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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 11, 2012 21:23:11 GMT -5
Okay, PN, we're all in agreement. The World Title Match, Ultimate X Match, and Legend's Championship match are all main eventing. So just throw all the guys out there, and we'll have all three matches take place at once. Tenay: Sounds great. West: Yep. Taz: It'll be a real rocketbustah for sure, an' not for nuthin'. Tenay: Who the hell let you back on commentary?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2012 21:25:34 GMT -5
Team f*** the Internet should be main eventing! Why? GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!That's why. Speaking of... *A cameraman enters the locker room of the World Tag Team Champions "Top Gun" Phil Shatter and Tommy Mercer, who are clearly not in a good mood.* THE CONSPIRACY CONTINUES!!!
So, we ain't been on Impact for, what, a month now? Just 'cuz there ain't a single damn tag team can even hold the line against us, let alone beat us. Do we get rewarded for this? Some singles gold to go with our tag titles? Nah, course we don't. We get left off the show long enough for Jarrett to go "Hey, you have't defended your titles in long enough, so we're stripping you of them."
THIS IS BULL, MAN! WE'RE THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, AN' WE SHOULD BE DOMINATING THIS SHOW, NOT SITTING AT HOME DOING NOTHING!!!YEAH!!!
HELL, JARRETT SHOULD GET US A PRIVATE LOCKER ROOM AND NEVER ENDING BEER KEG!!! THEN WE CAN DOMINATE AND SIT ON OUR ASSES!!!We ain't even got a match tonight! Are we even gettin' mentioned tonight?!?
There's a match to decide your opponents this Sunday on tonight's show.
...so we only get two days' notice to prepare for a title match?!? And who's up for it, eh?
Every tag team on the roster.
Every...EVERY TAG TEAM ON THE ROSTER?!?!? THIS IS HOW WORTHLESS JARRETT THINKS WE ARE, MAN?!??!?!? JUST GOES UP TO EVERY TAG TEAM AND SAYS "HEY BOYS, WANT A FREE TITLE SHOT? CUZ MAN, I JUST HATE THOSE GUYS TOP GUN AND BIG MERCER!"
This is bull, man. Seriously. We are getting screwed over here so bad it ain't even funny.
So go into Destination X and raise hell. Or don't even wait that long, brother. Get over to Jarrett's office, knock the door down, and make him pay attention to you two.
...that ain't a bad idea.YEAH!!!
...If we do that, can he take legal action?We can just call that DJ guy. He's s'posed to be a good lawyer.Alright...
Can he suspend us?Uh...tag titles?Couldn't he strip his of those things, then suspend us?...son of a...I didn't even think of that!Yeah...
...So now what do we do?THE HELL IF I KNOW, MAN!!!
Maybe we...just go watch the match and see who we're fighting on Sunday?Hmm...
Doesn't sound very exciting...Go beat down every single one of them and get Sunday off?I LIKE IT!!!
...Can Jarrett punish us for that?He probably can.
Well, damn it....IS THERE ANYTHING HE CAN'T PUNISH US FOR?!!...gettin' f***ed up drunk and tearing the ton apart?...THEN WHY THE f*** AREN'T WE DOIN' THAT?!!YOU'RE THE ONE ASKIN' ALL THE DAMN QUESTIONS! LET'S GO!!!GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!Yep, Team f*** the Internet for the main event. And a better future.
