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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 26, 2012 19:27:45 GMT -5
Robbie ducks an enziguiri attempt and waits for Cesaro to get up, but as he goes for the Fist Pump Cutter, Cesaro rolls him up!
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Robbie kicks out, so Cesaro tries to lift him up for a suplex, but Robbie counters into a kickbreaker!
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Robbie E goes for the Jersey Boot but Cesaro counters into the Bible Black. But Robbie E countder out of this and hits the Fist Pump Cutter!
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JB: Here is your winner and STILL TNA X Division Champion, Robbie E!
Tenay: Robbie E reatns the championship in another hard fought contest. West: And what a great preview that was for Ultimate X.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 26, 2012 19:29:31 GMT -5
*Lace and Leather are shown in the back.*
So what are we going to do tonight Traci? Try to take over the show by tricking the owner into signing over the company by pretending to ask for her autograph?
No, not tonight.
Oooo how about stealing the World Championship Title belt and holding it for ransom?
No, I don't..
Or what about...
LACEY!!!
... yes Traci?
That's better. I don't think I'm going to try taking over the show tonight.
WWWHHHHHAAAAAT?! Are you feeling ok? *Lacey checks Traci's pulse, checks her ear, then pulls out a thermometer.* Unbuckle your belt real quick and I'll...
*Traci slaps the thermometer away.* I'm FINE, Lacey. I'm just becoming a little more conscious of what will and won't work. Looking back as some of my previous plans, while they had some merit, there was too much room for error. I will need to take the next few weeks to work out the ultimate plan. Until then, we will need to act like we normally would. Then when everyone's guard is down... we strike! HA HA HA HA...
*Traci laugh fades with the scene.*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 26, 2012 19:37:56 GMT -5
Mickie James is backstage.
I guess you’d think I’m happy. Because finally, the nightmare’s over. After nearly a year, Winter’s gone and I can move on with my life.
And I guess I SHOULD be happy. But I’m not.
Because Winter did more than just take two months of my career, of my LIFE.
No, she did something much worse.
She made it personal. By going after my best friend.
Winter may be at peace or out of limbo or whatever, but that doesn’t change anything.
Maddy’s in a psych ward. She’s undergoing mental evaluation to see how much damage has been done. Between this and the stuff with Daffney…
And I’m pissed off! Maddy’s so sweet and for her to have go through all this…
Sarita. Tonight, you have the misfortune of being in my way. And considering the role you played in all this, you might be served well to run. Far away.
Because tonight, you don’t have Mickie James, the country gal, to deal with.
What you will have is one hundred and twenty four pounds of alpha bitch on your ass.
And I won’t be playing nice.
Mickie turns and walks out.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 26, 2012 19:40:41 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Richmond Virginia, Mickie James!
JB: And her opponent, accompanied by Hamada, from Mexico City, Sarita!
Mickie James v Sarita 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by TOO SWEET on Feb 26, 2012 19:43:42 GMT -5
Mickie with a Mick Kick, followed by a Mick Flick, finalized with a Mick Magic Trick.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Feb 26, 2012 19:50:31 GMT -5
Mickie with the Mickapolypse finisher Sticky had her do last year.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Feb 26, 2012 19:50:49 GMT -5
Mickie via Mick Kick.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 26, 2012 19:52:35 GMT -5
Mickie takes Sarita down with a Thesz Press and goes for the Mikie-DT but is jumped form behind by Hamada.
JB: Here is your winner, by disqualification, Mickie James!
Hamada try to duble team Mickie but Mickie ctahces Hamada with a Mick Kick and in the confusion is able to escape.
Tenay: Mickie manages to escape a sticky situation here. West: I know a sticky situation I'd like to put Mickie in. Tenay: Well thanks for that. And on that note, here's Eric Bischoff.
We go to Eric Bischoff, sitting in an empty locker room.
As Jeff Jarrett eluded to last week, Jesse Sorensen was severly injured in a house show match against Michael Cesaro. I'd like to reiterate that it was a freak accident, due to no fault of Mr. Cesaro, and it also had nothing to do with Jesse's high flying style.
Needless to say, Jesse, take as much time as you need to heal and get back to health. Everyone here looks to you like a younger brother, and I've always viewed you as a son. We were all quite upset when we saw what happened to you, and we all want you to know that your TNA family will always be with you, whether you decide to return to the ring, or not.
And I want to make this very clear, there is no replacing you Jesse. You were a one of a kind wrestler in the X-Division, in TNA, and a one of a kind person in life. You'd always be a bit of a practical joker in the back, and things are definitely not the same without you. I will continue to keep visiting and checking up on you, but I asked for this time, so that we as a united company can tell you that we are all by your side. That TNA stands strongly behind you, and we've loved every moment of you here in the company. Please get better, but most importantly, please do whatever is best for yourself. We definitely understand.
Please get well Jesse. Because for "The Can't Miss Kid", we're all certainly missing you.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 26, 2012 19:56:40 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen, my guest at this time, Scott Steiner!
Christy turns, gets a sudden "Oh Crap" look on her face, and is suddenly buried under an avalanche of things, including trash cans, Singapore canes, steel chairs, a couple of pogo sticks, and various other miscellany. Scott Steiner walks into shot, completely unfazed, and does the interview as if Christy was still standing:
Well you see, Christy, back a couple of weeks ago, D'Angelo Dinero came to a very unpleasant realization. And that realization was that he just can't beat me. So what does he do? He decides to beat the hell out of me with a steel chair and get himself disqualified.
