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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 11, 2012 20:25:00 GMT -5
*The 'Tron cuts backstage to Samoa Joe.*
So tonight, we get a little clash of the Destination X main events. AJ Styles gets another chance to prove he still belongs at the top against the World Champion, and I get Scott Steiner.
Scott Steiner.
Man, I'm not even sure how I feel about this one. Guy's in a hell of a career resurgence right now. Certainly can't say anything against somebody else who stood up to The Revelation, especially since it finally seems to be working and they're getting pushed out. Steiner's almost done it all in this business, too.
Almost.
Scott Steiner's held titles before, yeah. Scott Steiner's been a champion in TNA before. And Scott Steiner's been a World Champion before. But he's never held the big one here. Nah, Scott Steiner's never been World Heavyweight Champion in TNA before. Is that gonna change this Sunday? Who knows. All I know about that match is I'm gonna be watching intently, and whoever wins better be watching their back. Because after Destination X has passed, after I beat a little sense into AJ, I'm going for the World Title again. King of the Mountain's only a few months away, and I'm gonna get that right this year, damn it. And if I'm gonna do that, I have to walk in as champion. Lockdown or Sacrifice, I don't care which. But I am not letting last year repeat itself. I am going into King of the Mountain as champion, and I am going out of King of the Mountain as champion. But like I said, I need to be the champion before I can do that.
And there's no better way to show I'm getting my title back than by hitting that ring tonight and beating the guy who's probably gonna be the next champion.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 11, 2012 20:28:58 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from the Isle of Samoa, weighing 280 pounds, “The Samoan Submission Machine” Samoa Joe!
JB: And his opponent, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing 276 pounds, “Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner!
Scott Steiner v Samoa Joe 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 11, 2012 20:35:53 GMT -5
Come on, I don't want another draw.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Mar 11, 2012 20:36:26 GMT -5
Steiner with a clothesline to Joe's jaw.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Mar 11, 2012 20:37:11 GMT -5
Steiner Screws(Drivers) Joe into submission.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Mar 11, 2012 20:39:50 GMT -5
Teach you not to talk smack.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Mar 11, 2012 20:40:08 GMT -5
Steiner hits Joe with a punch, before busting out a show stopping musical number to the delight of the entire audience. Critics give it 5 stars, and recommend everyone go out to see it. Tenay and West were unamused.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 11, 2012 20:43:08 GMT -5
Joe catches Steiner coming in and hits a T-bone suplex. Joe then whips Steiner into the corner but Steiner fights out and hits a rolling belly-to-belly suplex. Steiner goes to lock in the Steiner Recliner but Joe elbows out of it. Joe goes for the Clutch by Steiner pushes back off the ropes and gets Joe into a pinning predicament.
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JB: Here is your winner, Scott Steiner!
As Steiner gets to his feet Mr Anderson is right there to stare him down and raises the title overhead. Meanwhile Joe rolls out of the ring and finds AJ at the top of the ramp staring him down as Impact goes off the air.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2012 20:43:44 GMT -5
Steiner hits Joe with a punch, before busting out a show stopping musical number to the delight of the entire audience. Critics give it 5 stars, and recommend everyone go out to see it. Tenay and West were unamused. Indeed.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 11, 2012 20:51:33 GMT -5
Thanks to M, Spartan, Magiconz and Jono for voting. Thanks to macman, Hayden, Jono, Gus x2, Spartan x3 and Tank for promoing. Thanks to anyone I may have missed.
I'm kinda torn about which match should main event the PPV. It seems like Abyss/Sting, AJ/Joe and the world title match are all worthy of going on last.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Mar 11, 2012 20:55:48 GMT -5
I'm kinda torn about which match should main event the PPV. It seems like Abyss/Sting, AJ/Joe and the world title match are all worthy of going on last. Yeah, tough choice. Might as well give the main event to EY.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Mar 11, 2012 20:56:22 GMT -5
World title matches should always go last unless there is a match that has recieved stronger build. Like Triple H vs. HBK in the Cell at Bad Blood 2004, or Team Orton vs. Team Triple H at Survivor Series that year, or Undertaker vs. Mark Henry at Unforgiven 2007, or Undertaker vs. HBK at WM26.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 11, 2012 21:01:02 GMT -5
World title matches should always go last unless there is a match that has recieved stronger build. Like Triple H vs. HBK in the Cell at Bad Blood 2004, or Team Orton vs. Team Triple H at Survivor Series that year, or Undertaker vs. Mark Henry at Unforgiven 2007, or Undertaker vs. HBK at WM26. Well if you want to rank them on build it goes like this: Sting v Abyss AJ Styles v Samoa Joe Mr Anderson v Scott Steiner Every PPV with the exception of a few Lockdowns been main evented by a world title match. Might be a nice change of pace.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Mar 11, 2012 21:12:41 GMT -5
Dibs on the main event. There, it's settled.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Mar 11, 2012 21:14:43 GMT -5
Might as well put the Ultimate X on last so that Kash can win and make people realize that this is a Kid Kash world. He's just letting you live in it.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Mar 11, 2012 21:17:05 GMT -5
Dibs on the main event. There, it's settled. Might as well put the Ultimate X on last so that Kash can win and make people realize that this is a Kid Kash world. He's just letting you live in it. Okay, PN, we're all in agreement. The World Title Match, Ultimate X Match, and Legend's Championship match are all main eventing. So just throw all the guys out there, and we'll have all three matches take place at once.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2012 21:17:35 GMT -5
Team f*** the Internet should be main eventing! Why?
