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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 26, 2012 18:31:41 GMT -5
The lights start to flicker on and off...as a voice comes over the iMPACT Zone
So you all thought you could count me out of TNA huh? Just because my brother was a coward and dropped out doesn't mean that I am one as well. I have been through hell and back, I have done drugs, I have attempted suicide. I am not going to sugercoat it for anybody, especially not the TNA staff....
But thats the great thing about going to a dark place...you see the light easier....
Tonight I step back into the light.
Tonight I become more then a man.
Tonight.....I get closer to the edge.
I'm Jeff Hardy
and I'm a Hero
Jeff Hardy comes out with a pale look in his eyes, with face paint and all as he walks to the ring
JB: Introducing first, from Cameron, North Carolina, weighing 215 pounds, Jeff Hardy!
JB: From Orlando, Florida, weighing 240 pounds, Jesse Neal! And from Whsipering Pines, North Carolina, weighing 202 pounds, Shannon Moore!
JB: And finally, from Johnson City, Tennessee, weighing 202 pounds, Kid Kash!
Ultimate X qualifying match Jeff Hardy v Kid Kash v Jesse Neal v Shannon Moore 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by TOO SWEET on Feb 26, 2012 18:36:56 GMT -5
Sorry Cage, but might as well give the new guy a shot.
Kash with a moonsault.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 26, 2012 18:39:18 GMT -5
Sorry Cage, but might as well give the new guy a shot. Kash with a moonsault. Screw him, he cost me a title shot! Not that I'm bitter or anything. ![:P](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/tongue.png)
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Feb 26, 2012 18:44:48 GMT -5
Kash cuts Moore deep.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 26, 2012 18:45:39 GMT -5
Ink Inc team up to hit Hardy with a spear/neckbreaker combo. Neal then goes for the cover but Moore breaks it up. Neal gets in Moore’s face but Kash then takes advantage to shove Moore in Neal, then roll him up!
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JB: Here is your winner, Kid Kash!
Tenay: And with that, Kash takes the final spot in the ultimate X match. West: Well the title will be defend later tonight but first we can here from Sting.
Vince Russo and Sting stand in the rafters.
At Against All Odds, Sting delivered. Just like he said he would. AJ Styles was defeated, as promised.
AJ, some people just don't learn. Knock me down, I get right back up. And when I hit back, I hit harder.
And speaking of people who don't learn...
Samoa Joe, a man I took the TNA Championship from. Twice. A man who couldn't get the job done at Against All Odds.
Of course, the downside to that is that Mr. Anderson is still the TNA World Champion. But that will be rectified in due time. As for right now, I've got Joe.
The fact that Joe got a title shot before I received my rematch is exactly what's wrong with this company. The wrong people are being allowed to run things. Jeff Jarrett keeps putting Joe, Anderson, Steiner, and their ilk in these positions, so he has to shoulder the blame.
But I shall not rest, Mr. Russo shall not rest, and The Revelation shall not rest, until all wrongs have been righted and this company is purged of it's more unsavory elements, once and for all.
And now...
IT'S SHOWTIME!!!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 26, 2012 18:49:04 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, form the Isle of Samoa, weighing 280 pounds, “The Samoan Submission Machine” Samoa Joe!
JB: And from Venice Beach, California, weighing 250 pounds, “The Icon” Sting!
Sting v Samoa Joe 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by lodirulz on Feb 26, 2012 18:52:41 GMT -5
Sting with a Facepalm of Doom, also known as The Facebuster.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 26, 2012 18:54:22 GMT -5
Joe with a Ole kick
I owe Tank a vote since it's partly my fault he didn't promo.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Feb 26, 2012 18:55:14 GMT -5
Sting with a samoan scorpion deathlock
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Feb 26, 2012 18:58:54 GMT -5
Sting with a Scorpion Death Drop.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Feb 26, 2012 19:03:28 GMT -5
Joe with an Ole Kick
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 26, 2012 19:04:33 GMT -5
Sting goes for a Stinger Splash but Joe moves. Joe locks in the Clutch but Sting rolls back and gets his feet on the ropes!
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JB: Here is your winner, Sting!
Tenay: Sting steals one here. West: Well tainted on not, he’s in the triple threat next week.
*Miguel Cesaro is seen watching the Cesaro vs. Robbie E match intently, constantly rewinding the tape. As he does this, Christy Hemme approaches.*
Cesaro, in just a few moments you will take on Robbie E for the X-Division Title for the second time. Now, there are several people who claim that you should have won the belt last time, what do you have to say to these comments?
*Cesaro smiles before turning his attention toward Christy.*
On any given night, any man can get a pinfall.
Robbie E, I underestimated you, I can admit that. I went into this match assured that I would win the X-Division Title, that I would do what Austin Aries couldn't and beat you for that belt. And I was so wrapped up in this reality, I believed it with everything I had, that I took my eye off the ball. I made a mistake, and against you I can't do that. And so, I lost my chance to become champion.
But tonight, I have a chance to fix my mistake. A chance to right the wrong I allowed to happen, a chance to redeem myself. Tonight, I'm not going into this match already assured of my victory. I'm not focusing on holding that belt in the air. My goal tonight is to defeat you, to pin your shoulders to the mat for the three count. The X-Division Title... that's just an extra bonus.
