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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 23, 2012 4:14:53 GMT -5
Damn, I'm sorry ODB is non-taken again. As for Hardy, no offense but I'm kinda glad he's gone. Nothing personal against you BB, I just can't stand the f***er.
You still have Abyss though, right? So that angle isn't dead at least.
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Jan 23, 2012 17:38:58 GMT -5
I still have Abyss. I'm proud of the work I've done with him, and I wanted to keep the angle a-runnin'.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2012 0:23:48 GMT -5
Has a card been announced for Impact yet? I was hoping to start writing my promos soon.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 25, 2012 8:40:00 GMT -5
I should have one later. You know with everything else being shifted I was considering moving Impact to Friday anyway.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 25, 2012 17:24:35 GMT -5
Okay, card added to first post. As ever it is open to change.
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Post by lodirulz on Jan 27, 2012 16:02:25 GMT -5
WARNING:
Total Robbie E Mark Out Coming Soon.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jan 27, 2012 16:05:21 GMT -5
I'm really liking this Melanie-Taylor stuff.
It's a nice change of pace from other promos I do. More.... intimate, I suppose.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2012 16:10:18 GMT -5
Warning:
Even if he loses, Hernandez might get a follower tonight, and starting soon, Anarquia might be getting some fans (looking at you Tank...something is gonna happen next week you are going to love)
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 27, 2012 17:01:07 GMT -5
Tenay: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Impact as we are less than a week away from Against All Odds. West: Well tonight we should have a clearer picture of what the PPV will entail. Tenay: And we should know starting right now since D’Angelo Dinero is set to call out Scott Steiner.
The Pope makes his way to the ring to jeers of the ImpactZone.
You know last week I made a challenge. A challenge to a man that has been sticking his nose into Revelation business for weeks now. So Steiner I gotta know. Are you really the man you claim to be? Come on out and give me an answer.
Sure enough, Steiner walks out to the ring, mic in hand:
Ya know, Dinero, a more sensible man would be too chicken to call it like he sees it. Except I've never been accused of making a whole lot of sense.
But it makes sense to me and a lot of other people that if Vince Russo starts something bad, somebody's gotta do something to fix his messes. And if there's any gang warfare going on, I'm stickin' with the good guys.
You really think that? Can you really be that naive? Everything we have done is for the greater good. Because our methods are somewhat more heavy handed you call us evil. But we only do what is necessary. You really want to think things are that black and white?
Since when has manipulatin' Abyss ever counted as the "greater good"? HEH? Since when has half the crap you people have pulled in the past couple of months ever counted as the "greater good"? In my book and the books of everyone in the iMPACT! Zone, IT DOESN'T.
It doesn't matter how you view things. In the end we will be proven right. You may not see it. You may not understand it. But it is to benefit you and everyone else.
Tenay: Here comes the Monster, and he does not look like a happy man. West: Since when has Abyss ever looked happy?
Abyss has a microphone in hand as he walks down the ramp, climbing into the ring and glaring at both men before turning his attention to Dinero.
I did your grunt work. I've done everything you've ordered me to. And every week, I have to hear you preaching about how what the Revelation is doing is for the greater good. I want answers, and I won't wait until your little cockfight with Steiner is over. Tell me where she is, or the only thing you'll be making it rain is your blood.[/color]
You know the deal, Christopher. You deal with Steiner tonight. Then I finish the job at Against All Odds. After that? Then we'll see.
Ya know what, Dinero?! THIS is the kind of thing I'm talking about! THIS is why I've got such a big problem with you and Vince Russo and company runnin' amok all over the place! You think you're gonna just push Abyss around? I ain't so easy to do that to!
We shall see. After all Abyss knows the consequences of opposing us. Don't you, Christopher?
Abyss has to visibly restrain himself from striking Dinero.
Not "we'll see." After Against All Odds...you WILL give her back to me. I'm done doing your grunt work...[/color]
His head turns to Steiner.
Scott, if they had you in the same position as they have me, you wouldn't be nearly as arrogant about it. Tonight, what happens...it's not personal. This isn't about you. This is about her. Getting her back. That's what's important for me.[/color]
No, Abyss, it IS about you. I already made it clear that I have a problem with how Russo and the others have been treatin' you. I made it clear that I don't like how they've been treatin' ANYBODY. You want her back, I get that. But ya think that just because you're doin' their dirty work that they're not gonna stab ya in the back first chance they get? 'Cuz if ya do, you're insulting yourself AND her.
Enough of this. Christopher, you know what to do.
Dinero exits the ring.
Now you hold on a second, Dinero! I think you forgot something:
You and me at Against All Odds? I ACCEPT!
