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Post by pepsitwist on Feb 7, 2012 12:14:34 GMT -5
He's going to get them to start writing fanfic. ONE MORE SLASH! That, or he has a bladder problem.
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Feb 7, 2012 12:18:38 GMT -5
ONE MORE SPLASH!
GO, MAGIKARP!
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Lick Ness Monster
Dennis Stamp
From the eerie, eerie depths of Lake Okabena
Posts: 4,874
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Post by Lick Ness Monster on Feb 7, 2012 12:29:39 GMT -5
He's going to have them kidnap Paul Haggis.
ONE MORE CRASH!!
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Bang Bang Bart
Ozymandius
The King of North America
just more of me to love, honey.
Posts: 62,036
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Feb 7, 2012 12:32:54 GMT -5
He's gonna return as a walking billboard for NBC's new hit series, "Smash".
ONE MORE SMASH!
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Feb 7, 2012 12:35:39 GMT -5
He's gonna make them lobby to bring back the old PPV line-up.
ONE MORE BASH!
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Talent Name
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine and the machine is bleeding to death
Posts: 64,034
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Post by Talent Name on Feb 7, 2012 14:48:20 GMT -5
He's going to make them wax eyebrows ONE MORE LASH
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Post by Boy Bakal on Feb 7, 2012 15:13:52 GMT -5
He's gonna make them harvest more potatoes...
ONE MORE HASH!
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Post by Urfarkendarf on Feb 7, 2012 15:30:54 GMT -5
He's genetically synthesizing one of his slaves' genes to create a carbon copy of Big Sexy.
ONE MORE NASH!
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Post by Hanz Moleman on Feb 7, 2012 15:40:04 GMT -5
Man, what on Earth did I just stumble into?
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The Punisher
Unicron
"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
Posts: 3,082
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Post by The Punisher on Feb 7, 2012 16:04:39 GMT -5
He's bringing back the Demolition gimmick (and with those leather outfits, they're a different type of slave):
ONE MORE SMASH!
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The Punisher
Unicron
"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
Posts: 3,082
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Post by The Punisher on Feb 7, 2012 16:05:31 GMT -5
I'm glad I started this now!!
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Turd Ferguson
Hank Scorpio
John Cena: Colossal Douche
Posts: 7,402
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Feb 7, 2012 16:25:51 GMT -5
He's going to dress him up like the lead character in Trigun:
ONE MORE VASH!
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Post by Urfarkendarf on Feb 7, 2012 16:29:26 GMT -5
Hehe I google searched a line in the story and its awesome to see other boards reacting to this hard hitting expose.
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Post by Thunderbolt on Feb 7, 2012 20:01:49 GMT -5
Christian has an group of slaves accompany him to the ring wearing John Cena "Hustle, Loyalty, Respect" shirts and comments on how much hustle his slaves have, how loyal they are, and how much they respect him for giving them culture and education and the opportunity to work hard at making WWE brand T-shirts. AND CENA WOULD STILL GET BOOED AGAINST CHRISTIAN This is the greatest idea ever. I have not laughed this hard in a long time, thank you so much for this visual Glad you like it! To add to it, one of the slaves can come out holding a flag that is a combination of the Malaysian flag with a picture of Christian's face on it, and a "Authentic WWE Gear" tag on the bottom corner.
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Post by Goldash #BLM on Feb 7, 2012 20:21:57 GMT -5
He's going to bleach his entire Malaysian entourage's hair blond and make them dress up like Bob Holly did one fateful night on ECW...
ONE MORE GASH!
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nWoElite
Don Corleone
Putting The Band Back Together...
Posts: 1,686
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Post by nWoElite on Feb 7, 2012 20:26:08 GMT -5
Hes going to bring back Duke Drosees gimmick and be his long lost son.
ONE MORE TRASH
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Feb 7, 2012 20:28:10 GMT -5
And then make 'em all have a big ol' brawl!
ONE MORE CLASH!
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Talent Name
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine and the machine is bleeding to death
Posts: 64,034
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Post by Talent Name on Feb 7, 2012 22:58:09 GMT -5
He's going to make them run races ONE MORE DASH
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Feb 7, 2012 23:02:49 GMT -5
He's going to make them remake his favorite PS1 game.
ONE MORE CRASH.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Feb 7, 2012 23:04:27 GMT -5
And then he is going to make his slaves pick some Poison Ivy for the lulz.
ONE MORE RASH!
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