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Post by The Tank on Mar 14, 2012 18:51:07 GMT -5
Eric Young wins.
He does this by hitting Jeff Hardy with a DVD. Then by hitting Magnus with a Blu-Ray.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Mar 14, 2012 18:52:08 GMT -5
Eric Young wins. He does this by hitting Jeff Hardy with a DVD. Then by hitting Magnus with a Blu-Ray. He follows this up by going old school, and nailing Jeff with a VHS.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2012 18:52:20 GMT -5
Young hits Hardy with a jawbreaker.
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Post by lodirulz on Mar 14, 2012 18:57:38 GMT -5
Eric Young wins. He does this by hitting Jeff Hardy with a DVD. Then by hitting Magnus with a Blu-Ray. He follows this up by going old school, and nailing Jeff with a VHS. There's still VHS's in this world? I thought teenagers destroyed the last of them six years ago!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 14, 2012 18:59:22 GMT -5
Magnus hits a neckbreaker on Young, then whips Hardy into the corner. But Hardy leaps to the top rope and hits the Whisper in the Wind! Hardy sets Magnus up. Twist of Fate!
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Young breaks it up. Young whips Magnus into the ropes but Magnus reverses it and hits a shoulderblock. Magnus lifts Young and hits the Tormentum!
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Hardy breaks it up. Hardy hits an jawbreaker followed by an inverted suplex. Hardy climbs to the top rope for the Swanton but Young cuts him off and lifts Hardy onto his shoulders. Magnus gets to his feet and Young lifts him up as well. Double DVD!
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JB: Here is your winner, and STILL TNA Legends Champion, Eric Young!
Tenay: And Eric Young keeps rolling on. West: Well he promised to go into bound For Glory as Legends Champion and he may just do it on this showing.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 14, 2012 19:03:53 GMT -5
A light shines on the rafters. Although nobody is seen, we can hear Sting's voice.
Tonight is about discipline. It's about showing a man the error of his ways. It's about punishing one for his wrongdoings.
Abyss, tonight you are going to understand. For the first time, you are going to see exactly what the Revelation is about.
We aren't the enemy you think we are, Chris. We're on your side. And we are fighting for the good of TNA.
For too long, you've been jerked around by people who don't really care about you. James Mitchell, Matt Morgan, Christy Hemme, and now Val...
What is it going to take to make you understand?
Sting walks down the ramp and enters the ring. He takes a knee in the corner, oblivious to the boos as he awaits the arrival of Abyss.
JB: The following contest is a Street Fight. Introducing first, from Venice Beach, California, weighing 250 pounds, “The Icon” Sting!
JB: And his opponent, weighing 350 pounds, “The Monster” Abyss!
Tenay: Well there a huge stake here. If Abyss wins he finally gets what he wants. West: Yeah, Val returned and a ticket out of the Revelation. Tenay: But if he loses, he continues to be a slave.
Street Fight Sting v Abyss 4 votes 15 minutes
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2012 19:04:59 GMT -5
Sting with a baseball bat to the ribs.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Mar 14, 2012 19:05:29 GMT -5
Sting with an actual scorpion.
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Post by lodirulz on Mar 14, 2012 19:08:15 GMT -5
Stinger with The Death Drop!
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Post by The Tank on Mar 14, 2012 19:25:45 GMT -5
Abyss with a pity/foreshadowing slam.
EDIT: A late one, but whatever.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 14, 2012 19:42:26 GMT -5
Sorry about that. My computer crashed.
As the fight spills to the outside, Sting smashes Abyss’ head into the apron. He then grabs a chair and smashes it across Abyss back. Abyss rolls into the ring and Sting follows. Sting then levels Abyss with a chairshot!
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Abyss kicks out! Sting then lays the chair on the mat and goes to the second rope. Sting goes for a diving DDT but Abyss shoves him off and Sting lands on the chair! Abyss then goes beneath the ring and grabs a bag. The crowd cheers as Abyss pours the bag out, dropped hundreds of thumbtacks onto the mat. Sting gets to his feet and walks right into a Blackhole Slam onto the tacks!
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Abyss breaks up the pin when he see someone walking down the aisle.
Tenay: It’s Val! West: What’s she doing here?
Abyss looks confused but happy to see Val as she enters the ring. Val smiles at Abyss. But then she drops to one knee and low blows him!
Tenay: What the hell!?
Sting takes advantage to drive the back of Sting’s head into the chair with the Scorpion Deathdrop!
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JB: Here is your winner, Sting!
Tenay: What the hell is going on?! West: Why did Val turn on Abyss? Tenay: That’s what I’m asking. I don’t understand this at all.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 14, 2012 19:47:15 GMT -5
The end of the chapter. The last call. The end. That's what people are saying about me and my X-Division Championship. Completely forgetting about the fact that I've handled myself well in Triple Threat Matches. I zipped through the rainforests. I scored 18 chicks in 18 minutes. And yet, they say that five people and cables about ten feet above the ring is going to be the death of me.