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
That's why.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Mar 11, 2012 21:18:17 GMT -5
Dibs on the main event. There, it's settled. Might as well put the Ultimate X on last so that Kash can win and make people realize that this is a Kid Kash world. He's just letting you live in it. Okay, PN, we're all in agreement. The World Title Match, Ultimate X Match, and Legend's Championship match are all main eventing. So just throw all the guys out there, and we'll have all three matches take place at once. Tenay: Sounds great. West: Yep. Taz: It'll be a real rocketbustah for sure, an' not for nuthin'.
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Post by The Tank on Mar 11, 2012 21:18:40 GMT -5
Team f*** the Internet should be main eventing! Why? GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!That's why. Speaking of... *A cameraman enters the locker room of the World Tag Team Champions "Top Gun" Phil Shatter and Tommy Mercer, who are clearly not in a good mood.* THE CONSPIRACY CONTINUES!!!
So, we ain't been on Impact for, what, a month now? Just 'cuz there ain't a single damn tag team can even hold the line against us, let alone beat us. Do we get rewarded for this? Some singles gold to go with our tag titles? Nah, course we don't. We get left off the show long enough for Jarrett to go "Hey, you have't defended your titles in long enough, so we're stripping you of them."
THIS IS BULL, MAN! WE'RE THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, AN' WE SHOULD BE DOMINATING THIS SHOW, NOT SITTING AT HOME DOING NOTHING!!!YEAH!!!
HELL, JARRETT SHOULD GET US A PRIVATE LOCKER ROOM AND NEVER ENDING BEER KEG!!! THEN WE CAN DOMINATE AND SIT ON OUR ASSES!!!We ain't even got a match tonight! Are we even gettin' mentioned tonight?!?
There's a match to decide your opponents this Sunday on tonight's show.
...so we only get two days' notice to prepare for a title match?!? And who's up for it, eh?
Every tag team on the roster.
Every...EVERY TAG TEAM ON THE ROSTER?!?!? THIS IS HOW WORTHLESS JARRETT THINKS WE ARE, MAN?!??!?!? JUST GOES UP TO EVERY TAG TEAM AND SAYS "HEY BOYS, WANT A FREE TITLE SHOT? CUZ MAN, I JUST HATE THOSE GUYS TOP GUN AND BIG MERCER!"
This is bull, man. Seriously. We are getting screwed over here so bad it ain't even funny.
So go into Destination X and raise hell. Or don't even wait that long, brother. Get over to Jarrett's office, knock the door down, and make him pay attention to you two.
...that ain't a bad idea.YEAH!!!
...If we do that, can he take legal action?We can just call that DJ guy. He's s'posed to be a good lawyer.Alright...
Can he suspend us?Uh...tag titles?Couldn't he strip his of those things, then suspend us?...son of a...I didn't even think of that!Yeah...
...So now what do we do?THE HELL IF I KNOW, MAN!!!
Maybe we...just go watch the match and see who we're fighting on Sunday?Hmm...
Doesn't sound very exciting...Go beat down every single one of them and get Sunday off?I LIKE IT!!!
...Can Jarrett punish us for that?He probably can.
Well, damn it....IS THERE ANYTHING HE CAN'T PUNISH US FOR?!!...gettin' f***ed up drunk and tearing the ton apart?...THEN WHY THE f*** AREN'T WE DOIN' THAT?!!YOU'RE THE ONE ASKIN' ALL THE DAMN QUESTIONS! LET'S GO!!!GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2012 21:22:54 GMT -5
Okay, PN, we're all in agreement. The World Title Match, Ultimate X Match, and Legend's Championship match are all main eventing. So just throw all the guys out there, and we'll have all three matches take place at once. Tenay: Sounds great. West: Yep. Taz: It'll be a real rocketbustah for sure, an' not for nuthin'.
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