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Post by TheVoiceofReason on Mar 29, 2012 15:21:43 GMT -5
Undertaker comes out to the ring with one druid. Now, this is viewed as particularly unusual as multiple druids are typically with him. It should be established that Tirple H has made his way to the ring before Taker.
As the crowd stares on in anticipation, Undertaker reaches to unveil whatever is under his hood. It takes him forty-five seconds, and, when revealed, it turns out to be a massive afro.
Taker asks for a microphone and loudly exclaims "I'M GONNA MAKE THE GAME SWEAT" and subsequently begins to do jumping jacks. The druid takes off his wardrobe and under it is none other than Richard Simmons. It is later explained that Taker sought help from Mr. Simmons after his defeat at Wrestlemania 27.
Who else would mark out?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 29, 2012 15:26:23 GMT -5
Well it's no worse than that time somebody suggested that he should come out and cut a shoot promo on HBK...
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The Punisher
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Post by The Punisher on Mar 29, 2012 15:33:57 GMT -5
Without wishing to be funny - what is it with this Richard Simmons stuff? I don't get it. Taker ain't gonna do this in a million years, neither will anyone else. What is the point?
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Post by TheVoiceofReason on Mar 29, 2012 15:47:12 GMT -5
Without wishing to be funny - what is it with this Richard Simmons stuff? I don't get it. Taker ain't gonna do this in a million years, neither will anyone else. What is the point? You just...don't get it, do you? In due time...
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Turd Ferguson
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Mar 29, 2012 15:49:20 GMT -5
You know, 10 years ago, saying druid would make me picture the hooded figures who usually accompanied the Deadman.
Now, you say druid, and all I can think of is, "KAT IZ 4 FITE"
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Post by "American Dragon" on Mar 29, 2012 15:51:11 GMT -5
Ha ha ha ha roflmao!!!
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