it's clearly not his fault, but damn, that's a lot of weird coincidences.
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Cronant
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Cronant on Nov 15, 2011 19:31:52 GMT -5
Don't forget Cena's first partner....Billy Kidman.
AKA the only guy to piss Cena off enough to turn heel.
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Post by Tyfo on Nov 15, 2011 19:35:06 GMT -5
Don't forget Cena's first partner....Billy Kidman. AKA the only guy to piss Cena off enough to turn heel. That's a good point. There's only one man that can save us now, and that's Billy Kidman. Come out from behind the curtain Billy! We need you now more then ever. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 15, 2011 20:17:36 GMT -5
Don't forget Cena's first partner....Billy Kidman. AKA the only guy to piss Cena off enough to turn heel. That's a good point. There's only one man that can save us now, and that's Billy Kidman. Come out from behind the curtain Billy! We need you now more then ever. I'm wondering if the Cena connection is what cost him Torrie as well |
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Post by Germansuplex on Nov 16, 2011 1:03:46 GMT -5
Also, Team Cena from Survivor Series 2006.
Kane - Injured
RVD - Gone
Sabu - Gone
Bobby Lashley - Gone
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Nov 16, 2011 1:08:58 GMT -5
Don't forget, Cena was a part of Team Angle in 2003.
Angle - TNA
Holly - Gone and with some bad tattoos
Benoit - No comment
Bradshaw - Became Cena's rival and would lose to him like every time.
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Post by worldsstrongestman on Nov 16, 2011 1:11:59 GMT -5
It's a good thing Mark Henry turned on Cena at this years draft. His career has never been better.
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Rican
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
July 17, 2011 - HHHe called it
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Post by Rican on Nov 16, 2011 1:24:47 GMT -5
Don't forget Cena's first partner....Billy Kidman. AKA the only guy to piss Cena off enough to turn heel. That's a good point. There's only one man that can save us now, and that's Billy Kidman. Come out from behind the curtain Billy! We need you now more then ever. I'd mark so hard for Cena being set up against a random opponent and Kidman's badass rap theme starts playing. |
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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Nov 16, 2011 1:41:06 GMT -5
CAN ZACK RYDER OVERCOME THE ODDS OF BEING CENA'S FRIEND?
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Nov 16, 2011 1:53:12 GMT -5
That's a good point. There's only one man that can save us now, and that's Billy Kidman. Come out from behind the curtain Billy! We need you now more then ever. I'd mark so hard for Cena being set up against a random opponent and Kidman's badass rap theme starts playing. "In these streets when you doze off, you wake up with your clothes off, ashamed feelin' so lost..." That random opponent MUST be this man...  |
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Post by joebob27 on Nov 16, 2011 2:36:44 GMT -5
Rey Mysterio did the "right" thing under duress and gave Cena a title shot, and now look where he is!
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Post by PTBartman on Nov 16, 2011 9:34:01 GMT -5
You think Cena is the kiss of death? Check out Hogan or Flairs record. Also Mr Janetty might have an interesting pt of view on what its like to be HBK's Friend. It's like one of those old saws "Red sky at morning..." Friends with a heel, keeping it real. Friends with a face losing your place. Just sayin...
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone.
Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Nov 16, 2011 9:34:12 GMT -5
Holly - Gone and with some bad tattoos I can imagine Mrs Hardcore screaming "DAMN YOU CENA!" when she first set eyes on those tattoos. |
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Post by sunnytaker on Nov 16, 2011 13:43:30 GMT -5
Don't forget Cena's first partner....Billy Kidman. AKA the only guy to piss Cena off enough to turn heel. though at this point his name might be Billy Manman. /ducks |
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Nov 16, 2011 14:10:29 GMT -5
Holly - Gone and with some bad tattoos I can imagine Mrs Hardcore screaming "DAMN YOU CENA!" when she first set eyes on those tattoos. Too bad Cena never teamed with Rene Dupree. Then we could blame him for Dupree's awful ink choices. |
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Post by Cvslfc123 on Nov 16, 2011 17:45:42 GMT -5
Survivor Series 2004:
Big Show: was injured for 4 months
RVD: gone
Eddie Guerrero: passed away
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helped $lim jinx NXT. Woops
