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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 27, 2012 17:38:06 GMT -5
Oh and that Daffney/Mickie promo isn't actually happening tonight due to issues outside my control. It may be finished for next week though.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2012 17:39:10 GMT -5
....Hayden, that was actually really romantic there.....while Criminals are over the top, your actually subtle with it.... {Spoiler}Damn
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 27, 2012 17:39:52 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by Sarita, from Tokyo, Japan, Hamada!
JB: And her opponent, accompanied by Melanie Crank, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, she is one half of the TNA Women’s Tag Team Champions, Taylor Wilde!
Tenay: Well following on from our last match you gotta believe that if Hamada wins this match she and Sarita will be in line for a tag title match. West: Yeah, you would think so. But again, we’ll see.
Taylor Wilde v Hamada 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jan 27, 2012 17:41:41 GMT -5
Hamada hits an enziguri. (I'm assuming this would screw up the ppv card if Hamada didn't win, right?)
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2012 17:42:07 GMT -5
Taylor with a Wilde Crossbody!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 27, 2012 17:47:37 GMT -5
Hamada hits an enziguri. (I'm assuming this would screw up the ppv card if Hamada didn't win, right?) Well truth be told I don't want to do Taylor/Melanie v Hamada/Sarita so soon but there's nobody else.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 27, 2012 17:53:54 GMT -5
Taylor catches Hamada and goes for the Wilde Side but Hamada lifts her up for the Hamada Driver. Taylor escapes this and comes off the ropes but she gets tripped by Sarita. Crank starts fighting with Sarita on the outside until Hamada joins in. Taylor then dives over the top rope onto the three women on the outside. The four Knockouts continue to fight as officials try to separate them. Tenay: Well this has just ended in chaos here. West: What does this mean for the tag titles? Tenay: Well we’ll have to see about that. Jesse is seen holding a tiny rose and is reading a letter. He places them both down when Bischoff enters the locker room. You ready Sorensen? I got you a match against Mark Haskins tonight. He's good, but he is no Jesse the Jet. Tonight is your night to get off the skid, Jesse, and I know that you will. Tonight, you beat Mark, and then we'll set our sights at getting you to become a TWO TIME - TWO TIME X Division Champ. How's that sound?Quite frankly, didn't like it.
Thats why when I saw the match on the card, I contacted Jarrett and got it changed. Now, I'll be facing Sting.Please tell me you're talking about the Singer.Nope, the icon. And toni... WHY? Why throw away a sure win, for the former TNA World Champion? Jesse, you have no shot of beating him.Bischoff, out of everyone in TNA, I didn't think I have to explain this to you, of all people.
But I'm the Can't Miss Kid, I'm the highflyer, and the daredevil. If I wanted to take things easy, I'd apply rest holds and face Mark Haskins. But quite frankly, thats as boring as mashed potatoes. I'd rather face Sting a million times, and lose each one, then beat Mark Haskins. It's my style, Bischoff. High risks, high rewards. Sometimes I crash and burn, but when the gamble pays off, it pays off big. That's how I became champ originally. And thats how I'll beat Sting.Fair enough. So you're 100% focused on Sting?Oh, of course, um yeah, because there is totally nothing else for my mind to be on, so it would have to be on Sting then, right. Nope, yeah. 100% Focused. In fact, 1000% Focused. Nothing to worry about here Bischoff. Nope, not a thing.Um . . . okay? Lets go.You go ahead. . . I'll join you in a sec.Bischoff exits. Jesse picks up the letter and the tiny rose for a second . . . before placing it down and exits himself. Before the sceen fades, the camera zooms in on the note, which reads. . . Jesse,
I've been watching, and I've been impressed. You're on a bit of a cold streak, but soon, things will be getting hot. Red hot. When we join forces, TNA will be ours. And that day will be sooner than anyone knows. Come find me . . . and our revolution will begin.
~Rosita
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 27, 2012 17:57:08 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by Eric Bischoff, from Katy, Texas, weighing 200 pounds, Jesse Sorensen!
JB: And his opponent, from Venice Beach, California, weighing 250 pounds, “The Icon” Sting!
West: I gotta wonder what Jesse Sorensen is thinking here. Going after the former world champion. Why? Tenay: It’s simple, Don. He wants to prove himself. West: Surely there are easier ways to do that. Tenay: You never make waves by doing things the easy way.
