Ric Flair offering his services

[Phil Parent]

Dec 13, 2011 17:59:19 GMT -5 jagilki said:

Does he really believe that any high school girls will spend over $100,000 for a date with him?

No, but how many mentally challenged wrestling fans will pay for "their little princess" to go to prom with their hero?

Those people don't have money.

[Rican]

I can't stop f***ing laughing. Oh my God. This is hysterical. Someone NEEDS to do this.

[nWoElite]

Sold. I'll get Russo on the phone right away.

[ookkie]

[Beets by Schrute]

"Hard times, is where the Nature Boy Ric Flair can no longer be a limosuine ridin, jet flyin, kiss stealin, wheel dealin son of a gun baby!"

[fuzzywarble, squat cobbler]

old gray mare ain't what she used to be

[Massive G]

Dec 14, 2011 2:15:12 GMT -5 fuzzywarble, squat cobbler said:

old gray mare ain't what she used to be

you know, I thought that Krusty / Ric Flair photoshop two posts up was going to be the greatest thing ever, and then this pops up right below it. Fantastic, just fantastic.

[Sir Woodrow]

Dec 13, 2011 22:42:30 GMT -5 El Dandy said:

How long until we see Ric Flair on bumfights.com?

Next week

[jadison]

Dec 13, 2011 18:01:19 GMT -5 "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay said:

Chyna and Ric should just pay each other for company.

This. I am officially 'shipping Ric Flair and Chyna. They just need each other, man.

[Totorob101]

Pathetic man,really,60 years of age,desperate for money,and this is what he thinks of? I woldnt trust him with my daughter,if i had one.As much of a legend he was in the business,its about time he grew up,took responsibility in his life and try to get some education,even in his older life,its not to late for him to learn something new,and then do something else more responsible.All those times a lot of wrestlers would advice younger guys to get an Education,clearly Flair needs one just to help him get back on the right track,rather then selling himself out like some rent boy.

[Sir Woodrow]

I can just see the news now, "Pro Wrestling Legend Ric Flair was arrested tonight after exposing himself to a group of School Kids at their prom.
Flair- 62 was caught in the middle of the dancefloor pants around his ankles and a sparkler inserted in his knob"

[Oh Cry Me a Screwball]

Dec 13, 2011 22:46:27 GMT -5 Confused Mark Wahlberg said:

So if someone paid Ric and Chyna to make a sex tape (complete with marathon buttsecks sessions), would you watch it?

How much would it cost to get Ric Flair and Chyna to actually make that video? You pay me the same amount of money, I will subject my eyes to that horror because then I have more than enough money to get eye replacement surgery.

[Bram wants to 'urt you]

Dec 14, 2011 5:30:09 GMT -5 Sir Woodrow said:

I can just see the news now, "Pro Wrestling Legend Ric Flair was arrested tonight after exposing himself to a group of School Kids at their prom.
Flair- 62 was caught in the middle of the dancefloor pants around his ankles and a sparkler inserted in his knob"

I legitimately could not stop laughing for about 10 minutes after reading this. Thank you so much

And thank you Nature Boy for being the inspiration for such hilarity.

[Kash Flagg]

I can't find info on this anywhere. I think we dun got got.

[clashofchampains]

This is fantastic. Wich rich girl would want to see a decripid old man making a fool of himself at Prom? That is the question.

I don't think Ric is broke, it's that he wants to keep maintaining his way of life. If anybody has read all his financial dealings in court where somebody robbed him, where he robbed somebody it originate from the same place: Ric wants to hook up on the next progect to make him more money whatever it is. He's similar to Hogan but he's like a schizo version of that. Hogan wants to keep the machine going but he's actualy a good businessman with a resonable mind.

If Flair would allow to live a quiet life and just take a regular salary, he would be fine. But he wants to keep the circus going so he needs more and more $$$.

[Celgress]

After reading this thread, I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

[dlg3000]

Dec 13, 2011 14:34:13 GMT -5 MiLB Fan said:

On the main page the thread reads as, "Ric Flair offering his ..."

Is it a bad thing that my mind immediately thought of something inappropriate?

Me too. I didn't think things would be this bad.

[Magnus the Magnificent]

Dec 14, 2011 10:16:43 GMT -5 Celgress said:

After reading this thread, I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

I laughed so hard I'm damn near cried.

[Back to being Cenanuff]

Dec 13, 2011 15:44:51 GMT -5 Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture said:

Dec 13, 2011 14:37:14 GMT -5 YAKMAN is ICHIBAN said:

I can't think of much creepier things for an old man to be doing.

For an additional $50,000, he'll "make virgins bleed"

(awaits the ban hammer)

I was going to say something like, "make a woman out of you".

[Hit Girl]

Dec 13, 2011 14:28:38 GMT -5 @subtlemocking said:

from pwinsider.com

Ric Flair is at it again. Months after offering a 5-minute phone conversation for $750 and a personalized video message for $1000, The Nature Boy is now offering his up close and personal services.

For $100,000, Flair will: "Accompany any young lady for a night of laughter, socializing, and dancing at the most special occasion of her young life: her high school prom." However, it's noted that, "There will be no interaction outside of the building in which the prom is being held. Prom ticket, limousine transportation, and Mr. Flair's round-trip plane ticket are to be paid for by the parties involved. Mr. Flair will only be providing himself and will bring his own suit. Suitors must also pick Mr. Flair up from the airport and drive him back immediately following the prom."

Flair's website also notes that, "Older women wanting Mr. Flair's services for a high school or college reunion will be allowed to have Mr. Flair's services for $100,000, in addition to the plane ticket and limousine transportation. Suitors must also pick Mr. Flair up from the airport and drive him back immediately following the event."

Not sure if this has already been posted elsewhere, but I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Is the Nature Boy bankrupt?

Practically yes.

Due to an opulant lifestyle mixed with alimony payments to several ex wives.