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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Feb 2, 2012 3:30:20 GMT -5
Wait....... Is this why Brodus wants us to call his Momma? Cause he doesn't want to be a slave? But he already is a slave.....A SLAVE TO THE FUNK!!!!!!!!!! The only funkasaurus In captivity.. FREE THE FUNKASAURUS! it is a majestic animal and deserves to be free to dance when IT wants to and not when it's dragged out in front of the crowd like some sort of puppet!  |
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Post by BRAINFADE on Feb 2, 2012 4:02:23 GMT -5
Christian, whose real name is Jay Reso, made headlines last year while trying to bring home a slave purchashed during a WWE sanctioned trip to Malaysia in early 2011. Source: Prowrestling.net ...And with that, a brand new meme is born here at the FAN. And my God, it's a good one. |
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Post by frogsplash45 on Feb 2, 2012 4:05:44 GMT -5
What I love about this is that, for some reason, the fact that it's Christian makes it a 100000% funnier than it would be with anybody else.
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Post by Larryhausen on Feb 2, 2012 4:31:34 GMT -5
They need to hire Stevie Ray and reform Harlem Heat under their original gimmick.
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Post by Jeremy on Feb 2, 2012 4:34:41 GMT -5
Christian, whose real name is Jay Reso, made headlines last year while trying to bring home a slave purchashed during a WWE sanctioned trip to Malaysia in early 2011. Source: Prowrestling.net ...And with that, a brand new meme is born here at the FAN. And my God, it's a good one. Oh god, I misread it every time until now. I thought it was "Trying to buy a home built by slave labor" This is funnier. |
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Post by FUNK_US/BRODUS on Feb 2, 2012 5:39:54 GMT -5
I really hope this is true just for the absolute absurdity of it.
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Post by Ricky Nightshade on Feb 2, 2012 5:51:00 GMT -5
AWESOME!
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Feb 2, 2012 5:59:00 GMT -5
How did an anti-slavery group even get a script?
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Post by B.B.M on Feb 2, 2012 6:05:03 GMT -5
How did an anti-slavery group even get a script? They probably hired the same Ninjas who kidnapped Samoa Joe, after seeing what a great job they did with him. |
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Post by mattyy on Feb 2, 2012 6:33:49 GMT -5
I don't know what you guys are talking about. It's well known that Christian is a Malaysian Slave Enthusiast. Personally, I blame Gangrel.
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Feb 2, 2012 6:43:28 GMT -5
BREAKING NEWS: Christian's new ring attire for his return leaked: {Spoiler}  And the opponent for his upcoming feud: {Spoiler}  |
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Post by The Beast Disincarnate on Feb 2, 2012 6:46:45 GMT -5
I can picture Christian at the airport back from Malaysia, absolutely gutted that the security won't let him in with his new bought slaves.
"I deserve.. ONE ...MORE...SLAVE !!"
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2012 7:02:55 GMT -5
BREAKING NEWS: Christian's new ring attire for his return leaked: {Spoiler} And the opponent for his upcoming feud: {Spoiler} Oh, cool, Shelton's back. |
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Post by The Beast Disincarnate on Feb 2, 2012 7:18:23 GMT -5
The fact that it is "widely known" is what makes the story for me  by the way the anti slavery group doesn't even exist... |
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Post by Bo Rida on Feb 2, 2012 7:21:14 GMT -5
That would make him a bit of a hypocrite, wouldn't it? Then again, Cody and Ted sort of volunteered... Given the subtext, that was clearly a co-dependent relationship that went awry. Not quite the same as Christian being an evil overlord. Actually considering his Brood connections, maybe he was alive back then. Christian = Bill Compton. Christian probably had a feud with Abe Lincoln. |
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Post by sshfof on Feb 2, 2012 7:23:40 GMT -5
I can picture Christian at the airport back from Malaysia, absolutely gutted that the security won't let him in with his new bought slaves. "I deserve.. ONE ...MORE...SLAVE !!" Brilliant!!! |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2012 7:25:53 GMT -5
Given the subtext, that was clearly a co-dependent relationship that went awry. Not quite the same as Christian being an evil overlord. Actually considering his Brood connections, maybe he was alive back then. Christian = Bill Compton. Christian probably had a feud with Abe Lincoln. "I deserve ONE! MORE! BALLOT RECOUNT!" |
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Post by sonofblaine on Feb 2, 2012 8:06:24 GMT -5
CHRISTIAN! CHRISTIAN! AT LAST, YOUR LAWN IS MOWED! I hurt myself laughing at this. |
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Post by Marty McFry on Feb 2, 2012 8:07:40 GMT -5
a Google search of the key words 'WWE CHRISTIAN SLAVE MALAYSIA' directs to this thread plus another wrestling forum discussing this thread
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Post by Ryushinku on Feb 2, 2012 8:18:44 GMT -5
Ahh, the smell of a freshly-minted meme.
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