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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Apr 16, 2012 14:36:23 GMT -5
Ah, El Hijo de BRB, I won't lie. That chokeslam was painful. I see why Boiler Room Brawler "adopted" you.
But it wasn't that long ago that I was Hardcore Champion, and I've taken worse. You helped me, just as Seth said. You put me one step closer to the World Heavyweight Championship, and I cannot wait to take that precious belt away from Frank, away from BRB, away from the FAWA, and watching all of you try to cope with that.
I also greatly look forward to dismantling you in the ring one of these days, proving to everybody that not even a monster like you can stand in my way.Oh yes, "The World's Strongest Ant".
Nah, I'm not taking back what I said to him. If you're gonna defend his honour then fine. If he wants to do it himself, then that works too.
But...if neither one of you ants wants to wait, then maybe another person can be brought into the mix and we can have a little tag match. Ryan My good sirrah...if you have any Bug troubles, I'd be more than happy to be of assistANTs
I even have specialize equipment if necessary
*Rose showcases a Giant Magnifying Glass, scaled to fry HUMAN sized "Ants"* You know how to get in touch with me..... I might've accepted, Brian, if I hadn't already made my deal with Seth.
Still, who knows what the future might hold? They like to have trios matches in that 101 Colony, and since we have similar outlooks now we might mesh very well as a team.
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Apr 16, 2012 15:29:51 GMT -5
*Ghost Ant is sitting backstage
wow I've just had one match in this company and I already made 3 enemies. Drakin and Blood are well documented. but now The Sam for some reason has something against me.
I feel loved.
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Bull Ant
AC Slater
The World's Strongest Ant
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Post by Bull Ant on Apr 16, 2012 15:46:29 GMT -5
*Ghost Ant is sitting backstage wow I've just had one match in this company and I already made 3 enemies. Drakin and Blood are well documented. but now The Sam for some reason has something against me.
I feel loved. *Walks up to Ghost from behind, puts his hand on Ghost's shoulder, Ghost jumps around to see an old friend* OH, But don't let the love stop there my commrade, Theres always a new Challenge around every corner just waiting to be Beatin! ;D
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The Punisher
Unicron
"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Apr 16, 2012 16:15:01 GMT -5
"Look at you. All of you. Squabbling over who's going to be the next one to try and take the title from me. You know what you all are?"
"You're pathetic."
"Ever since I took this title away from Jonathan Michaels, I've destroyed everyone in my path. I caved Michaels' head in to win that title. I beat him. I destroyed your hero. I put him in his place and only because Boiler Room Brawler wants to finish his career, does he get another title shot. You know why he picked me, you know why Michaels gets another shot? Because The Boiler Room Brawler wants him gone, and he's picked the only man who can get it done, including his paid for gorilla."
"And then there's Ryan Blood. Yes, poor old Ryan Blood, who thinks just because I beat him to within an inch of his life, he has an excuse to start hitting people from behind and think he's now "crazy".
"Blood, if you want to see real insanity, think back to that night when I was smashing that shutter into your chest, when I was sticking a letter opener in your face, when I was about to splatter you against that loading dock with a semi. I've seen and done things that would make you scream for the rest of your life. If you want this to be about madness, I can slip so far into it I'm not sure I could ever come back."
"And to the rest of you, I say this: I don't like any of you. You all want what I have, but the only reason I have it is because I took it by force - if you want it, you have to take it the same way, and I don't see anyone out there who can do that."
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Apr 16, 2012 16:19:24 GMT -5
*Dupoes backstage when a purple hole opens infront of him and something hops out*
OH S***, HONEY GET THE CROSSBOW
Which one?
THE TEAL ONE WITH THE TENTICLE STOCKS, WE GOTTA DIMENSIONAL SHAMBLER!
OH S*** CODE RED, SHALL I GET NETT?
IF YOU WOULD BE SO KIND...GET BACK HERE YOU INTERDIMENSIONAL PIECE OF S*** NO ONE DESTROYS THIS WORLD BUT THE ELDER GODS!!!!
