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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2012 11:48:59 GMT -5
Roddy Piper talking about what he heard the Mountie saying:
'Second thing I'm gonna do, I'm gonna take Roddy Piper's manhood!' Huh?... HUH?! I come here to fight, I don't know what you come here to do!
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Post by rapidfire187 on Mar 3, 2012 12:02:59 GMT -5
I came to post that Rock one from the OP.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Mar 3, 2012 12:56:34 GMT -5
CM Punk's list of demands to Vince. Ending with CM PUNK THE MOVIE!!!!!! it was even funnier when he used it to burn Triple H. Trips (being his usually snarky non-kayfabe asshole self): yeah well where's your movie? CM Punk: I dunno but I'm sure it'll be straight-to-DVD, just like yours. also; "The only thying The Rock hasn't done is made a white baby!" his delivery was perfect. |
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Post by Ronny Rayguns Is All Elite on Mar 3, 2012 13:43:05 GMT -5
"Do you honestly expect us to believe you own 200 cars!?!?"
John Cena to Alberto Del Rio.
This cracked me up for some reason
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4real
Wade Wilson
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Post by 4real on Mar 3, 2012 13:50:11 GMT -5
"Jack Swagger, The All American, American, American.....American"
The way HBK said it and the permanent grin Swagger had on his face made this.
O and...
"I'd like to trade in Dolph and Vickie Guerrero for Hornswoggle and a box of Spiders"
"Thank you your honour"
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Post by PTBartman on Mar 3, 2012 13:55:15 GMT -5
"Jack Swagger, The All American, American, American.....American" The way HBK said it and the permanent grin Swagger had on his face made this. O and... "I'd like to trade in Dolph and Vickie Guerrero for Hornswoggle and a box of Spiders" "Thank you your honour" I refuse to fight a guy named after Flipper (dolphin noises) "They'r daughters actually...conjoined twins...I keep them chained up in the attic" "That's my painting dude" |
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"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Mar 3, 2012 16:22:28 GMT -5
William Regal's "Nothing like watching two old scrubbers go at it!" line from NXT few weeks ago was comedy gold.
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Post by That Mickie Fan on Mar 3, 2012 16:43:27 GMT -5
Hulk Hogan's promo to Vince on SD in 2002/03.
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Lila
El Dandy
Slip N Slide World Champion 1997
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Post by Lila on Mar 3, 2012 16:47:31 GMT -5
"Hickenbottom! Hickenbottom! What are you doing?!?"
HHH: *laughing* "Hickenbottom? What type of stupid name is that?!?!"
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Just Jay
Unicron
DIESEL!?!?!
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Post by Just Jay on Mar 3, 2012 17:28:14 GMT -5
When Sylvan Grenier was doing the Qubec Ambassador gimmick, I remember JBL"s reaction was just magnificent.
Sylvan: Come! Spend your vacation in the wonderful provinces of Qubec!
JBL: I'd rather spend it in Hell.
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Post by thelonewolf527 on Mar 3, 2012 17:30:45 GMT -5
Kofi Kingston: Alright, any questions?
HHH: Yeah I got a question, matter of fact I got a problem...aren't you supposed to be Jamaican? What happened to your accent?
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Post by BD Punk AKA SUSPENDED! on Mar 3, 2012 18:36:52 GMT -5
ECW on SciFi:
Tommy Dreamer: "Oh come on, Stevie!"
Stevie Richards: "Don't come on me Tommy!"
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Post by Citizen Snips on Mar 3, 2012 19:58:37 GMT -5
"Look at me, look at me I'm a Hulkamaniac and I've got my silly little Hulk Hogan cup and my Hulk Hogan hat and my silly little doll and I look a complete bloody pillock!!"-from William Regal's insanely awesome promo on Hulk Hogan on Raw in 2002.
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Post by rapidfire187 on Mar 4, 2012 1:15:34 GMT -5
"ECW rules? Uh, no, WWF rules" or something to that effect when Kurt Angle was informed that he'd be facing Raven in an ECW rules match later that night.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2012 10:08:24 GMT -5
"Look at me, look at me I'm a Hulkamaniac and I've got my silly little Hulk Hogan cup and my Hulk Hogan hat and my silly little doll and I look a complete bloody pillock!!"-from William Regal's insanely awesome promo on Hulk Hogan on Raw in 2002.  Oh man, I forgot about that one. |
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Dennis Stamp
O-H-I-O!!
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Post by Lord Rahl on Mar 4, 2012 11:20:29 GMT -5
Kofi Kingston: Alright, any questions? HHH: Yeah I got a question, matter of fact I got a problem...aren't you supposed to be Jamaican? What happened to your accent? Damn you's.....stole the one I cam in here to post. I dont think I've ever laughed so hard. Love this thread! |
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Post by Dr. Bunsen Honeydew on Mar 4, 2012 12:08:08 GMT -5
"Hickenbottom! Hickenbottom! What are you doing?!?" HHH: *laughing* "Hickenbottom? What type of stupid name is that?!?!" ALso from that: HHH: "Oh really Chef Boyardee? Is that why your grill is on fire?" HBK: "Yes that's why my grills on fir...MY GRILL"S ON FIRE!" ------------- HHH: "That's quite a different look from the chaps you usually wear, Sexy Boy": *Effeminate Guy turns around* EG "I get off at 7" HHH: "I bet you do." |
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Mar 4, 2012 13:40:24 GMT -5
R-Truth: "What's up?!"
Punk: "STRAIGHT EDGE!"
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Randy Barber 4-Life
Hank Scorpio
I have received an email from RAW's anonymous General Manager. And I quote: "No play for Mr. Gray!"
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Post by Randy Barber 4-Life on Mar 4, 2012 13:57:35 GMT -5
"If you don't get together with some of these guys in the lockerroom and stop the bleeding, a month from now you may just be a great white shark patrolling around an empty butthole."
-- Arn Anderson
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Bub (BLM)
Patti Mayonnaise
advocates duck on rodent violence
Fed. Up.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Mar 4, 2012 14:10:07 GMT -5
"Miz, I hate you. I hope your Christmas... is terrible."
- JBL
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Oh man, I forgot about that one. 
