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Post by Alex Shelley on Dec 31, 2010 19:05:27 GMT -5
Just need to complain really quickly about this girl I'm dealing with at the moment.
I'm at my animal shelter volunteer job. My friend who volunteers with me brought this girl in who she kinda knows. This girl is super f***ing annoying.
She is overly excited about EVERYTHING. EV.ER.Y.THING. She's got this super loud high voice and talks so excitedly that she gets winded. She apparently adopted a kitten from us in June 09, and cannot stop talking about the cat. She keeps asking about all these specific details about the cat as if we would know - it was a year and a half ago, we have lots of cats, we're not going to remember the medical history of this cat. Especially since it was a kitten, and kittens get adopted ridiculously quickly.
She never stops talking. She's talking right now. She won't stop. Every time we try to get involved in the conversation, she interrupts to tell her own story. I can't even concentrate on typing this because she's so loud and won't stop.
The worst part is that she's got this wand toy right now. She's waving it around violently. She's hitting me and the other girl in the face and not noticing. She keeps smacking my computer with the toy and not noticing. She hit something on my keyboard and turned some thing on on my computer and I can't figure out what it was or how to turn it off.
She also keeps trying to get involved in the animal shelter business that we're doing, but making it worse because she doesn't know what she's doing.
I just needed to complain. That is all. Feel free to bitch about annoying people you have to deal with.
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Post by The Ichi on Dec 31, 2010 19:07:29 GMT -5
She sounds cute as hell based on your description, but I'm guessing she isn't lol.
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Post by Alex Shelley on Dec 31, 2010 19:08:35 GMT -5
Definitely not cute.
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Post by YeahYeahYeahYeahYeah on Dec 31, 2010 19:12:15 GMT -5
... how... old is she? She sounds like a small child of the variety I can't stand.
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Post by Young Game on Dec 31, 2010 19:26:43 GMT -5
Are...are you being terrorized by Candice Michelle?
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Post by Alex Shelley on Dec 31, 2010 19:36:42 GMT -5
... how... old is she? She sounds like a small child of the variety I can't stand. Twenty five. TWENTY FIVE. And if she doesn't stop swinging this toy around I'm going to f***ing scream.
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Post by dav on Dec 31, 2010 19:39:21 GMT -5
Are there pigs in your animal shelter? Because they're really good at disposing of evidence...
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Post by Vampiro138 on Dec 31, 2010 19:39:49 GMT -5
i just got this image now of a woman who looks like Candice Michelle only with Bobcat Goldthwaits voice.
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Post by laughytaffy on Dec 31, 2010 19:43:08 GMT -5
RKO her.
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Post by Alex Shelley on Dec 31, 2010 20:14:47 GMT -5
Best idea ever. I'm finally through with her though. God, she was annoying. KJHSGFES
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Post by Classy Lady on Dec 31, 2010 20:22:21 GMT -5
I thought she might be a little kid and then you said she was 25.
THAT'S THREE YEARS OLDER THAN ME!!! SHE MUST BE DESTROYED!!!
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Post by Alex Shelley on Dec 31, 2010 20:35:10 GMT -5
If she was a little kid, I'd have been very forgiving. Kids are annoying, but they're designed that way.
But 25 year old should know better than to smack people's computers and faces with toys. And she HAD to have known and just not cared. She watched it hit me in the face! And I could just tell that she was the type of person who would have thrown a fit if I'd asked her to stop, and I didn't want to start drama for my friend who'd brought her in (I guess the annoying girl is staying with her this weekend... ugh) so I just stayed quiet.
AND! She kept calling all the cats by the wrong names despite being corrected all the time, and every five seconds would go "WHICH CAT IS THIS?" and point to a cat she had asked that about not five minutes ago. At one point she was brushing a cat and asked which one it was. The cat walked off her lap, and she looked away, then looked back at the cat, and went "WHICH CAT IS THAT?"
I might have to deal with her again tonight, too. I have no plans for new years tonight, and either I sit alone in my house with a bottle of grape cider and an internet full of porn or I go over to that friend's house. My friend's husband is violently sick and there's an annoying girl there... So I'm kinda considering staying home.
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Post by Grendel on Dec 31, 2010 22:57:55 GMT -5
Are...are you being terrorized by Candice Michelle? I would have said Knives Chau, but well played.
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Post by shiranui on Dec 31, 2010 23:00:08 GMT -5
I have no plans for new years tonight, and either I sit alone in my house with a bottle of grape cider and an internet full of porn... Hey, that's not such a bad way to spend New Year's. At least that's what I've been telling myself throughout the evening...
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Post by Predator McBroski on Jan 1, 2011 0:54:58 GMT -5
Citten, I'm dissappointed, you didn't dudebust her!
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Post by ToyfareMark on Jan 1, 2011 2:16:56 GMT -5
Its times like this that I have to give some special advice....
****ing yell at her ok? There is only so much tolerance one can put up with before its time to just go off on someone. If she's annoying everyone else as much as she's annoying you then you have nothing to worry about.
Its something I have to do quite often, and not because I want to. It just has to be done. You'll feel better, the people around you will feel better, and the annoying person will have learned a lesson.
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Post by rogers67 on Jan 1, 2011 2:24:49 GMT -5
do this to her:
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Post by Bake Or Die on Jan 1, 2011 3:40:45 GMT -5
She sounds like my kind of girl so send her my way. I lover super hyper women.And think that her having a wand is kind of cute.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 1, 2011 10:38:16 GMT -5
AND! She kept calling all the cats by the wrong names despite being corrected all the time, and every five seconds would go "WHICH CAT IS THIS?" and point to a cat she had asked that about not five minutes ago. At one point she was brushing a cat and asked which one it was. The cat walked off her lap, and she looked away, then looked back at the cat, and went "WHICH CAT IS THAT?" If she kept asking "How much does this kitty weigh?" and Gorilla Monsoon was there, it would have been totally worth it to put up with her.
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Post by darthalexander on Jan 1, 2011 11:03:58 GMT -5
I have a co-worker that is due back soon (she's on maternity leave) that has a horrific laughing problem. The first part of the problem is that she laughs like a braying donkey and the second part of the problem is she laughs non-stop. She's got some kind of nervous disorder and laughs at everything. Literally everything. You can't have a conversation with her without her laughing:
"I went to the store last night to buy some stuff for supper".
BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HUH!!!
"The store was a little crowded."
BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HUH!!!
"I went in and quickly got my stuff so I could get out of there as fast as I could."
BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HUH!!!
"I paid for my stuff..."
BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HUH!!!
"...and then left and went to my car..."
BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HUH!!!
"...when I got there, I drove off and got into some traffic before getting home..."
BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HUH!!!
"...when I got home I just put the stuff away and decided to just call for Pizza because I was too tired to cook..."
BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HUH!!!
"...so then I called them and I just...."
BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HUH!!!
"...watched tv for a while and ate my supper...."
BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HUH!!!
"...and then I went to bed fairly early because I was so tired."
BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HUH!!!
This is pretty much how it goes with her. If she had one of those cute little laughs, it would be moderately ok (until it got annoying) but her laugh is one of the worst I have ever heard. Literally think of a donkey mouthing off and shouting and that's her laugh. I could never watch a comedy with her. I don't even want to be within 100 miles of her - probably because any less and I'd still hear her.
I've come so close to screaming at her. I'm a pretty easy-going guy...I usually let things go by (way to much) without saying anything but this girl makes me want to murder her. How her husband deals with her I have no idea. He must be deaf or has the world's greatest "tune-out" ability on Earth.
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