TCM
Don Corleone
The Outcome Justifies Even the Biggest Lie
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Post by TCM on Feb 19, 2012 17:59:45 GMT -5
...even if they might not be remembered down the line?
Pretty straightforward, one of my favorites happened during a Kane/Taker promo during their most recent feud when Kane had the WHC. Taker said this in response to Kane calling himself 'The Devil's Favorite Demon'.
"Well Kane, have you forgotten, or have you chose to forget, that the house that the devil lives in, I built? Brick, by fiery, brick! And when I come callin', the devil still answers to me with "sir."
That line screams all kinds of badass to me, and yet, something tells me not many will remember it. WWE didn't even give it the hairdryer pop (promo was on SmackDown), instead they gave it to the cliche "I taught you everything you know, but not everything I know." line. So, what are lines you marked to hearing, but since then have received next to no fanfare over?
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CH Punk
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Advice: Noted
Stuck in the Retro Zone
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Post by CH Punk on Feb 19, 2012 18:03:53 GMT -5
"You were like a helpless child and I took advantage of you." - Kevin Nash about Triple H Raw 11/7/11
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BigJerichool222
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
THE BIG DOG!
#NotInMySalad
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Post by BigJerichool222 on Feb 19, 2012 18:04:17 GMT -5
I'm going to cu....
Oh, PROMOS.
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Post by Codebreaker on Feb 19, 2012 19:14:23 GMT -5
This line has always stuck with me.
"Just because your knee is messed up doesn't mean your uterus isn't open for business!" - Trish to Lita on Raw
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dav
Hank Scorpio
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Post by dav on Feb 19, 2012 19:39:43 GMT -5
"I'd rather you hate me for everything I am, than love me for something I'm not."
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TheDieselTrain
Fry's dog Seymour
Chicks Dig Hootie.
Is Stone Cold gonna have to smack a bitch?? WHAT!!!?????
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Post by TheDieselTrain on Feb 19, 2012 19:47:34 GMT -5
To say the very least The Rock is one thing you're not and thats Undisputed champ so shut up bitch!!!!!!!!!
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Krimzon
Crow T. Robot
This guy is the man!
R.I.P. Deadpool
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Post by Krimzon on Feb 19, 2012 19:49:01 GMT -5
Triple H to Cena: "This from a guy whose 1 big move is pumping up his Reeboks."
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Post by Cam on Feb 19, 2012 19:51:03 GMT -5
"You think you impress me, by spelling your name R-O-A-D D-O-DOUBLE G? You wanna impress me? Spell lugubrious!"
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Feb 19, 2012 19:55:14 GMT -5
"I beat on him harder than I ever beat a man before, and he just kept coming. He wouldn't stop coming."
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Post by Citizen Snips on Feb 19, 2012 19:56:11 GMT -5
"You're bleeding"-Roddy Piper to Hulk Hogan after Andre ripped the crucifix off.
"Please bring her back. Let me touch her again. I can cultivate her into something that even I could want!"-Jake Roberts, after slapping Elizabeth.
"You're not done with me. You'll have to kill me to be done with me"- Stone Cold to Bret Hart
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Bobeddy
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Made a Terrible Mistake
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Post by Bobeddy on Feb 19, 2012 20:00:16 GMT -5
"What I say I do. And what I do, I do very very well."
Like to bust out this JBL line sometimes when I'm doing particularly well at something and feel like annoying my friends even more.
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Post by Citizen Snips on Feb 19, 2012 20:07:43 GMT -5
Actually an old ECW line, but it's stuck with me all these years. Foley could really deliver a promo.
"I punched him, and I punched him, and I punched him again. I broke your nose, Tommy! Just like Vader did to me...You see, Tommy, everything bad that's happened to me...is about to happen to you."
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H-Virus
Hank Scorpio
A Real Contagious Experience
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Post by H-Virus on Feb 19, 2012 21:04:53 GMT -5
Sheamus to Orton: I'm gonna hit you so hard, it'll knock the voices out of your head!
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Post by arrogantmodel on Feb 19, 2012 21:37:03 GMT -5
"There's a war machine rolling into town, and it goes by the name Stone Cold Steve Austin."
Unfortunately, this was said leading up to his match with Coach, and well...we all know how that went.
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W?Y
Hank Scorpio
Old FAN, no tricks.
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Post by W?Y on Feb 19, 2012 21:40:08 GMT -5
Punk, to Cena: "You are the New York Yankees!"
To me, that was the best that their feud ever got, in terms of straight-up moments.
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Post by PTBartman on Feb 19, 2012 22:13:31 GMT -5
Mr Kennedy: "Undertaker come out and playyyyyyy" The sing songy way he delivered it just killed me.
Jericho's Babe is a talking pig line. My jaw just dropped.
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Talent Name
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway.
Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
Posts: 62,595
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Post by Talent Name on Feb 19, 2012 22:23:47 GMT -5
JBL to Rey Look at you. Look at you. No, I mean it. Look at you. That thing is bigger than you are! That thing will look real good on my right shoulder with this U.S. Championship on my left shoulder!
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Post by Indiana Miz on Feb 19, 2012 23:08:50 GMT -5
CM Punk on Smackdown describing the Nexus attack as "an assassination attempt by 36 armed assailants".
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Feb 19, 2012 23:11:49 GMT -5
"I'm not on the signature that's produced on the start of the show" -- one of the other lines from Punk's awesome promo that fateful June night, which now becomes hilarious in hindsight, given that Punk is currently on that WWE signature intro.
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Post by Chardee MacDennis on Feb 19, 2012 23:56:11 GMT -5
"I'm not on the signature that's produced on the start of the show" -- one of the other lines from Punk's awesome promo that fateful June night, which now becomes hilarious in hindsight, given that Punk is currently on that WWE signature intro. My favorite from that promo will always be... "...I'm just a spoke on the wheel. And the wheel will keep spinning without me. I know that." |
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