Post by salTy on Nov 21, 2011 19:50:01 GMT -5
Welcome back to the Tournament to End All Tournaments! Yoda uses the force! Tough luck, Tyler. Seems a few tough cookies have taken a hit lately. That means I chose my combatants wisely. ;D
Help me find out who the most awesome/badass character/person of all time is!
How would one accomplish such a task? Why by pitting every awesome and/or badass person/character/historical figure in a 512-person bracket style tournament that leaves only one person standing in the end. Who will it be? You will decide.
There is no voting criteria. You can vote for a participant based on whatever you please. If you feel that person would be the victor in a fist fight, or if you think they're more badass, more epic, have better hair, or if you just like one better than the other. It's completely up to you, the voter. I want people to have fun with this, and perhaps imagine the two participants squaring off face to face.
This evening we have our next appearance by a professional wrestler, as "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair takes on highly acclaimed actor Steve Buscemi, who has been in so many movies as a supporting actor that he's a household name. Everyone knows Ric Flair. A sixteen time, WHOOO, World Heavyweight Champion, who actively wrestled for over thirty years in four different decades. Steve Buscemi has been in countless movies with memorable character after memorable character, and even if you may not know his name, I know for a fact you've seen him in something. He's a hero to all us ugly, skinny guys that have ever dreamed of being stars on the silver screen.
Ric Flair
.VS.
Steve Buscemi
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Results:
Tom Hanks(5) def. Van Helsing(3) -- Burt Reynolds(6) def. Gordon Freeman(1) -- Richard Petty(4) def. Ron Jeremy(3) -- Hulk Hogan(8) def. Mace Windu(3) -- Freddie Mercury(2) def. N.W.A.(1) -- Magneto(5) def. Tom Savini(2) -- Superman(4) def. Serena Williams(3) -- Darth Vader(8) def. Annie Oakley(1) -- Lara Croft(4) def. Public Enemy(2) -- Conan O'Brien(6) def. The Wicked Witch(1) -- Obi-Wan Kenobi(6) def. Ellen Ripley(1) -- Wayne Gretzky(4) def. Johnny Carson(1) -- Miho(3) def. Dee Snider(1) -- The Contra Guys(5) def. Harry Potter(2) -- Genghis Khan(6) def. Ron Weasley(5) -- Robocop(6) def. Illidan Stormrage(0) -- Captain America(7) def. Samurai Jack(0) -- The Lone Ranger(5) def. Gandalf(2) -- Bruce Lee(6) def. Babe Ruth(4) -- Max Payne(6) def. Will Arnett(2) -- Dwight D. Eisenhower(6) def. The Ultimate Warrior(3) -- Daredevil(6) def. Bootsy Collins(0) -- Bob Barker(5) def. Captain Barbossa(2) -- Jim Brown(5) def. Buck Rogers(1) -- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles(7) def. Nostalgia Critic(1) -- King Kong(10) def. Rasputin(3) -- George Washington(8) def. Aragorn(1) -- Edgar Allan Poe(8) def. Moe Syzslak(1) -- Thing(7) def. Bill Murray(5) -- Ice Cube(4) def. Dalton(3) -- Mr. T(8) def. Dr. Wily(0) -- Link(5) def. Spartacus(3) -- Arthur Fonzarelli(3) def. Judge Dredd(2) -- Joan of Arc(3) def. Julius Caesar(2) -- John Wayne(4) def. Simon Phoenix(1) -- Vlad the Impaler(4) def. Ferris Bueller(3) -- Roddy Piper(3) def. Andre the Giant(1) -- Winston Churchill(7) def. Clive Owen(1) -- Hannibal(7) def. Ozzy Osbourne(4) -- The Kraken(5) def. Leeloo(2) -- William the Conquerer(5) def. Zapp Brannigan(2) -- Ghostbusters(5) def. Cloud(2) -- Shaft(6) def. Dr. House(1) -- Mick Foley(3) def. Hercules(2) -- Chuck Norris(5) def. General Zod(1) -- John Lennon(7) def. Brian Griffin(1) -- John Constantine(5) def. Trinity(0) -- Donkey Kong(7) def. John Matrix(1) -- Dr. Evil(3) def. Martin Riggs(1) -- Sherlock Holmes(7) def. The Minotaur(2) -- Doc Holliday(5) def. Sideshow Bob(4) -- Bane(5) def. The Beastmaster(2) - John McClane(6) def. Babyface Nelson(3) -- Yoda(5) def. Tyler Durden(2)
Help me find out who the most awesome/badass character/person of all time is!