Dinero smirks as her heads to the back.
Scott Steiner v Abyss 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2012 17:04:37 GMT -5
Stiener with a DDT
Holy Hell....Loving the storyline there
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Post by lodirulz on Jan 27, 2012 17:09:15 GMT -5
Abyss with a White Thunder Slam!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 27, 2012 17:13:25 GMT -5
Steiner with a tiebreaking belly to belly.
Abyss goes for a chokeslam but Steiner fights out and hits the Steiner Screwdriver!
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3!
JB: Here is your winner, Scott Steiner!
Tenay: Look at the power from Scott Steiner hitting the Steiner Screwdriver on Abyss. West: Dinero may be in for an uphill battle at Against All Odds.
Dinero suddenly attacks Steiner from behind and hits the Pope’s Blessing!
West: But on the other hand Dinero is sneaky. Tenay: Well we’ll see what happens next Sunday.
*Miguel Cesaro and Chelsea are backstage*
If you beat The Greatest Man That Ever Lived, what does that make you?
Are you looked at in a different light? Do you become The Greatest Man That Ever Lived?
What of opponents? After defeating The Greatest Man That Ever Lived, what else is there to do? Now, every opponent will seem like less of a challenge, every battle will seem almost inconsequential. Even title holders, champions, seem like less of a challenge than defeating The Greatest Man That Ever Lived. Forgive me if I come across as cocky, but it's true.
You see, it's that mindset that I'm taking into tonight's match. Now, no doubt Phil Shatter and Tommy Mercer will yell and scream about how they are "the best team in TNA!" while Robbie E will speak to his "dudes and dudettes" while fist pumping. It's nothing you people haven't seen before, and it's nothing I haven't seen before.
My question is.... what else is there? When Mercer and Shatter lose their voices from screaming all the time, what is there? When the Jersey Shore fad FINALLY dies, what else is there?
The answer, my friends, is nowhere. They're nothing but a one trick pony, and sooner or later everyone is going to realize that. Whether it's tonight, a week from now, or six months down the line, we're finally going to lift back the veil and see with our eyes that this.... this is one dimensional. That once you look past the facade, the men we call champions are merely men with delusions of grandeur. And if it takes Team 3D and myself defeating them tonight to achieve this goal, so be it.
Tonight, I take one step closer to the X-Division Title. And it starts, with the champions downfall.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jan 27, 2012 17:13:26 GMT -5
Steiner with a belly to belly.
. . . Great minds think alike.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 27, 2012 17:15:15 GMT -5
This is Christy Hemme backstage at TNA Impact, where tonight, we have-
HOLY HELL!WOOOOHOOOOHOOOOOHOOOO! OH YES!
Robbie E comes running in, pointing at this phone, and pumping his fists.
THAT"S WHAT I"M TALKING ABOUT! YEAH!
He high fives Christy, who looks very uncomfortable, considering the past between the two.
YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES YES YES YES YES!
Robbie wipes away a tear, finally calming down. But when Christy tries to leave, he stops her:
Whoa, where you going babe? Your back to being the hot interviewer in a skirt, amirite?
Hemme turns, looking disgusted.
I guess that's one way to put it.
And if my memory is functioning right, your job is supposed to be getting the juicy scoops, all correct?
(Sighs) What do you want Robbie?
You.
WHAT?!
Nothing, nothing. Anyhow, I was responding to all my loyal dudes and dudettes that follow me on Twitter, you know what that is, right?
...... Doesn't everyone?
Newborns don't know. Anyway, I was doing a little Q&A, with absolutely no spam whatsoever, when I saw something that made me have to change my pants. Seven times.
Uh.........
Hey, if you were a man, and this happened to you, you wouldn't blame me. It's every Guido's dream. The ultimate gift of eye candy 101.
Uh, and that would be?
Robbie E looks like he's ready to explode, before excitedly shouting:
BRITNEY SPEARS IS FOLLOWING ME! "THE" BRITNEY SPEARS!
Christy looks surprised, and goes to speak, but Robbie E keeps ranting:
AND SHE"S A FAN! f***ING BRITNEY SPEARS IS A FAN OF ME! THAT"S LIKE MEGAN FOX OFFERING TO WASH YOUR CAR IN A FREAKING BIKINI!
That's gr-gr-great.
(Raises arms up) APPROVE!
Robbie walks away, fist bumping with some workers.
BA BOOM! BA BOOM!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 27, 2012 17:18:22 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from New York City, at a combined weight of 589 pounds, Brother Ray, Brother Devon, Team 3D!