Jesse Sorensen v Sting 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jan 27, 2012 17:59:22 GMT -5
Sting with a stinger splash
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2012 17:59:59 GMT -5
Sorenson with The Upset!
Thats a Spinning Heel Kick
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 27, 2012 18:03:34 GMT -5
Sting with Stinger Splash
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 27, 2012 18:10:13 GMT -5
Sting goes for a Stinger Splash but Sorensen moves. Sorensen then goes to the apron and hits a springboard dropkick. Sorensen goes up for the Corkscrew Moonsault but Sting moves. Sting then hits the Scorpion Deathdrop!
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JB: Here is your winner, Sting!
West: Well close but no cigar for Jesse Sorensen. Tenay: But it was a damn good effort against a multi-time world champion and a legend of this business.
So, last week, I went into the main event against Mr Anderson, and I lost in a close match. That isn't good enough for me, I will not be handed second best. Tonight, Ii face off against the monster around here simply known as Samoa Joe. Joe, you claim your spot in the Main Event after you came up as an undefeated monster in The X Division, but then after that, what really became of you? Don't take me wrong, tonight when I step into that ring I will take you as serious as anyone else, but all you do backstage is simply threaten how your going to maim and torture your opponents. Get some new material. Tonight, I start my legacy, and The name Hernandez will be known throughout all of TNA, now unless theres anything I am forgetting....
Hernandez! I need a word with you!
Anarquia? Where's El Zorro?
I don't know....probably drinking tequilla.....anyways, I have some news for you....umm....did you send out for your birth certificate dude?
Yeah, I need another ID, why?
Well, I accidentally opened it thinking it was mine, but as I was reading it...
Dude, what the f*** man?
Listen to me Ese! I was reading, and the first thing I came up to was your name....Is that your real name?
Yeah dude, Shawn Hernandez....
Umm.....No Ese, you better have a second look....
Anarquia hands Hernandez his Certificate....
My name...No that can't be it.....
Bro thats your name.....Just admit it....your a full blooded mexican.....FBM baby, FBM...
Angelina Love comes into the picture
Baby whats wrong?
Your boyfriend just found out his real name
What is it?
Hernandez just takes a deep breath....
*sigh* Armando Alejandro Ernesto Ricardo Picasso Raymundo Hernandez
Hernandez just walks away
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 27, 2012 18:11:46 GMT -5
*Brutus Magnus makes his way down to the ring, carrying his Feast or Fired briefcase grudgingly. As he enters the ring, he makes sure to give the two finger salute before grabbing the mic.*
You think you've pulled a fast one over me, didn't you sunshine? You want to say sorry about MY damn luck? James Storm, if there's one thing you need to be sorry about, it's your career. You're nothing but a tag team wrestler James, just like countless others before you who struggled to stay relevant while their partner went on to bigger and better things. Hell, the only reason you have a guaranteed title match is because you won a silly little match and luck was on your side. Red could have grabbed the case, Kendrick could have grabbed that case, I BLOODY WELL SHOULD HAVE GRABBED THAT CASE!.... but you have it. And once you lose your only shot at the title you desperately want, you'll be sent back down the ladder where you belong. Wanker.
And while I may be saddled with this miserable excuse for a title shot, I'm not going to let that deter me. Because while I would love nothing more than to wear the Heavyweight Title for a fourth time and shatter my previous record, I don't feel like getting in between Sting's little group and..... whatever the hell Joe and his ragtag group is called. You see, if I challenged for the title right now, I would have both groups against me. And, well... who could blame them. Greatness inspires envy in others, and when you're Brutus Magnus, you it comes with the territory.
So with my focus not on the Heavyweight Title, it turns to establishing my legacy as one of the best in this company. And by doing so, my focus is now on becoming the Legends Champion. But rather than simply trade this useless briefcase in for an immediate shot, I'm told that I have to "earn it". As if my reigns as champion account for nothing. So imagine my surprise when I'm told that I have to face Christopher Daniels. A reasonable chap, despite the fact that he hangs around that tosser AJ Styles. A whining, selfish little wanker, but then again my record against him proves that I am the better man. Regardless, tonight Christopher Daniels finds out what happens when you take on a determined Brutus Magnus.
Your move, wanker.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 27, 2012 18:15:14 GMT -5
Tenay: The next match will determine who will be facing Eric Young at Against All Odds for the Legend's Championship.
