Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jan 9, 2012 20:07:20 GMT -5
Storm grabs the last case and opens a beer with it
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Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2012 20:09:06 GMT -5
Storm with a Superrkick!
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jan 9, 2012 20:09:10 GMT -5
I'm saddened that PN changed the post. I wanted Red with two briefcases.
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TOO SWEET
Grimlock
Not a doctor, nor do I play one on tv.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jan 9, 2012 20:10:30 GMT -5
I'm saddened that PN changed the post. I wanted Red with two briefcases. Your fired TNA World Champion! DJRed! ;D
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 9, 2012 20:10:59 GMT -5
Dinero lowblows Steiner and goes for the final case but Storm takes him out with the Last Call and grabs the case.
Tenay: Well there we have it. Brian Kendrick, DJ Red, James Storm and Brutus Magnus win this years Feast or Fired. West: But who has what? That is the question? Tenay: Well let’s hear from the challenger for the TNA World Championship, Mr Anderson.
A vow of silence.
This is the first vow I break tonight.
I have kept silent recently regarding the continued reprehensible actions of the Revelation.
I am going to end this tonight once and for all
So says the Book of Anderson.
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lodirulz
Hank Scorpio
Live as the color red in a world of black and white.
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Post by lodirulz on Jan 9, 2012 20:11:51 GMT -5
I'm saddened that PN changed the post. I wanted Red with two briefcases. Your fired TNA World Champion! DJRed! ;D .... How dare you PN. This could have been the greatest angle in the history of our sport.
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TOO SWEET
Grimlock
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jan 9, 2012 20:13:16 GMT -5
Your fired TNA World Champion! DJRed! ;D .... How dare you PN. This could have been the greatest angle in the history of our sport. Nah. He'd just come back two weeks later with a new theme and shirt.
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
Posts: 18,522
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jan 9, 2012 20:14:13 GMT -5
Finally, I actually EARN a briefcase.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 9, 2012 20:14:19 GMT -5
*Lacey is shown in the back, looking to be flirting with a random guy in the back.* Lacey! *Traci Walks on screen* Excuse me. We need to talk. *Random guy walks away* Did you do what I ask you to?I sure did!Hmm... how about I reword that question. How exactly did you accomplish your task.Well Sam over there.. *She points and Sam waves.* Said I couldn't take the package in myself, but he said he would take care of it for me.Uh huh. *Traci walks towards Sam.* What's wrong?Just a hunch. *Approaches Sam.* Excuse me, my assossiate here said that there was a package left with you.Yup, said it needed to be sent to the Women's Champ. So I took care of it...Ah. Ok, then ... *turns to Lacey* Appears an appology is forthcoming, it appears as if I was wr..Placed four stamps on it and put it in the mail truck....You what?I sent it. Just like you wanted!*Pulling at her hair* My God... I'M SURROUNDED BY MORONS!! *Calming down* Nevertheless, not all is lost. This will just be much more difficult than I originally had planned. You.. *points at Sam* .. Get away from me. You.. *points at Lacey* .. come with me. AND FOR THE LAST TIME TAKE OFF THAT STUPID MUSTACHE!!*Fade to black.*
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jan 9, 2012 20:14:23 GMT -5
Your fired TNA World Champion! DJ Red! ;D .... How dare you PN. This could have been the greatest angle in the history of our sport. And now we'll never get to see it. Sadness.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 9, 2012 20:15:29 GMT -5
Finally, I actually EARN a briefcase. If you count voting for yourself four times in a row as earning it then yeah.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 9, 2012 20:17:18 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the TNA Women’s Championship!
JB: Introducing the challenger, accompanied by Lacey Von Erich, from St. Marys, Ontario, Canada, Traci Brooks!
JB: And from Richmond, Virginia, she is the TNA Women’s Champion, Mickie James!
Tenay: Well after everything Mickie has gone through with the Winter and Daffney situations, it seems almost a relief to have a normal title defense. West: I wouldn’t call this normal. There are no ghostly possessions or attempted murders but Traci and Lacey’s schemes have all led to this. Tenay: Traci is the one doing the scheming. Lacey has nothing to do with it. West: You’re right. Lacey coming up with complicated plots. What was I thinking?
TNA Women’s Championship Mickie James (c) v Traci Brooks 4 votes 15 minutes
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jan 9, 2012 20:18:15 GMT -5
Traci with the sleeping gas!
(It's a dropkick. But don't tell anyone!)
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lodirulz
Hank Scorpio
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Post by lodirulz on Jan 9, 2012 20:18:31 GMT -5
Like Bunny Ears or a Christmas Bow, Brooks LACES them up, and is ready to go.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 9, 2012 20:18:50 GMT -5
Since neither SNS or M are here then I'll have to vote.
Traci with a clothesline
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jan 9, 2012 20:18:54 GMT -5
Yes I do.
Peer pressure, man.
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TOO SWEET
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jan 9, 2012 20:19:12 GMT -5
Traci with a (pinky and the) Brainbuster!
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jan 9, 2012 20:20:37 GMT -5
Traci with a moonsault.
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lodirulz
Hank Scorpio
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Post by lodirulz on Jan 9, 2012 20:21:21 GMT -5
And the world explodes from marking out.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 9, 2012 20:24:39 GMT -5
Mickie and Traci trade punches back and forth. Mickie goes to shoot Traci into the ropes, but Traci reverses it. As Mickie bounces back, Traci jumps up and sunset flips her over into a pinning combination!
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Kickout!
Mickie grabs Traci and throws her into the corner. After several kicks, she leaps up and hurricanrana’s her to the middle of the ring! Mickie grabs the dazed Traci and slams her, followed by an immediate cover!
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Kickout!
On the outside, Lacey thinks quick and slides the belt in…
To Mickie. Oblivious to her error, she then climbs up on the apron and distracts referee Brian Stiffler. Traci gets to her feet and grabs Mickie by the hair. Mickie counters, hitting the MickDT on the belt! She slides the belt out of the ring, then runs over and punches Lacey off the apron! Cover by Mickie on Traci!
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Traci gets her shoulder up just in time!
Mickie makes her way to the corner and starts climbing to the top rope. As Traci slowly gets to her feet, Mickie leaps off the top, only for Traci to move at the last second! Mickie crashes and burns! Traci intercepts her, back suplex! Cover!
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Kickout!
Mickie attempts to recover, but Traci nails her with a hard kick to the ribs! As Mickie gasps for air, Traci pulls her up, suplex! Cover!
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Mickie gets her shoulder up!
Traci waits for Mickie to get to her feet, then goes for the Brooks and Done, only to have Mickie duck! As Traci spins around, Mickie goes for the Mick Kick, but Traci blocks it, pushing Mickie’s foot back, sending the Champion to the outside!
Traci distracts Stiffler, as Lacey tries to help Mickie up. As she checks on her(much to Traci’s irritation), Winter runs out! She throws Lacey aside, then nails Mickie with the Cold Snap! She rolls her back in, then heads back up the ramp. Traci shrugs, then makes the cover!
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Here is your winner, and NEW TNA Women’s Champion, Traci Brooks!
Tenay: Oh come on! West: Winter just cost Mickie the women’s title! Or is it Madison? Tenay: It’s Winter. West: Well at least that settled. Tenay: Well let’s go back for further comments from Mr Anderson.
A vow of chastity.
This will be the second vow I break tonight.
I have restrained myself from the exquisite pleasure of bringing destruction upon Sting, and tonight, I release all the pent up anger, frustration and fury in my soul upon him.
So says the Book of Anderson.
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