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Apr 16, 2012 16:36:55 GMT -5
f***in' lost my belt. It's alright. It's okay. I have a free title reign in the bank anyways. I can't f***ing focus. I need to rest up, heal, and figure out who the f*** lost me my belt. God damnit. I f***ing hate that son of a bitch.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Apr 16, 2012 19:52:54 GMT -5
*The camera opens on Sunset Boulevard on this beautiful afternoon. As different people walk past, the camera focuses on a man who merely leans alongside a wall, smiling in amusement.*
People believe what they want to believe. They believe that by coming here to Hollywood, all their dreams will magically come true. They believe it with all their heart, they struggle for so long before getting their "big break".... and within a few weeks, it's gone. They're back to waiting tables and running from one audition to another.
But don't blame the city, my friends. This city promises nothing but an opportunity, and damn if it doesn't give one each and every day. It's the people that inhabit this place, the lies and deceit that they spread that gives this town a bad name. Because while this is the place where the streets are paved with gold, it's also called the place where dreams die. A bit presumptuous, but that's life.
I can promise you this FAWA, I won't lie. I won't deceive. All I need to do is let my actions do the talking, and soon you too will believe.
Whether you like it or not.
*The man smirks*
Until next time, this is "Hollywood's Own"....
*The man pushes himself off the wall before joining the multitude of people walking by.*
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Apr 16, 2012 20:55:09 GMT -5
*Ghost Ant is sitting backstage wow I've just had one match in this company and I already made 3 enemies. Drakin and Blood are well documented. but now The Sam for some reason has something against me.
I feel loved. *Walks up to Ghost from behind, puts his hand on Ghost's shoulder, Ghost jumps around to see an old friend* OH, But don't let the love stop there my commrade, Theres always a new Challenge around every corner just waiting to be Beatin! ;D * stands up Spoiler alert Blood and Drakin
{Spoiler}you shall die
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Post by General Adam on Apr 16, 2012 21:41:16 GMT -5
So me and Conner huh? Don't get to attached to that belt Conner. Because the Greatest Hardcore Champion of All Time*. *Registered Trademark of the FAWA and Monkey Inc.*
Is going to take it from you.
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King Koopa
Trombone Shorty > Your Favorite Musician
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Post by Jazzman on Apr 16, 2012 21:56:54 GMT -5
*Footage is shown of Ryan Blood hitting El Hijo De Boiler Room Brawler with a steel chair and Ryan's promo afterwards. Then we cut to a darkened area, Seth can be seen smiling* I bet none of you ever saw that coming. Seth Drakin and Ryan Blood. Enemies who had to be locked into a steel cage. And yet now, we are on the same side. I told you that I had a suprise for you "Son of BRB". Did you like it???
Well, apperentally not because you lost your cool and attacked Ryan while he was in the middle of a match. You know the difference between those two attacks? One was done on a fresh man who was just standing in the ring with a thumb up his ass while the other had another matter to deal with. Attacking a man who is in a match makes you weak, Hijo. It makes you a coward, but not just any coward.......a stupid coward because while you were thinking of just beating up on Ryan, you failed to even comprehend that your actions caused Ryan a win and now Ryan is one step closer to becoming the new FAWA World Heavyweight Champion.
And when that belt falls into our hands, it will become a fatal knife wound to your company. One that of course wont be quick and will be agonizing as we twist that blade, listening to every piece of your guts that blade touches rip. So Hijo thank you. Thank you for giving us more of an opening to deliver that stab. *The comments by El Hombre De Jazz are shown* Well, I guess Hombre that we are at a standoff. It seems that you want a piece of me and are willing to risk life and limb to have an encounter with yours truly. That takes guts. Guts that many people don't have. I see that your old friend Bergman has taught you well so because because of your guts and because I still have some small respect for Bergman, I will grant you an audience with me. You will have your unsanctioned match with me.
However, I have a bit of advice for you. Once that bell rings to end the match, I recommend you leave the ring and either take your beating or victory with you. Because win or lose, that final bell won't be the end and I just might do something painful. Maybe I will break all codes and remove that mask of yours. *We seen the logo for "The 101 Colony" and the avatars of both Ghost Ant and Bull Ant.* Speaking of masks........
It seems that even before the revelation of Ryan and myself being on the same side, we already started a war with another company thanks to Ryan. That is the kind of tenacity a group that will destroy FAWA needs. To basically go up to a random person and just kick them in the balls for no reason. Ryan, I will be proud to help you invade this place of "insects".
