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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 11, 2012 19:27:35 GMT -5
Where did everybody go?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 11, 2012 19:28:47 GMT -5
Okay, Spartan is still here. Styles and Anderson hit each other with a clothesline, knocking them both down. (No Vote) And is absolutely no use at all.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Mar 11, 2012 19:30:23 GMT -5
Anderson with a Mic Check
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 11, 2012 19:31:41 GMT -5
And Magiconz vote is too late so it looks like we have a draw.
Which works actually.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Mar 11, 2012 19:33:05 GMT -5
Okay, Spartan is still here. Styles and Anderson hit each other with a clothesline, knocking them both down. (No Vote) And is absolutely no use at all. Good call ;D
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Mar 11, 2012 19:36:22 GMT -5
Crap, too late.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 11, 2012 19:39:04 GMT -5
Anderson hits a roundhouse kick that knocks AJ out to the apron. Anderson goes to pull AJ back in but AJ gets a shoulder to Anderson’s gut. AJ hits a springboard forearm! AJ then sets up for the Styles Clash but Anderson backdrops him out. AJ however lands on his feet and hits a Pele as Anderson turns round! 1… 2… The bell rings! JB: Ladies and gentlemen, the time limit has expired for this contest. Therefor this match has been ruled a draw! AJ looks at Borash in disbelief! Then he starts arguing with referee Brian Hebner. Hebner tries to explain that the time limit expired but AJ doesn’t want to hear it. Instead he shove Hebner to the mat and storm out of the ring. Lisa Marie Varon is standing outside a stretch of yellow police tape. She's staring at the burnt-out remains of the Impact Playhouse as Scott Steiner walks up. Uh, Lisa, what are you staring at?My playhouse.
All my work.
All that hype.
Gone-Lisa, that's not what I meant-LMV starts crying. And they said they still don't know what happened-Lisa-I could have been killed when that explosion had occured-I really didn't want to do this....
LISA!!!!LMV nearly flies several feet in the air. WHATWHATWHATWHAT?Don't you and Mickie James have a match against Traci and Lacey tonight?Oh, uh... yeah, I was just, you know, uh, pondering.Well-I mean, seriously, Scott, I very nearly was killed-Nearly, yes. Were you? No. That's what makes all the difference. Now you get in the arena so you and Mickie can win tonight!LMV slowly walks off as Steiner shakes his head. I'm seriously getting worried about her....
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 11, 2012 19:42:50 GMT -5
NSFW. Seriously.
Maniac plays as we cut to the beach, where Venus is standing in a bikini.
Hello, TNA. Long time no see.
You may remember me as Venus. . . but here's hoping we all forgot about that.
Venus winks and throws a small smile to the camera.
The less said about that, the better. Anyway, I've taken my long time off, and used it wisely, by chilling out and having the time of my life. Letting my inner freak out.
But I'm ready to return, and in two weeks, I'm back, baby. What can I say? I miss all the eyes focused on me.
A beach ball rolls in front of Venus. As she bends over to pick it up two guys walk by, both clearly checking her out. She picks it up, and playfully hits it towards them.
Well, more eyes, at least. I can't wait to come back to see each and every one of you, and trust me when I say *runs fingers through her hair while slightly moving her hips* I can't wait to make an impact for all of you.
But first, lets say goodbye to Venus, and hello to Trish. I figure I might as well lose the stupid ring name thats taken me nowhere, and just go by my real first name. Get a nice new start. And to all the knockouts, stay focused on me. While the guys may not have that problem, I want each and every of little pupils focused on little ol' me.
Because in my absence, apparently, craziness has grown even more rampant. But I don't need some crazy backstory, some bear named George, or an idiot companion to prove I'm the hottest commodity here.
I just need to go out there, and do what I do best. Show off my looks that kill. So while every man imagines man-handling me, I'll dominate my opponent, until there is a finish that I think we all could enjoy.
This was Trish, and sorry to leave you on a climax. . . but soon enough, I'll be here, and when I do, this division gains its star. Because soon enough, I'll be on top. And I seriously doubt any of you wouldn't want to see that.
Trish goes back to lying on a beach blanket, as we fade away.
Tenay: Well that was something. West: Well that certainly got my attention. In more ways than one. Tenay: And I bet you’re not the only one who is gonna take notice. When we come back the Knockouts will be in action. Don’t go anywhere.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 11, 2012 19:48:38 GMT -5
I could have sworn I posted the match.
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California, Lisa Marie Varon!
JB: Her partner, from Richmond, Virginia, Mickie James!
JB: And their opponents, Lacey Von Erich and the TNA Women’s Champion Traci Brooks, Lace n Leather!
