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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Feb 1, 2012 23:40:01 GMT -5
S***, guys...maybe THIS is what Orton was going to go to the papers with, if he had to! That would make him a bit of a hypocrite, wouldn't it? Then again, Cody and Ted sort of volunteered... |
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Feb 1, 2012 23:40:39 GMT -5
AND THAT'S HOW I TROLL!
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Feb 1, 2012 23:41:32 GMT -5
S***, guys...maybe THIS is what Orton was going to go to the papers with, if he had to! That would make him a bit of a hypocrite, wouldn't it? Then again, Cody and Ted sort of volunteered... Given the subtext, that was clearly a co-dependent relationship that went awry. Not quite the same as Christian being an evil overlord. Actually considering his Brood connections, maybe he was alive back then. Christian = Bill Compton. |
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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Feb 1, 2012 23:43:06 GMT -5
I'm so very happy this thread exists. It's threads like this that make me love this forum.
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Post by molson5 on Feb 1, 2012 23:51:58 GMT -5
I love how that article starts out so normally and believably and then it just goes completely out of control.
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Feb 1, 2012 23:53:31 GMT -5
I love how that article starts out so normally and believably and then it just goes completely out of control. That's the genius of it. It isn't even an article about Christian's slave-owning antics, that's just background filler that's casually recapped at the end. |
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Post by Tiger Maskooo on Feb 1, 2012 23:56:07 GMT -5
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Post by Talent Name on Feb 2, 2012 0:24:51 GMT -5
 One of these teams is not like the other.... If you look at Kofi's team Worlds Strongest Man- Wants to Split Wigs MVP- Screwdriver enthusiast Kofi- Faux Jamaican Christian- These new "revelations" R-Truth- Nut Job Orton's Team William Regal- Siamese twin daughters in the attic Ted & Cody- Orton's Man servants Orton- Nut Job Punk- Better Than you |
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Post by Dang! on Feb 2, 2012 0:34:48 GMT -5
WWE officials are scrambling to come up with an idea for Christian upon his return from injury. Initially, Christian was to come back as an assistant to VP John Laurinaitis, but that has been nixed as a number of civil rights groups have already complained based on a rejected script. "The WWE is attempting to bring slavery into their brand", stated Jonah Gonzalez of the ASU (Anti-Slavery Union). "It's widely known that Jay Reso is a big supporter of slavery, but his employer does not have to perpetuate this." Christian, whose real name is Jay Reso, made headlines last year while trying to bring home a slave purchashed during a WWE sanctioned trip to Malaysia in early 2011. Source: Prowrestling.net  That was exactly my face. What? |
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Post by Urfarkendarf on Feb 2, 2012 1:42:47 GMT -5
Poor Christian.
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Post by Cry Me a Wiggle on Feb 2, 2012 1:43:12 GMT -5
This is the most brilliant wrestling news story I've ever read. It's like a master class of comedy rolled into one simple, elegant paragraph. I'm simply in awe.
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Post by Optimax on Feb 2, 2012 1:51:04 GMT -5
Fantastic
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Feb 2, 2012 1:58:01 GMT -5
Wait.......
Is this why Brodus wants us to call his Momma?
Cause he doesn't want to be a slave?
But he already is a slave.....A SLAVE TO THE FUNK!!!!!!!!!!
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Sold his organs.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Feb 2, 2012 2:38:05 GMT -5
Wait, so you guys are telling me that I'm the only person that knew Christian was down with slavery? I've known that for a while, I was a party with someone who's related to someone in the costume department and she told me.
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Post by hellis3000 on Feb 2, 2012 2:40:08 GMT -5
Wait....... Is this why Brodus wants us to call his Momma? Cause he doesn't want to be a slave? But he already is a slave.....A SLAVE TO THE FUNK!!!!!!!!!! The only funkasaurus In captivity.. |
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Feb 2, 2012 2:44:18 GMT -5
How do we know that Christian isn't an aficionado for slavery? I met someone at a party that works in the WWE merchandising department and she said that he has 20 slaves that just roam around his house.
And I don't know about you guys but she seemed pretty legit.
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Post by Rolent Tex on Feb 2, 2012 2:55:23 GMT -5
If Daniel Pena doesn't have this story posted on Rajah tomorrow, I will officially lose all hope in humanity.
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Post by flatsdomino on Feb 2, 2012 2:58:34 GMT -5
As funny as this is, though, it's not 100% false, and IS something some light should be shed on.
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Post by Massive G on Feb 2, 2012 2:58:53 GMT -5
I like the matter of fact tone of the newz, as though it's just common knowledge that Christian loves slavery. But who doesn't love slavery? Oh...right... what's not to love? It's free labor. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2012 2:58:57 GMT -5
I had a near death experience from this thread. I'm crying so hard. This might be my all time favorite thread.
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