Bull Ant........the world's strongest ant. Well I guess with you being the strongest ant, I should bring a picnic table and see if you can lift that. Or should I ask you if your other nickname was "Carnal Insect". Should I ask you if you were trying to have sex with an ant queen and that queen turned out to be a drone.
Ghost Ant............what is that? Is it an undead ant and I have to shoot you in the head so that you will stay down? Or.....are you a spirit and I have find vessel to seal your spirit into? Honestly, I can't wait to find out which one is true. *Seth laughs a bit and continues.* Ryan and myself...............former heroes......turned evil. It is a reality of life. Heroes fall, but evil is eternal. We are..............THE FALLEN!!!!! Dios mío, la suerte está echada. Así está escrito, por lo que se hará. Drakin, usted y yo estamos destinados a bailar la danza de la muerte*EHdJ walks out of his locker room*
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Apr 16, 2012 23:39:22 GMT -5
I would be careful about dancing the dance of death with me because I am a pro at that kind of dance.
Yeah, suprised I know what you're saying?
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Apr 16, 2012 23:51:17 GMT -5
"And then there's Ryan Blood. Yes, poor old Ryan Blood, who thinks just because I beat him to within an inch of his life, he has an excuse to start hitting people from behind and think he's now "crazy".
"Blood, if you want to see real insanity, think back to that night when I was smashing that shutter into your chest, when I was sticking a letter opener in your face, when I was about to splatter you against that loading dock with a semi. I've seen and done things that would make you scream for the rest of your life. If you want this to be about madness, I can slip so far into it I'm not sure I could ever come back." I'm not crazy, Frankie. On the contrary, I'm seeing the world clearly for the first time in my life!
I don't need an excuse to hit people from behind; I've been playing dirty like that since before you got here. I was fighting dirty like that before I got here, in fact.
And speaking of fighting dirty, since you bring up our Last Man Standing match, allow me to englighten our recent arrivals and inform them that it wasn't quite as one-sided an affair as you'd have them think. Yes, you did all of those things to me, but who was it that seared the skin off your back by pressing you against a steam pipe in the Boiler Room? Me. Who was it that set your face on fire and had you screaming in agony? Me. And that part about you stabbing me in the face with a letter opener? You got me in the shoulder, buddy; it was me who stuck a letter opener into your cheek, and it felt damn good!*Ryan laughs cruelly* Before my revelation, before I realized that everybody in this world was a monster, I would have hated to admit that you and I have anything in common. But since accepting the truth, I can accept that we have some similarities.
One of those similarities is that neither of us is too scared of pain. Oh, we don't like it, but we're not intimidated by it.
So you should know better than to try to scare me by reciting what you did in our title match, Frankie my boy. Because I don't care, and I'd loooove to do it all over again! Except this time, I'd win!
Speaking of not being scared of pain...*Walks up to Ghost from behind, puts his hand on Ghost's shoulder, Ghost jumps around to see an old friend* OH, But don't let the love stop there my commrade, Theres always a new Challenge around every corner just waiting to be Beatin! ;D * stands up Spoiler alert Blood and Drakin
{Spoiler}you shall die Aww, and here I thought that we were gonna live forever, that we could watch the end of the universe from the best table in Milliway's without having to travel forward in time!*Ryan snorts in derision, as opposed to snorting like Bull Ant* I'll tell you what, ants. I know that BRB isn't happy with me right now, and that he'd like to see me suffer worse than just a chokeslam. I'm sure that he's spent some time thinking "What can I do to that asshole Ryan Blood to punish him for bashing my skull in with a chair?"
Well, I'll volunteer to take a particular brand of medicine, Mr. Majority Shareholder!
Since you're too chickenshit to allow Seth Drakin back into this company, even though what he's done isn't any worse than the stuff your precious World Heavyweight Champion has pulled, I don't have a tag team partner to take on Ghost Ant and Bull Ant.
So how about I volunteer myself for a handicap match against these two? You'd get to see more of what Ghost Ant's capable of between the ropes, it'd serve as a tryout for Bull Ant, and you could take some satisfaction in watching me in a two on one situation.