Mickie James and Lisa Marie Varon v Lace n Leather 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by TOO SWEET on Mar 11, 2012 19:50:17 GMT -5
LMV with a DDT
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 11, 2012 19:59:51 GMT -5
Mickie ducks a clothlines from Lacye and goes for the Mickie-DT! Traci comes in but LMV cuts her off with the Widow's Peak!
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3!
JB: Here are your winners, Mickie James and Lisa Marie Varon!
We head to Christy Hemme backstage.
Up next, Jeff Hardy takes on Legend's Champion, Eric Young, in a preview of the triple threat Legend's Championship match, also involving Brutus Magnus, at Destination X. Joining me at this time, the champ, Eric Young.
Eric walks into the shot with the belt around his waist.
Any words for Hardy tonight, or either of your opponents, regarding Destination X?
Yes I do. At Against All Odds, Magnus pushed me to my limit, and honestly I can't wait to take him on again. He definitely deserves another shot, and I'm ready to show the world that my victory wasn't just a fluke, and that I am the real deal.
But instead of just Magnus, we have a wild card, a Jeffrey Nero Hardy. And seeing that Jeff went to a no contest with Magnus last week, I have to assume he will be just as tough an opponent. And that's not a surprise.
Hardy has had huge success wherever he has went, including right here in TNA. He's had an illustrious career, and I have to assume he wants to add Legend's Champion to that resume. Well let me make it clear, that will not happen. He's a great competitor, but I'm not letting this title out of my grasp for a long, long time. I'm nearing three months as champ, and I am guaranteeing that I will break the record for the longest reign as Legend's Champ. Not just beat it, but shatter it.
And I know that it won't be easy, and I know it'll mean that I'm gonna have to face the best that TNA can offer. But I want the world to know that I am ready, willing, and able to rise up to any challenge.
And if that means facing Magnus and Hardy at Destination X, so be it. If that means beating Jeff tonight, so be it. And if that means decimating everyone in my path to Bound For Glory. . . so be it.
Eric Young exits the shot.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 11, 2012 20:05:00 GMT -5
JB: The following non-title contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Cameron, North Carolina, weighing 215 pounds, Jeff Hardy!
JB: And his opponent, from Nashville, Tennessee, weighing 225 pounds, Eric Young!
Eric Young v Jeff Hardy 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Mar 11, 2012 20:10:24 GMT -5
Young with a piledriver.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 11, 2012 20:10:35 GMT -5
Come on, there's only one more match after this one. Hang in there people!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2012 20:12:00 GMT -5
Young with a triple jump moonsault! Tenay: The excitement is to much. West: I can't take anymore.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Mar 11, 2012 20:12:11 GMT -5
I was conflicted on who to vote for Young with a dropkick
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 11, 2012 20:20:14 GMT -5
Young whips Hardy into the corner but Hardy jumps to the top rope and hits the Whisper in the Wind! Hardy awaits for Young to get to his feet and goes for the Twist of Fate but Young pushes him off. Young then grabs Hardy and hits the DVD!
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Brutus Magnus suddenly appears out of nowhere and break up the fall but kicking Young in the head!
JB: Here is your winner, by disqualification, Eric Young!
Magnus lifts Hardy up and hits the Tormentum! He goes to do the same to Young but Young gets out of it and goes for the DVD! But Magnus manages to escape and hurriedly exits the ring and Young checks on Hardy.
I'm here with- oh boy....
Christy makes a run for it as soon as she sees Scott Steiner walk up.
Heh. Wonder what her problem is.
Now, this Sunday, I'm gonna be challenging Mr. Anderson for the TNA World Championship, and while I could go on and on about what's going to happen during that match, I got somebody else to deal with tonight.
Samoa Joe, I know we not exactly gotten along well in the past, and I know that this is another match against us, but tonight, I ain't got hard feelings. This is just another match for me.
Next week, Ken Anderson? Different subject.
But Mr. Anderson, you better watch what happens in my match tonight, because at Destination X, what happens to Samoa Joe tonight is what will happen to you when I reclaim the TNA Championship!!!!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 11, 2012 20:21:08 GMT -5
Two DQ's and a time limit draw. Almost like real Impact circa 2010.
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Post by The Tank on Mar 11, 2012 20:21:56 GMT -5
*runs in, slamming the door open*
I'm on time, right?!? RIGHT?!?!?!?!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2012 20:24:35 GMT -5
*runs in, slamming the door open* I'm on time, right?!? RIGHT?!?!?!?! I f***ed up and didn't send our promo. Should I post it after the show or do you want to adapt it for tomorrow? CAN it be adapted?
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