But tonight, he ain't gonna get away with hitting Freakzilla with a steel chair. No, no, no! I'M going to get away with beating HIM with every one of these weapons and giving the Revelation a reason why they SHOULDN'T mess with Big Poppa Pump!
What Vince Russo, who still somehow has a job after all the crap he's pulled, and the rest of Revelation need to realize is that there ain't nobody gonna keep me from getting my shot at the TNA World Championship, and there ain't nobody gonna stop me or anyone else from taking them down! I'm sick of Revelation, half the boys and ladies in the back are sick of Revelation, and every fan out there is sick of Revelation!
So tonight, I'm making sure that nobody from Revelation gets a shot at being champion, and just like at Against All Odds, I'm doing it for the greater good.
So this goes out to all my freaks in the iMPACT! Zone and around the world, Big Poppa Pump is your hookup and the next TNA World Champion,
HOLLA
IF
YA
HEAR
ME!!!!
Steiner grabs a shopping cart and starts loading it with weapons, doing the whole bicep kissing routine with each one, until he finally clears out of shot, leaving Christy still trapped under whatever is left....
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2012 19:57:13 GMT -5
Nirvana, what happened to the Sarita and Hamada promo?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 26, 2012 19:59:33 GMT -5
The following contest is scheduled for one fall and in this match there will be no disqualifications!
JB: Introducing first, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing 276 pounds, “Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner!
JB: And his opponent, from Harlem, New York. Weighing 220 pounds, “The Pope” D’Angelo Dinero!
No DQ match Scott Steiner v D'Angelo Dinero 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 26, 2012 20:01:17 GMT -5
Nirvana, what happened to the Sarita and Hamada promo? Ah crap. Well here it is here. Hamada and Sarita are backstage. Hamada, remind me. What type of company is TNA supposed to be?A wrestling company.Right. So I'm a little confused. Why is it that last week on Impact, TNA's wrestling program, the first thing we saw was the latest edition of As The Ring Turns?
It never ends. Women like Hamada and I try to bring some degree of integrity back to this company, but this show is still dominated by soap operas. We're tired of it!
Mickie James, I may not be able to blame you entirely, but you should take responsibility for your part in this. Since you showed up, the insanity has snowballed beyond the realms of belief.
En serio, ¿cómo puede una mujer atraer a tanta locura? ¡Dios mío!As if it wasn't bad enough when it was just Daffney and Taylor.Mickie, do you have any idea how much trouble you've actually caused? We were better off without you!
So consider tonight the first step in the campaign to get rid of you. We don't want you here anymore Mickie.
Y si tenemos que hacer que se vaya, lo haremos ...Hamada glares at the camera before the two walk away, allowing Sarita's words to hang ominously as we fade out...
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Feb 26, 2012 20:03:19 GMT -5
Steiner with the Steiner Screwdriver
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Post by TOO SWEET on Feb 26, 2012 20:04:13 GMT -5
Steiner with the Steiner Recliner
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Feb 26, 2012 20:13:51 GMT -5
Steiner via Steiner Screwdriver.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 26, 2012 20:25:01 GMT -5
Steiner levels Dinero with a clothesline then grabs a chair. Dinero begs off as Steiner raises the chair overhead but Dinero saves himself with a low blow. Dinero grabs the chair and smashes it across Steiner’s back!
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Steiner kicks out! Dinero grabs his cane and goes to crack it across Steiner’s head but Steiner grabs it out of his hands. Steiner snaps the cane in half. Dinero goes for a goes for a kick but Steiner catches his foot and whips him down. Dinero gets to his feet and is immediately levelled with the chair. Steiner then sets the chair down and pulls Dinero up. Steiner Screwdriver onto the chair!
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JB: Here is your winner, Scott Steiner!
Tenay: Steiner gets revenge on D’Angelo Dinero. West: Not only that but he advances to next week. Tenay: Yeah and now we know it will be Steiner v Sting v Abyss for a world title shot. West: All that and more nxt week on Impact.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 26, 2012 20:30:54 GMT -5
Thanks to those who promoed and voted. And sorry to macman for forgetting his promo.
But you know macman, if it's any consolation that match was entirely meaningless. I mean it did have a point but then M changed his mind and the thing we were gonna do has been pushed back.
So next week:
TNA World title #1 contenders match: Scott Steiner v Sting v Abyss TNA Women's title #1 contenders match: Mickie James v Lisa Marie Varon Sarita and Hamada v Angelina Love and Venus Brian Kendrick v Austin Aries
Plus other requests
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Feb 26, 2012 20:38:04 GMT -5
Magnus will take a match, Cesaro's sitting out this week, and Crank and Wilde will take a match if there's room.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2012 20:40:44 GMT -5
Thanks to those who promoed and voted. And sorry to macman for forgetting his promo. But you know macman, if it's any consolation that match was entirely meaningless. I mean it did have a point but then M changed his mind and the thing we were gonna do has been pushed back. Well, it's your fault. I was gonna ask for Mickie against Hamada next week, but then you told me Mickie was going to be in the contenders match. I had a plan, dude!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 26, 2012 20:47:30 GMT -5
Thanks to those who promoed and voted. And sorry to macman for forgetting his promo. But you know macman, if it's any consolation that match was entirely meaningless. I mean it did have a point but then M changed his mind and the thing we were gonna do has been pushed back. Well, it's your fault. I was gonna ask for Mickie against Hamada next week, but then you told me Mickie was going to be in the contenders match. I had a plan, dude! Well who else is there? You name me one other Knockout who deserves that spot and I'll change it.
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