Yami Daimao
Patti Mayonnaise
Really, really wants to zigazig ah!
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Post by Yami Daimao on Mar 7, 2012 15:16:37 GMT -5
Sad thing is, you know there is someone out there who's gonna whack off to this. That's right, you know who you are! Trying to eliminate yourself as the first suspect, eh? Admit it, you know one of your arms is going to look like a 24 inch python by the time you're done. |
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babyfootball
Don Corleone
At least as good as Ron Garvin!
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Post by babyfootball on Mar 7, 2012 15:20:35 GMT -5
Let's be honest, folks. It was really just a matter of time! I feel like some of us have just had these jokes locked away for years deep down just waiting for the day.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Mar 7, 2012 15:25:25 GMT -5
Oh God no... what the hell no no no no no no no
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Post by woowoowoox on Mar 7, 2012 15:29:51 GMT -5
Why... just... just why?
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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Mar 7, 2012 15:34:31 GMT -5
When it comes crashing down, and it hurts inside
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I got something deep inside of me
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Post by revolver86 on Mar 7, 2012 15:37:55 GMT -5
This thread wins the internet!
And, ew, gross!
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Renslayer
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
every time i come around your city...
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Post by Renslayer on Mar 7, 2012 15:40:08 GMT -5
I wonder if there's gonna be a nWo run-in near the finish.
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Post by barthelemykaras on Mar 7, 2012 15:40:23 GMT -5
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Post by Loki-A-Go-Go! on Mar 7, 2012 15:48:32 GMT -5
Penis poke of doom?
Honestly, what woman wants to have sex with a near 60 Hogan?
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Mar 7, 2012 15:48:41 GMT -5
At least this will answer the age old question does the Hulkster climax during or after hulking up.
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Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
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Post by Mozenrath on Mar 7, 2012 15:54:33 GMT -5
It's going to look like a woman under an orange bean bag chair with a weave.
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Post by Gelatinous Parasite on Mar 7, 2012 15:54:33 GMT -5
If he says to her during climax: "It's a shoot brother!" then it'll be worth watching for the morbid curiosity. A shoot? Why's Vince Russo booking Hogan's sex life? |
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lionheart21
Patti Mayonnaise
Once did a thing...
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Post by lionheart21 on Mar 7, 2012 16:03:51 GMT -5
A new version of Real American: When you pull your panties down I want to cum inside It's okay to use your hand Now Please open wide When you lick my balls I feel a sense of pride If you take it in the ass I might make you my bride Chorus: You'rehaving sex with an old man I'll try to hold out as long as I can You're having sex with an old man This is not right But you're so tight Verse: I know its kind of weird that I wear a thong And I probably won't last for very long I like havingsex when it's condom free Next time lets invite Ed Leslie Chorus: You're having sex with an old man I'll try to hold out as long as I can You're having sex with an old man This is not right But your so tight |
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Massive G
Hank Scorpio
yo hago esto
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Post by Massive G on Mar 7, 2012 16:16:08 GMT -5
in the years to come, Hulk will brag that the woman was close to 700 pounds when he slammed her
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greeby
Hank Scorpio
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Post by greeby on Mar 7, 2012 16:20:55 GMT -5
Is this part of some conspiracy to make Chyna look like Jenna in comparison? That's the only logic I can apply to this
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Mar 7, 2012 16:33:42 GMT -5
Is Hogan going to whip it out and yell "THIS IS WHERE THE POWER LIES!!!!!!!!!!"
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Post by BRAINFADE on Mar 7, 2012 16:37:38 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2012 16:54:40 GMT -5
ASS BOM-BAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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BigBadZ
Grimlock
The Rumors Are All True
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Post by BigBadZ on Mar 7, 2012 17:50:11 GMT -5
I can't help but wonder that when he is finished, is the nWo logo is "spray painted" on her back??? I can only assume it's nWo Hollywood and (hopefully) not Wolfpack...  I'll show myself out thank you very much |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2012 17:52:06 GMT -5
Now he's claiming he screwed so many chicks during the 4 months between breaking up with Linda and getting with the Brooke-a-like that he has no clue who the chick in the tape is.
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