(Sighs) That is a prime example of a hater. A bro with the oily skin, suspenders, glasses, and sleeps in somebody elses basement. Didn't we go over this about a month ago? Sure, I might hate on people like them, but I only do it to improve lives, not hurt. So shut your freaking mouth, and check this out:
Austin Aries. You try to be cool yet the fans don't care. Your just another fool in your underwear. But in all honesty dude, your a pretty good wrestler. But compared to me, your like an enhancement talent. And unlike you, I didn't need "Enhancement"! BURN!
Miguel Cesaro. I already beat you twice, so I don't know why in the hell your even here. Let's be honest, they only put you in this match so the numbers would like bad for me on paper, so that I'd look better in the end, when I'm on top. Hit the showers chump. Your not getting any love tonight.
Brian Kendrick. Music Man. You know, a fool told me earlier today that even if he loses, he can still cash in his Feast or Fired, and get two shots in one night. But there's two problems with that:
1. I'm a marathon man. Just ask those 13 college girls from UMass. 2. I've had the displeasure of wrestling you before. Comparing us in wrestling ability would be comparing Katy Perry vs that kid with braces and freckles on the hotness scale.
So after knowing that, I triple dog dare you to do it. In fact, I encourage you. I want to show the world that I have this Division in the palm of my hand. It's so easy to get through it, I can beat these guys TWICE in one night!
Kid Kash. Don't know much about you, except that you used to be that anti American that sucked ass. You apparently won some match to get here. Whatever.
And last but certainly not least, The Rainbow Kid. [/color] Robbie E goes to speak, but continuously bursts into laughter. Sorry. Sorry. I mean-WHAT KIND OF FREAKING NAME IS THE RAINBOW KID? Who named you? A brony? A member of the chocolate factory? Christopher Lowell? Seriously. I've heard of all of the international talent that they bring in here to give a shot at the big time, and I've seen some pretty screwed up people. But, REALLY? Is this what the guy looks like?
Robbie E shows us a photo that he got off his laptop:
What a joke. You know that they must be running out of competition for me when they're bringing backyard wrestling freaks and lucha stars that mil the crowd with high flying, especially when they're named THE RAINBOW KID.
Just play with your dolls boy, and let the real athletes do all the work.
So really, if you look at it from my perspective, this is another day at the office for me. Maybe if you pull the wool off your eyes, you'll see that too. Forget the fact it's me against five other men. Forget the fact that I have to climb through chaos just to get my gold. I'm going to be holding this belt for a long, LONG time, and if you don't like it, don't tune it. I have enough fans to keep this godforsaken program running. They tune in to see me win.
And if by some chance, I lose? Don't panic. You see, I've been thinking, maybe it's time I level up. Maybe it's time I move foreward to bigger and hotter things. If I lose tonight, it's because I want to. Give some poser his time in the sun. Because sooner or later, he'll be forgotten, and I'll be rising higher and higher, like my lower body.
....... MAN, SCREW THAT! I"M GOING FOR THE WIN!
OH! OH! OH!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 14, 2012 19:51:04 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is the Ultimate X match for the TNA X Division Championship!
JB: Introducing first, from Venice, California, weighing 184 pounds, Brian Kendrick!
JB: From Johnson City, Tennessee, weighing 202 pounds, Kid Kash!
JB: From Manila in the Philippines, weighing 170 pounds, Miguel Cesaro!
JB: From Milwaukee, Wisconsin, weighing 210 pounds, Austin Aries!
As everone enters the ring....the lights go on and off....and a face with a Rainbow mask comes on
It is Time
All of a sudden the lights go completely out, when some techno music comes on
JB: From Brooklyn, New York, weighing 150 pounds, The Rainbow Kid!
JB: And from the Jersey Shore, weighing 195 pounds, he is the TNA X Division Champion, Robbie E!
Tenay: Well we can move on from the shocking events we just witnessed with the Ultimate X match. West: Oh yeah, six men, first one to grab the belt wins. Tenay: I think we know the rules by now. West: Well they told me to say it. What do you want from me?
TNA X Division Championship Ultimate X Match Robbie E v Miguel Cesaro v Austin Aries v Brian Kendrick v The Rainbow Kid v Kid Kash 4 votes 15 minutes
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Post by The Tank on Mar 14, 2012 19:52:39 GMT -5
Robbie E hits every other guy in the match with a fist pump to the face.
...except Aries. Because he had the foresight to slide out of the ring.
Vote's for Robbie E.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2012 19:53:21 GMT -5
TRK hits the Taste The Rainbow, Motherf***ers!!!
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Post by TOO SWEET on Mar 14, 2012 19:54:18 GMT -5
Robbie E with a triple dog dare to Kendrick.
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Post by lodirulz on Mar 14, 2012 19:57:24 GMT -5
Do it. DO IT. Cash it in. Get revenge after I was going to cash it in on YOU. Unless.... your scared?
Are you scared bro?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2012 19:58:26 GMT -5
Robbie E with a cross body that takes out everyone but Kendrick.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Mar 14, 2012 20:01:44 GMT -5
Robbie E via Fist Pump Cutter
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Post by lodirulz on Mar 14, 2012 20:03:53 GMT -5
Another day, another chick scored, another nerd scorched, bro.
5th Defense = Completed.
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