Tenay: And speaking of, here comes our champ.
Young joins Tenay and West at the table.
Hey guys. Long time since I've been here. Last time was the Eric Young Tag Partner Invitational, if I remember right.
West: And we all know how well that went. . .
Yeah, I think its a safe bet that we're in for a better match tonight. And I wanted to watch my pay per view opponent from up close, and hopefully find a weakness I can exploit.
JB: The following contest is set for one fall and it is to determine the #1 contender for the TNA Legends Championship! In the ring, from the United Kingdom, weighing 240 pounds, Brutus Magnus!
Ah, Brutus Magnus. He has an ego so big, he makes me look like I can't spell the word. But then again, he can claim to be a TNA World Champion, which is something I can't. I need to face, and beat, skilled competitors like him if I want a shot of winning the TNA World Championship at Bound for Glory.
JB: And his opponent, from the City of Angels, weighing 224 pounds, "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels!
Christopher Daniels, a real pioneer of the X-Division, and TNA as a whole. As it probably known by everyone, he's one of my best friends in the company. Facing him, would not only be a great moment, but a tough match, because at the end of the day, neither of us will go easy on each other. And when there is gold on the line, nothing else matters.
Legends Championship #1 Contendership Brutus Magnus v Christopher Daniels 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2012 18:16:41 GMT -5
Magnus with a Punch
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jan 27, 2012 18:17:40 GMT -5
Brutus with a big boot! BIGGER THAN YOU COULD EVER IMAGINE!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 27, 2012 18:22:34 GMT -5
Magnus goes for a lariat but Daniels ducks it and goes for the Last Rites. Magnus gets out of this by raking the eyes before hitting the Tormentum!
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JB: Here is your winner, Brutus Magnus!
Tenay: And with that Magnus goes on to face Eric Young at Against All Odds. West: Well that I can’t wait to see.
We cut backstage where Christy Hemme is with Jesse Sorensen (in jeans and Jesse the Jet basic t-shirt).
Christy Hemme here with Jesse Sorensen, who asked to speak with me? Two questions, first off, where is Bischoff? Second, what'd you request this time for?
Bischoff left for the night, thinking I was doing the same. But, I didn't come here to request interview time, Christy, we need to talk.
Um, okay. Guys, cut.
The camera fades . . . but they switch to one that is more off in the distance. It zooms in on Christy and Jesse, who voices can be picked up by the mic between them.
So whats this about?
Christy. I know you think I'm young, but I'm not stupid. I know the letter was from you.
What letter?
This one.
Jesse takes the letter out of his pocket and waves it in front of her.
I mean, Christy, its obvious. It says things will get "Red Hot". It's signed Rosita. Little Rose, in spanish. And we all know the little rhyme. Roses are red. . .
Jesse, I didn't...
This all makes sense. I remember that look you gave me, when you presented me with the Rookie of the Year award. And that you always want to stand next to me in the interview. And people have been comparing me to AJ Styles, and I always thought you two might've...
SORENSEN! I'm sorry, but I didn't write this. You're nice and all, but I'm married. No way I'd throw that out, for anyone.
I . . . guess that makes sense. I just thought it all made perfect sense, you have to understand. I just . . . have no clue where to go with this. Who could Rosita be? Do you have any clue?
Its understandable Jesse, don't worry. As for mysery girl . . . I wouldn't let it mess with your brain. Just keep focusing on trying to win, and the world will be yours. Keep your mind off the girl, and on the gold. I know a lot of people want to see you take back the X-Division championship, and if you can get back on the right track, you'll be champ soon enough.
Brain? World will be mine? I think you're on to something. Next week, I'm solving this. Thanks for the help, Christy.
Jesse runs off.
*Sigh* Can't there be at least one sane person in the X-Division?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 27, 2012 18:25:04 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Houston, Texas, weighing 285 pounds, Hernandez!
JB: And his opponent, from the Isle of Samoa, weighing 280 pounds, “The Samoa Submission Machine” Samoa Joe!
Tenay: Last week Mr Anderson defeated Hernandez. This week it’s the turn of Samoa Joe to face him. West: Well you can’t say that Joe and Anderson are getting an equal warmup for Against All Odds.
Samoa Joe v Hernandez 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2012 18:27:38 GMT -5
Hernandez with a Mexican Plancha!
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jan 27, 2012 18:38:15 GMT -5
Joe with a DDT
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