But ants, just so you know what you're getting into, I want you to go to this company's website and look at the list of former champions. Look for my name; it's on there a lot more than once, so it shouldn't take too long to find.
And then introduce yourself around backstage and ask some of my former opponents what it's like to step into the ring with the Blood Knight.
And finally, ask yourselves...are you sure that you're not biting off more than you can chew, even if you work together?*He chuckles and turns off the camera*
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Post by Todd's crazy , Man. on Apr 17, 2012 0:01:26 GMT -5
and DECEIT that they spread that gives this town a bad name. Because while this is the place where the streets are paved with gold, it's also called the place where dreams die. A bit presumptuous, but that's life.
I can promise you this FAWA, I won't lie. I won't deceive. All I need to do is let my actions do the talking, and soon you too will believe.
Whether you like it or not. Note To Self: Sue Nobody for gimmick infringement.
So me and Conner huh? Don't get to attached to that belt Conner. Because the Greatest Hardcore Champion of All Time*.*Registered Trademark of the FAWA and Monkey Inc.* Is going to take it from you. Greatest hardcore champion of all time , huh? Do you have any proof of this claim? Were you elected for this position or are you some sort of evil fascist that forces people to refer yourself as great? Huh!? Are you going to have me taken off to some sort of secret monkey prison just because I've pointed out the fact that you are liar! You are a liar , by the way.
How can someone call themselves the greatest hardcore champion of all time when they haven't even been in a Double Cage Fire SharkTopus Optimus Prime Death I quit Match on a moving flatbed? Huh?! They can't! Unless they're a compulsive liar like you.
Have you even seen my Barbwire Bear Ladder Match against legendary Luchador El Lago Poopo in Mexico in the Early 90s!? Heh , Everyone knows for a fact , that that match started the whole extreme style of wrestling that exploded in popularity in the 90s. Hell , I'd love to show you just how hardcore I can get but I've become much much more talented then my garbage wrestling days.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Apr 17, 2012 0:04:01 GMT -5
*Walks up to Ghost from behind, puts his hand on Ghost's shoulder, Ghost jumps around to see an old friend* OH, But don't let the love stop there my commrade, Theres always a new Challenge around every corner just waiting to be Beatin! ;D * stands up Spoiler alert Blood and Drakin
{Spoiler}you shall die *Looks at a sword* And here I thought I was a Highlander. *Raises his sword* THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!!!
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Apr 17, 2012 0:09:00 GMT -5
* stands up Spoiler alert Blood and Drakin
{Spoiler}you shall die *Looks at a sword* And here I thought I was a Highlander. *Raises his sword* THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!!! You know, your former little buddy Richlen also carries one of those around. If you got into a sword fight with him, who knows? It might result in some awesome pyro.*Grins*
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Post by General Adam on Apr 17, 2012 9:50:11 GMT -5
and DECEIT that they spread that gives this town a bad name. Because while this is the place where the streets are paved with gold, it's also called the place where dreams die. A bit presumptuous, but that's life.
I can promise you this FAWA, I won't lie. I won't deceive. All I need to do is let my actions do the talking, and soon you too will believe.
Whether you like it or not. Note To Self: Sue Nobody for gimmick infringement.
So me and Conner huh? Don't get to attached to that belt Conner. Because the Greatest Hardcore Champion of All Time*.*Registered Trademark of the FAWA and Monkey Inc.* Is going to take it from you. Greatest hardcore champion of all time , huh? Do you have any proof of this claim? Were you elected for this position or are you some sort of evil fascist that forces people to refer yourself as great? Huh!? Are you going to have me taken off to some sort of secret monkey prison just because I've pointed out the fact that you are liar! You are a liar , by the way.
How can someone call themselves the greatest hardcore champion of all time when they haven't even been in a Double Cage Fire SharkTopus Optimus Prime Death I quit Match on a moving flatbed? Huh?! They can't! Unless they're a compulsive liar like you.