JB: Their partner, accompanied by Chelsea, from Manila in the Philippines, weighing 170 pounds, Miguel Cesaro!
JB: Their opponents, first, accompanied by Becky Bayless, from the Jersey Shore, weighing 195 pounds, he is the TNA X Division Champion, Robbie E!
JB: And accompanied by Hulk Hogan, at a combined weight of 499 pounds, they are the TNA World Tag Team Champions, Phil Shatter and Tommy Mercer!
Tenay: Well Team 3D and Cesaro are in contention for titles shots and a win here will put them over the edge. West: I dunno, Robbie E, Shatter and Mercer are on a roll.
Team 3D & Miguel Cesaro v Phil Shatter, Tommy Mercer & Robbie E 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jan 27, 2012 17:20:36 GMT -5
Cesaro with a "Cesaro", followed by an inverted "Cesaro".
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2012 17:27:01 GMT -5
Robbie E Gets Lucky, Hits a Baby One More Time, and asks Cesaro if he wants a Piece of Him
....So I'm a Britney Geek? And? ;D
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 27, 2012 17:28:21 GMT -5
Team 3D with a "it sorta screws up the PPV card if they don't win" 3D
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 27, 2012 17:34:45 GMT -5
Cesaro hits a dropkick on Shatter before tagging Brother Ray and then taunting Robbie E into coming in. As referee Brian Stifler tries to get him back out the distraction allows Team 3D to hit the “What’s up!” diving headbutt on Shatter. Cesaro takes out Robbie E as Ray does the same to Mercer. Shatter then staggers to his feet right into a 3D!
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JB: Here are your winners, Team 3D and Miguel Cesaro!
West: Well I guess they gotta get title shots now. Tenay: Well we’ll see. I do think that…
The lights go out in the Impact Zone, as Techno Music starts playing....lights are flashing on and off.....then on the screen
The Rainbow Kid
Coming Soon To The Impact Zone....
Then everything returns back to normal
West: What the heck was that?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 27, 2012 17:36:08 GMT -5
Chickadee....
What?
You promised me.
I did?
You promised me that you weren't going to go out there when Daffney confronts Mickie. I know it hurts, but you have to let her go.
Melanie, I don't know how many times I have to tell you, you don't understand. Yes, Daffney and I have a strange relationship. It may not makes sense to a lot of people. Sometimes, I even get confused. But I know, deep down that Daffney loves me. I know that she cares for me.
The past couple of weeks Mel.... it's been great getting to become friends as well as a real team. Aside from Daffney, you're the only other person I can honestly say I care about. So I'm asking you, this one time.... please. Let me talk to her.
No. At least, not until after your match. With Hamada.
*Taylor looks at Melanie.*
Come again?
You can see Daffney all you want, but first you have to get through Hamada. You know, your old friend.
Right. Her...
What is there to say about her? Sure, we were teammates and friends once, but that all changed when Daffney opened my eyes and showed me a new world. A world where no one judged me, a world where I never had to conform to anyone's rules. A world that I could be free. And when entering that world meant that changes had to be made, I left Hamada.
Looking back, I still don't know if that was the right thing to do. Sure, I found a love that I never knew existed, and being able to be free after years of conformity was a breath of fresh air. But I hurt people when I left. Alex was crushed, Hamada was hurt, Chris was confused. They all didn't understand why I left them, why I chose Daffney over them. It wasn't because I didn't love Alex anymore, or Hamada. And Chris has always been like a brother to me, and even when I left Alex he made sure that I was okay. I was selfish..... I had spent so long pleasing others, I just felt that it was finally time to think about myself for a change.
The things I've done to Hamada, I can never take back Mel. I know it, she knows it. We may never be friends like we once were, hell, she may never be friendly towards me again. And I know that I deserve it. I tricked her into believing that she and I were on the same page against Daffney only to handcuff her to the cage. That night, we robbed her of her chance to become the Women's Champion, and looking back I regret it. There are many things that I regret Mel, and I wish that things had turned out differently. Maybe Hamada would be happy I found someone else, maybe I could've ended i with Alex beforehand, maybe Chris.... well, Chris is the same as he ever was. But I can't change the past, I can only make up for it.
If Hamada wants a fight tonight, I'll give her that much. She deserves to fight me at my best, not some lovesick girl. Maybe she can one day learn to forgive me, maybe not. But at least she'll know that I gave her everything tonight.
Well said. And just in case her new friend Sarita wants to join in, I'm accompanying you. Better safe than sorry.
Thanks Mel, you're the best.
*Taylor grabs the Women's Tag Team Title and heads out as Melanie just stands there, confused.*
When did I become "Mel"?
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