You have the edge heading into this match, I'll give you that. The champion, the man that beat me to retain the title, that's a lot to go up against. Any other man would be overwhelmed by that fact and crumble under the pressure. But I'm not any other man. At the risk of sounding cocky, I'm Miguel Cesaro, the man that took you to the limit and came closer to that X-Division Title than any other competitor before me. You know what it's like to be in the ring with me, now you get to discover what it is to be in the ring with a man dead set on not only taking your X-Division Title, but actually beating you for it.
Before I go, I was wondering if I could ask one more question.
Not a problem.
Will you be dedicating this match to Jesse Sorenson?
*Cesaro stares at Christy, causing her to back away a bit.*
Please, never bring his name up again.
Miguel, it was an accident-
An accident I could have prevented. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a match to prepare for.
*Cesaro walks off, leaving Christy behind.*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 26, 2012 19:06:19 GMT -5
As an aside, I only just read that promo, Hayden, so I would have said so sooner but I'm pretty sure that I said I didn't want people bringing the Sorensen thing up.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 26, 2012 19:09:18 GMT -5
Robbie E is in the back, with a giant American flag behind him. He has one hand on his heart, while he uses the other to support The X-Division Title around his shoulder.
I pledge allegiance, to The Shore, And the modern society around us. And to the hot chicks, it still stands: One champion. Under god. Unbeatable, with fist pumping, and sexual tensions, for all.
The flag is raised, and Robbie E starts to explain:
When your born a Jersey kid, life turns out a lot different brah. It's like the lord hit the jackpot on the slots and ran about, shouting: "WE GOT A WINNER!". I should know, that's what the doctors said when I first came into this world. And as expected, they were right: 2 Time Holder of a Feast or Fired Briefcase, and as you can see, current X-Division Champion. For over quarter of a year now, I've beaten some of the best, and some of the worst. But tonight, everyone's predicting wrestling apocalypse, as apparently, the odds on favorite is Miguel Cesaro to prevail over your "Red Hot Burnanator Innovator" himself, Robbie E.
And while I do appreciate a good joke every now and then, this is such plain disgusting. What kind of computer nerd has enough time on his hands and approximately no life whatsoever to hack into TNA's Fantasy Wrestling Program, and make it appear as if the kid actually has a shot against me? I don't know, but whoever it is must be just like Cesaro: Stupid, Lazy, and Unable to capitalize on an opportunity.
Bros and Fangirls, I think it's safe to say after Against All Odds that I'm going to be just fine tonight. I'll make a quick and easy work out of Miguel, snatch up another 5 Star Rating, and have then have just enough time and energy for Magic Cheerleaders in the back of a red Pontiac .
So if there's one thing I can complement you on Miguel, it's the fact that you put me in a televised match, so I can impress the ladies not only in the crowd, but watching at home. And for that, I thank you.
But now, for the real question: What about Ultimate X?
You might have remembered me last week doing AN INSANE stunt in a rainforest in South Africa, where I ziplined through the trees, and grabbed my X-Division Title at the very center. While it was unfortunate that you couldn't see it due the dropping of my video camera due to focus on my grip, I can guarantee you that it was a complete success, and an absolute must see if I receive a copy of the outside security footage.
So you might be wondering, what am I going to do this time? The answer: Work on my speed. How am I going to do that? (Sighs and smiles) By giving some lucky people a VERY special treat.
That's right, after giving the TNA nerds behind the cameras a small sum of my mountains of cash, they will soon enough be proudly presenting:
Robbie E: Speed Dating.
I'll be shooting some stuff for the next couple of days, and when it's through, I'll upload this masterpiece to TNAWrestling.com. Just don't be surprised if it's like a minute long, or something like that: I'll probably have to edit out like 10 hours of footage of making out and stuff. I still have a small children fanbase to look after. But hey: It's more of me on the Internet. BE HAPPY!
In conclusion, I would like to finish off with this statement: The world would indeed be better off if there was more then one me in it, BUT, even Planet Earth couldn't handle more then one wonder like myself.
This is Robbie E once again reminding you that The Internet is your best friend, and that it's important to get a girlfriend that doesn't run on batteries. PEACE..........losers.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 26, 2012 19:14:34 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the TNA X Division Championship!
JB: Introducing the challenger, from Manilla in the Philippines, weighing 170 pounds, Miguel Cesaro!
JB: And accompanied by Becky Bayless, from the Jersey Shore, weighing 195 pounds, he is the TNA X Division Champion, Robbie E!
TNA X Divsion Championship Robbie E v Miguel Cesaro 4 votes 15 minutes
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Feb 26, 2012 19:16:21 GMT -5
Robbie E via Jersey RKO.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Feb 26, 2012 19:17:33 GMT -5
Robbie fist pumps Cesaro's face.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Feb 26, 2012 19:19:52 GMT -5
Cesaro with the Filipino Destroyer.
As an aside, sorry about that PN. But I felt that since he was involved, he should say something about it. Him not acknowledging it after Jarrett made the announcement last week wouldn't sit right with me.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Feb 26, 2012 19:23:08 GMT -5
As an aside, I only just read that promo, Hayden, so I would have said so sooner but I'm pretty sure that I said I didn't want people bringing the Sorensen thing up. Does that mean you aren't posting the Bischoff promo? Because thats entirely about Sorensen.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 26, 2012 19:26:29 GMT -5
As an aside, I only just read that promo, Hayden, so I would have said so sooner but I'm pretty sure that I said I didn't want people bringing the Sorensen thing up. Does that mean you aren't posting the Bischoff promo? Because thats entirely about Sorensen. No, it makes sense for Bischoff to say something. In retrospect I shouldn't have said Cesaro injured him in the first place. But I don't want people dedicating matches to him.
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