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Post by Deleted on Oct 7, 2011 11:19:05 GMT -5
in your entire life?
How do you use them?
One alone and one with someone else? Do you use them both right away or one now and one later?
These are the questions that haunt people in their waking dreamscape of life!!
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Post by Young Game on Oct 7, 2011 11:38:08 GMT -5
One for now. One for snu-snu.
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Viva
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Post by Viva on Oct 7, 2011 11:44:11 GMT -5
Both with my girlfriend. Without question.
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Post by Munkie91087 on Oct 7, 2011 12:06:10 GMT -5
Both with my girlfriend. Without question. Both with this guy's girlfriend. It has to be done.* *I am so sorry. I couldn't resist the joke. |
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Oct 7, 2011 12:08:53 GMT -5
Will I still be able to "produce" the final result, ya know for baby making? If not, one for losing my virginity and one for making babies when I'm older I guess.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 7, 2011 12:11:22 GMT -5
Both with my girlfriend. Without question. Both with this guy's girlfriend. It has to be done.* *I am so sorry. I couldn't resist the joke. Co-sign on his girlfriend  |
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Post by BigJerichool222 on Oct 7, 2011 12:14:37 GMT -5
Well personally I'd save them for.... nevermind.  |
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Post by Yami Daimao on Oct 7, 2011 14:29:04 GMT -5
Both with this guy's girlfriend. It has to be done.* *I am so sorry. I couldn't resist the joke. Co-sign on his girlfriend Choo-chooo! |
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Post by Dave the Dave on Oct 7, 2011 14:40:25 GMT -5
One for my current girlfriend for a random moment.
Save the last later for when I'm married, hopefully to her, so we can have a kid. It may be safer to have a doctor do that actually so it takes, which would ruin that.
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Post by Glitch on Oct 7, 2011 15:45:52 GMT -5
Make a list of the hottest celebrity chicks and hope two of them show some sympathy for me only being able to have two orgasm.
...wait, does having two chicks at once count as both my orgasms?
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 7, 2011 17:48:17 GMT -5
One for a sperm bank...
Another saved for when I have a wife.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Oct 7, 2011 18:07:18 GMT -5
At least one will definitely be for snu-snu, but man will that take patience.
That said this gives me serious Seinfeld vibes from the "Contest"episode.
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Post by Banjo Is Broken on Oct 11, 2011 13:13:56 GMT -5
I would try to save them both for sexy time with a hottie, but I would probably end up losing them just as the girl and I start making out.  Or I would end up waiting so long that I would lose them in some of my weird and disgusting dreams or something. Yeah, I'm goll-danged sexual Tyrannosaurus.  |
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Post by The Ichi on Oct 11, 2011 13:17:03 GMT -5
Can I just name anyone and it happens?
Christina Hendricks and Christina Hendricks.
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Oct 11, 2011 15:08:51 GMT -5
Just an FYI, it is possible for ejaculation to occur without an orgasm, so you need not save yours for when you want to make babies.
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Post by zeez on Oct 11, 2011 15:42:24 GMT -5
I'm a guy. They'll probably be gone before I even knew I had only 2 left.
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Post by Dat Dude on Oct 11, 2011 15:45:35 GMT -5
I'd reserve mine for Halle Berry and Janet Jackson...
...which would mean I'd never get to use them.
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Post by nWoElite on Oct 11, 2011 15:58:02 GMT -5
Somehow I see a hilarious premature ejaculation sequence that wastes one O.
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Post by willywonka666 on Oct 11, 2011 18:41:44 GMT -5
Say you don't do it with your gf, as you save it for marriage, and then you have to tell her you two can only have sex twice after marriage. Now a question for the ladies: Do you stay with a guy that can't orgasm? Sure, you could still do it, but that will really take away any incentive for him to please only you, with no payoff of his own.
I say go for someone famous.
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Oct 11, 2011 23:17:44 GMT -5
I'd save them up, convince the wife that I'm not lying (since there's no way in hell she'd believe me!), set up a camera, and use them both at once. Then I'd sell the tape to some porn site and at least make some money off of it.  |
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Or I would end up waiting so long that I would lose them in some of my weird and disgusting dreams or something. 
