spyda
Don Corleone
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Post by spyda on Feb 16, 2012 15:29:47 GMT -5
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Post by frogsplash45 on Feb 16, 2012 15:30:34 GMT -5
OH NO!  |
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Derk!
Hank Scorpio
Yeah, "looks like."
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Post by Derk! on Feb 16, 2012 15:31:11 GMT -5
Kassius OHNO?
heh?
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The Punisher
Unicron
"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Feb 16, 2012 15:33:14 GMT -5
Sonny Elliott's hair should be electrocuted and then shot repeatedly for public health reasons.
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Post by worldsstrongestman on Feb 16, 2012 15:34:06 GMT -5
Future WWE Champion. Real wrestlers have mullets.  |
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Post by Andrew is Good on Feb 16, 2012 15:34:28 GMT -5
I have a feeling Chris came up with that name. Alright Indy fans, who is everyone else? Though Aiden English looks like Matt Cross.
Also, WWE knows how to spell Garrett.
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Feb 16, 2012 15:34:35 GMT -5
is that shit real?
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spyda
Don Corleone
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Post by spyda on Feb 16, 2012 15:35:00 GMT -5
Adam Mercer is Even Singleton
Garrett Dylan is Jody Kristofferson
Kassius Ohno is Chris Hero
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Post by thelonewolf527 on Feb 16, 2012 15:37:05 GMT -5
here's "Paige"'s info from the FCW website
PAIGE
HEIGHT / WEIGHT:
5'8/ 264 lbs
HOMETOWN:
Norwich, England
BIRTHDAY:
August 17
Read that carefully. Also, her pictures look pretty bad.
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The Punisher
Unicron
"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Feb 16, 2012 15:37:54 GMT -5
Who comes up with these names? Do WWE hire inebriated chimps to sit down and randomly headbutt a laptop? Or do they, Heaven forfend, actually get people to write this horse manure?
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HBL
Unicron
This is what yoga does to you.
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Post by HBL on Feb 16, 2012 15:39:17 GMT -5
I knew it...I knew WWE wouldn't be smart enough to bring Chris Hero with his actual name.
But Kassius Ohno? Come the f*** on!
The last name was the exact reaction I gave to Hero's new name.
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Toxik916
Hank Scorpio
Sacramento Proud
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Post by Toxik916 on Feb 16, 2012 15:42:14 GMT -5
Hahaha Kassius Ohno
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Jimmy
Grimlock
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Post by Jimmy on Feb 16, 2012 15:44:18 GMT -5
LOL WUT
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Post by ________ has left the building on Feb 16, 2012 15:44:22 GMT -5
 Tremendous mullet.  Well, it's an unique name to say the least.  Hopefully he's isn't like that other Mercer who wrestles.  Ties are illegal in WWE, buddy.  Husky Harris just got a new tag team partner. |
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Massive G
Hank Scorpio
yo hago esto
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Post by Massive G on Feb 16, 2012 15:44:39 GMT -5
Kassius Ohno? That's got to be a rib or something. Anyway, it's not like its set in stone or something.
But Paige? Just give her a last name, for christ's sake.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Feb 16, 2012 15:45:29 GMT -5
 Whut?! |
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BigJerichool222
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
THE BIG DOG!
#NotInMySalad
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Post by BigJerichool222 on Feb 16, 2012 15:45:35 GMT -5
Kassius...Ohno?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Urethra Franklin
King Koopa
When Toronto sports teams lose, Alison Brie is sad
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Feb 16, 2012 15:47:24 GMT -5
Why is everybody smeared in gold paint?
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Post by HisRoyalGreeness on Feb 16, 2012 15:48:58 GMT -5
I can't refer to Hero as Kassius Ohno with a straight face. I get why they change the names but put SOME effort into it at least. I don't even care if Chris came up with that himself, that is a ridiculous name. It would be like if Danielson had been brought in as Rufus Jenkins.
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The Punisher
Unicron
"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Feb 16, 2012 15:51:21 GMT -5
Tremendous mullet.  |
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