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Post by lodirulz on Mar 12, 2012 15:45:13 GMT -5
I just want to warn some people that Robbie's insults toward The Rainbow Kid are not exactly pushing the boarder, but are out there. I just want to make sure that you know it's just Robbie being a serious douche.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 12, 2012 18:28:33 GMT -5
I only just managed to get on my computer for the first time today. So I have nothing prepared. It makes me sick to have to shove things around again but the only alternative is pushing things back by a couple of hours and if I did that we'd end up being here all night.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Mar 12, 2012 20:45:23 GMT -5
I can push Raw to Wednesday if you need me to.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 12, 2012 21:01:36 GMT -5
I'm gonna wait and see what macman says. Because I seem to remember him saying that he can't do Impact on Thursday anyway so that would free that day up.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2012 21:05:03 GMT -5
I'm gonna wait and see what macman says. Because I seem to remember him saying that he can't do Impact on Thursday anyway so that would free that day up. I said I might have to change the day. Let's get through the pay-per-view first, then we can sort everything out.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 12, 2012 21:11:06 GMT -5
Okay then Gus. If you want to move Raw go ahead. I could always do the PPV on Wednesday. I'll leave to you.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 12, 2012 22:15:04 GMT -5
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Post by TOO SWEET on Mar 12, 2012 22:18:34 GMT -5
Trish - Street Spartan Hometown - Queens, New York Entrance - ManiacFinisher(s) - Corkscrew Moonsault
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 13, 2012 11:23:32 GMT -5
Speaking of, I dunno what the hell Winter's finisher actually is. I just thought the name was cool. I'll play around with CAF in WWE 12 and see what I can come up with.
Anyway, I guess Raw is tonight so when should we have the PPV? Wednesday? Thursday?
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Post by TOO SWEET on Mar 13, 2012 12:24:13 GMT -5
Wednesday seems fine to me. . . I'll definitely be able to make it to vote, and it'll give me a night to write up Smackdown matches, and let others have a day to write promos for SD. But its up to whatever is best for you, PN.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 13, 2012 13:01:37 GMT -5
Okay, Wednesday it is then. I'll just amend the first post.
Also changed to reflect the card order.
Also I'll hopefully get a couple more promos. There are three matches that have no promos for them at all. At least until I finish my AJ promo. And unfortunately one that does.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 14, 2012 15:29:17 GMT -5
So a reminder, Destination X in just over two and a half hours. Still time to get promos in.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2012 15:30:59 GMT -5
So a reminder, Destination X in just over two and a half hours. Still time to get promos in. Maybe I'll send you something for Mercer. But I don't know about Mickie. I don't really WANT to win the Women's Title again. At least not for a while, anyway. I didn't even want the title shot.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 14, 2012 15:40:21 GMT -5
I know. But as I said before the plan was to legitimise LMV's challenge by putting her over Mickie. It just didn't work out that way.
Anyway I hope a certain someone promos because there are two matches I want to go a certain way for my purposes. One of them has promos from both sides but the other doesn't. And neither of the matches are mine.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2012 15:42:23 GMT -5
I know. But as I said before the plan was to legitimise LMV's challenge by putting her over Mickie. It just didn't work out that way. Anyway I hope a certain someone promos because there are two matches I want to go a certain way for my purposes. One of them has promos from both sides but the other doesn't. And neither of the matches are mine. If that someone is Lodi... I'm not sure if he's in the part of the state that got blacked out last night or not. I forget where he said he lives.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 14, 2012 15:44:27 GMT -5
I know. But as I said before the plan was to legitimise LMV's challenge by putting her over Mickie. It just didn't work out that way. Anyway I hope a certain someone promos because there are two matches I want to go a certain way for my purposes. One of them has promos from both sides but the other doesn't. And neither of the matches are mine. If that someone is Lodi... I'm not sure if he's in the part of the state that got blacked out last night or not. I forget where he said he lives. Lodi already sent a promo. {Spoiler}It's Hayden. I want Wilde and Crank to retain.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2012 15:45:31 GMT -5
If that someone is Lodi... I'm not sure if he's in the part of the state that got blacked out last night or not. I forget where he said he lives. Lodi already sent a promo. {Spoiler}It's Hayden. I want Wilde and Crank to retain. Well then.
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Post by Triple H buried SnS on Mar 14, 2012 15:48:35 GMT -5
But I don't know about Mickie. I don't really WANT to win the Women's Title again. At least not for a while, anyway. I didn't even want the title shot. Which is bad considering I'm completely running on fumes with Traci, and really don't have much of a fued to build on.
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