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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2012 18:18:22 GMT -5
Id laugh my ass if a Hulk Hogan Sextape outsells a TNA PPV  |
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Post by Andrew is Good on Mar 7, 2012 18:22:38 GMT -5
Now he's claiming he screwed so many chicks during the 4 months between breaking up with Linda and getting with the Brooke-a-like that he has no clue who the chick in the tape is. The problem with Hogan is he's such a liar that I have a hard time believing that. But on the other hand, other people may do that, and other wrestlers certainly take advantage of their fame by having sex with lots of rats. It was said that Ricky Morton had quantity and Ric Flair had quality it is somewhat believable, not based on Hogan saying it, but based on what's happened with other wrestlers. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2012 18:22:53 GMT -5
He's always there. Everyone has a Beefcake. I bet when Davey Richards has sex, Kyle O'Reilly is there. Well sometimes. Other times he gets confused and follows roderick strong or eddie edwards around. I hope davey sells better in bed. Strong and Edwards would both be in it since they are the Nasty Boys to Davey Hogan Davey = Hogan O'Reilly = Beefcakes Strong & Edwards = Nasty Boys |
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Post by Andrew is Good on Mar 7, 2012 18:28:48 GMT -5
He's always there. Everyone has a Beefcake. I bet when Davey Richards has sex, Kyle O'Reilly is there. Well sometimes. Other times he gets confused and follows roderick strong or eddie edwards around. I hope davey sells better in bed. Davey's pretty intense. I'm guessing he's pretty stiff as well. So yeah, since this is a Hulk Hogan sex tape, I'm gonna guess the girl does the job in this one. |
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Mar 7, 2012 18:44:41 GMT -5
I know I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna PUKE. |
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Post by Gelatinous Parasite on Mar 7, 2012 18:46:39 GMT -5
Now he's claiming he screwed so many chicks during the 4 months between breaking up with Linda and getting with the Brooke-a-like that he has no clue who the chick in the tape is. Maybe he genuinely doesn't remember the woman. I wonder if she's good-looking. Hogan will have to watch the tape himself to recall that. If she's ugly, he may take one look at the video and say, "IT'S NOT HOT!" {Spoiler}I'm sorry for the most laboured effort so far. |
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Post by Lancers on Mar 7, 2012 18:55:57 GMT -5
I bet Dave Meltzer gives this sex tape two of out five stars.
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Mar 7, 2012 18:57:33 GMT -5
Well, that's... horrifying.
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Post by 1 on Mar 7, 2012 18:59:28 GMT -5
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Post by Cronant on Mar 7, 2012 19:04:59 GMT -5
"I started to work out again"
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Post by Banjo Is Broken on Mar 7, 2012 19:28:20 GMT -5
It'll wind up being sponsored by Impact Wrestling. "Impact Wrestling Presents: Against Old Nads. Watch as the legendary performer Hulk Hogan overcomes the almost impossible odds of getting an erection and then sexually satisfying a woman in Sting facepaint as special guest referee Ed Leslie finds out if the Hulkster can stay on top of her for three seconds. Starring Hulk Hogan and Reby Sky. Commentary by Mike Tenay and Taz."
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Mar 7, 2012 19:29:44 GMT -5
New details: The girl used a Yappapi Indian Strap-On on the Hulkster, jack!
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Mar 7, 2012 19:31:23 GMT -5
I bet Vivid buys it and then Steve Hirsch gets the biggest boot and leg drop of all time, brother.
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Post by Cronant on Mar 7, 2012 19:46:05 GMT -5
Was there oil checking involved?
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Post by DZ: WF Legacy on Mar 7, 2012 19:51:22 GMT -5
I've heard that this is the one with Brian Knobbs cosplaying as Brooke. Guess we'll have to wait and see.
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Post by BigJerichool222 on Mar 7, 2012 20:00:24 GMT -5
@ultimatewarrior: HH sex tape? Don't need more boring proof Terry is impotent with tiny, shriveled-up balls. And finding out he's lesbian is 2 much 4 even me.
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Post by derangedhermit on Mar 7, 2012 20:08:15 GMT -5
Gives a whole new meaning to Nasty Boy Saggs and Nasty Boy Knobbs.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2012 20:11:43 GMT -5
@ultimatewarrior: HH sex tape? Don't need more boring proof Terry is impotent with tiny, shriveled-up balls. And finding out he's lesbian is 2 much 4 even me. Warrior was making sense until he decided to out the Hulkster as a lesbian. Love that guy. |
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Post by jagilki on Mar 7, 2012 20:22:22 GMT -5
@ultimatewarrior: HH sex tape? Don't need more boring proof Terry is impotent with tiny, shriveled-up balls. And finding out he's lesbian is 2 much 4 even me. Warrior was making sense until he decided to out the Hulkster as a lesbian. Love that guy. I think he's implying he has no pee pee. |
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Post by bob on Mar 7, 2012 20:29:22 GMT -5
www.tmz.com/2012/03/07/hulk-hogan-sex-tape/"A sex tape featuring legendary wrestler Hulk Hogan has surfaced -- and TMZ has learned, it's currently being shopped to a major porn studio. We've seen a portion of the grainy footage -- featuring Hulk getting undressed and a naked, unidentified brunette lying on a bed. The woman is NOT his ex-wife Linda or his current wife Jennifer McDaniel. In the clip, Hulk pulls his shirt off and brags to his companion, "I started to work out again." Hulk then runs his hands through his blonde hair like he always does. The best part ... Hulk's thong-shaped tan line. It's unclear when the tape was shot -- but Vivid honcho Steve Hirsch tells TMZ, he was approached with the tape very recently by a third party. So far, no word on whether Hirsch or anyone else has made an offer to buy the tape. Hulk did not have an immediate comment." JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESUS~!!!!! |
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