How would one accomplish such a task? Why by pitting every awesome and/or badass person/character/historical figure in a 512-person bracket style tournament that leaves only one person standing in the end. Who will it be? You will decide.
There is no voting criteria. You can vote for a participant based on whatever you please. If you feel that person would be the victor in a fist fight, or if you think they're more badass, more epic, have better hair, or if you just like one better than the other. It's completely up to you, the voter. I want people to have fun with this, and perhaps imagine the two participants squaring off face to face.
This evening we have our next appearance by a professional wrestler, as "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair takes on highly acclaimed actor Steve Buscemi, who has been in so many movies as a supporting actor that he's a household name. Everyone knows Ric Flair. A sixteen time, WHOOO, World Heavyweight Champion, who actively wrestled for over thirty years in four different decades. Steve Buscemi has been in countless movies with memorable character after memorable character, and even if you may not know his name, I know for a fact you've seen him in something. He's a hero to all us ugly, skinny guys that have ever dreamed of being stars on the silver screen.
Ric Flair
.VS.
Steve Buscemi
---
Results:
Tom Hanks(5) def. Van Helsing(3) -- Burt Reynolds(6) def. Gordon Freeman(1) -- Richard Petty(4) def. Ron Jeremy(3) -- Hulk Hogan(8) def. Mace Windu(3) -- Freddie Mercury(2) def. N.W.A.(1) -- Magneto(5) def. Tom Savini(2) -- Superman(4) def. Serena Williams(3) -- Darth Vader(8) def. Annie Oakley(1) -- Lara Croft(4) def. Public Enemy(2) -- Conan O'Brien(6) def. The Wicked Witch(1) -- Obi-Wan Kenobi(6) def. Ellen Ripley(1) -- Wayne Gretzky(4) def. Johnny Carson(1) -- Miho(3) def. Dee Snider(1) -- The Contra Guys(5) def. Harry Potter(2) -- Genghis Khan(6) def. Ron Weasley(5) -- Robocop(6) def. Illidan Stormrage(0) -- Captain America(7) def. Samurai Jack(0) -- The Lone Ranger(5) def. Gandalf(2) -- Bruce Lee(6) def. Babe Ruth(4) -- Max Payne(6) def. Will Arnett(2) -- Dwight D. Eisenhower(6) def. The Ultimate Warrior(3) -- Daredevil(6) def. Bootsy Collins(0) -- Bob Barker(5) def. Captain Barbossa(2) -- Jim Brown(5) def. Buck Rogers(1) -- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles(7) def. Nostalgia Critic(1) -- King Kong(10) def. Rasputin(3) -- George Washington(8) def. Aragorn(1) -- Edgar Allan Poe(8) def. Moe Syzslak(1) -- Thing(7) def. Bill Murray(5) -- Ice Cube(4) def. Dalton(3) -- Mr. T(8) def. Dr. Wily(0) -- Link(5) def. Spartacus(3) -- Arthur Fonzarelli(3) def. Judge Dredd(2) -- Joan of Arc(3) def. Julius Caesar(2) -- John Wayne(4) def. Simon Phoenix(1) -- Vlad the Impaler(4) def. Ferris Bueller(3) -- Roddy Piper(3) def. Andre the Giant(1) -- Winston Churchill(7) def. Clive Owen(1) -- Hannibal(7) def. Ozzy Osbourne(4) -- The Kraken(5) def. Leeloo(2) -- William the Conquerer(5) def. Zapp Brannigan(2) -- Ghostbusters(5) def. Cloud(2) -- Shaft(6) def. Dr. House(1) -- Mick Foley(3) def. Hercules(2) -- Chuck Norris(5) def. General Zod(1) -- John Lennon(7) def. Brian Griffin(1) -- John Constantine(5) def. Trinity(0) -- Donkey Kong(7) def. John Matrix(1) -- Dr. Evil(3) def. Martin Riggs(1) -- Sherlock Holmes(7) def. The Minotaur(2) -- Doc Holliday(5) def. Sideshow Bob(4) -- Bane(5) def. The Beastmaster(2) - John McClane(6) def. Babyface Nelson(3) -- Yoda(5) def. Tyler Durden(2)