Have you even seen my Barbwire Bear Ladder Match against legendary Luchador El Lago Poopo in Mexico in the Early 90s!? Heh , Everyone knows for a fact , that that match started the whole extreme style of wrestling that exploded in popularity in the 90s. Hell , I'd love to show you just how hardcore I can get but I've become much much more talented then my garbage wrestling days. I held the hardcore title twice and my second rub with it was the longest all of all of the other people that held it. I also created the monkey boot camp match and the five minute hardcore challenge. I've been around here longer than you. Way longer than you.*Lights his cigar* I think you need to learn a lesson about respect.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Apr 17, 2012 11:57:59 GMT -5
*Looks at a sword* And here I thought I was a Highlander. *Raises his sword* THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!!! You know, your former little buddy Richlen also carries one of those around. If you got into a sword fight with him, who knows? It might result in some awesome pyro.*Grins* Knowing the whipped man Gus has become, he would rather just find The Source.
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Square
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Official Ambassador
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Post by Square on Apr 17, 2012 13:30:05 GMT -5
Do I have your attention yet Whitey?
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Bull Ant
AC Slater
The World's Strongest Ant
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Post by Bull Ant on Apr 17, 2012 18:43:27 GMT -5
[quote author=mrsockosbrother board=forumgames thread=421069 post=8393204 time=1334638277Aww, and here I thought that we were gonna live forever, that we could watch the end of the universe from the best table in Milliway's without having to travel forward in time![/color]
*Ryan snorts in derision, as opposed to snorting like Bull Ant*
I'll tell you what, ants. I know that BRB isn't happy with me right now, and that he'd like to see me suffer worse than just a chokeslam. I'm sure that he's spent some time thinking "What can I do to that asshole Ryan Blood to punish him for bashing my skull in with a chair?"
Well, I'll volunteer to take a particular brand of medicine, Mr. Majority Shareholder!
Since you're too chickens*** to allow Seth Drakin back into this company, even though what he's done isn't any worse than the stuff your precious World Heavyweight Champion has pulled, I don't have a tag team partner to take on Ghost Ant and Bull Ant.
So how about I volunteer myself for a handicap match against these two? You'd get to see more of what Ghost Ant's capable of between the ropes, it'd serve as a tryout for Bull Ant, and you could take some satisfaction in watching me in a two on one situation.
But ants, just so you know what you're getting into, I want you to go to this company's website and look at the list of former champions. Look for my name; it's on there a lot more than once, so it shouldn't take too long to find.
And then introduce yourself around backstage and ask some of my former opponents what it's like to step into the ring with the Blood Knight.
And finally, ask yourselves...are you sure that you're not biting off more than you can chew, even if you work together?
*He chuckles and turns off the camera*[/quote] *Snorts*
Bring it! I'm still going to take you Down.
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Post by Todd's crazy , Man. on Apr 17, 2012 19:01:00 GMT -5
Note To Self: Sue Nobody for gimmick infringement. Greatest hardcore champion of all time , huh? Do you have any proof of this claim? Were you elected for this position or are you some sort of evil fascist that forces people to refer yourself as great? Huh!? Are you going to have me taken off to some sort of secret monkey prison just because I've pointed out the fact that you are liar! You are a liar , by the way.
How can someone call themselves the greatest hardcore champion of all time when they haven't even been in a Double Cage Fire SharkTopus Optimus Prime Death I quit Match on a moving flatbed? Huh?! They can't! Unless they're a compulsive liar like you.
Have you even seen my Barbwire Bear Ladder Match against legendary Luchador El Lago Poopo in Mexico in the Early 90s!? Heh , Everyone knows for a fact , that that match started the whole extreme style of wrestling that exploded in popularity in the 90s. Hell , I'd love to show you just how hardcore I can get but I've become much much more talented then my garbage wrestling days. I held the hardcore title twice and my second rub with it was the longest all of all of the other people that held it. I also created the monkey boot camp match and the five minute hardcore challenge. I've been around here longer than you. Way longer than you.*Lights his cigar* I think you need to learn a lesson about respect. Well for one , You were only champion while I wasn't here and secondly , while I would love to wrestle you. I have prior arrangement's in Hollywood. You know , After all I am the man who brought Legitimacy to wrestlers acting with my Emmy Award Nominated guest role on How I Met Your Underwater Sea Porpoise. Plus , I'm far to talented and attractive *Wink Wink* To stoop so low as to wrestle in a hardcore match. Aren't those just for fat drunks down in Virginia and Philadelphia?
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