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Post by TheVoiceofReason on May 1, 2012 12:12:04 GMT -5
Less than one month ago, I made this thread: officialfan.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=WWE&thread=419687&page=1Two days after, reports were circulating around the internet claiming that you were going to return. Much to everyone's surprise, those reports were legitimate. And I cannot help but wonder what could have POSSIBLY prompted you to resign. Was it that you felt satisfied with what you accomplished in Japan? Perhaps you were "homesick?" OR... Were you influenced by my idea to the point where it sounded so absolutely genius that you had to follow through? DING DING, WE HAVE A WINNER!Now then, how could you have possibly come across this? Well, the explanation is actually quite simple: YOU'RE A WRESTLECRAPPER, MR. BLOOM! That's right! Residents of the wrestlecrap ("Freakin' Awesome Network") boards, TheVoiceofReason has concluded that Lord Tensai is a user here through the utilization of deductive reasoning. Have I ever lied to any of you? Have I ever let any of you down? Didn't think so. Care to say hello, Mr. Bloom? |
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Post by mrbananagrabber on May 1, 2012 14:36:54 GMT -5
And if you ARE reading this, you look like a giant fat baby in those ridiculous little red pants you wear and the fans crap all over your boring matches.
Have a nice day.
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Post by Funkasaurus on May 1, 2012 15:37:46 GMT -5
I'm amazed by those reports from months ago (even before he signed) saying that Giant Bernard would be brought as a henchman for Laurinaitis. The dirt sheets nailed it for once.
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Post by Banjo Is Broken on May 1, 2012 15:50:05 GMT -5
I want a little Asian guy that walks ahead of me and throws salt up in the air whenever I enter room.  |
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Post by TheVoiceofReason on May 1, 2012 16:17:50 GMT -5
So, Mr. Bloom...
When are you going to squash Sin Cara and throw him out of the WWE for good?
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Post by mysterydriver on May 1, 2012 17:26:35 GMT -5
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Did your thread ruin the Lord Tensai gimmick?
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2012 22:09:21 GMT -5
And if you ARE reading this, you look like a giant fat baby in those ridiculous little red pants you wear and the fans crap all over your boring matches. Have a nice day. That's just....not true. Just because YOU don't enjoy Tensai matches and crap all over them (all 3 of them) doesn't mean "the fans" do. That's a bit of a hasty generalization, I enjoy Lord Tensai. |
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on May 1, 2012 22:13:34 GMT -5
I'm visualizing Yoshi saying, "Lord Tensai, we coming fo' you n***a" in Engrish.
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Post by An Old Villain on May 1, 2012 22:14:29 GMT -5
TheVoiceofReason IS Matt Bloom...
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Post by zeez on May 1, 2012 22:16:00 GMT -5
Can you autograph some of your hair for me?
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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 1, 2012 22:45:30 GMT -5
And if you ARE reading this, you look like a giant fat baby in those ridiculous little red pants you wear and the fans crap all over your boring matches. Have a nice day. That's just....not true. Just because YOU don't enjoy Tensai matches and crap all over them (all 3 of them) doesn't mean "the fans" do. That's a bit of a hasty generalization, I enjoy Lord Tensai. They have been pretty quiet for the guy. Not exactly what you'd expect when he recently pinned a guy like John Cena. |
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Post by Djm Doesn't Find You Funny on May 1, 2012 22:51:33 GMT -5
And if you ARE reading this, you look like a giant fat baby in those ridiculous little red pants you wear and the fans crap all over your boring matches. Have a nice day. Mr. Albert Bloom Bah-nad-oh Tensai-san. I apologize. We're not all like this. |
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on May 2, 2012 6:08:58 GMT -5
I'm amazed by those reports from months ago (even before he signed) saying that Giant Bernard would be brought as a henchman for Laurinaitis. The dirt sheets nailed it for once. Yeah, good luck getting people to remember that the dirtsheets were pretty much bang on twice in a row(Lesnar coming back, and this) next time they break big news, people will still be calling "NEWZ!" |
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Post by Chainsaw on May 2, 2012 10:51:06 GMT -5
And if you ARE reading this, you look like a giant fat baby in those ridiculous little red pants you wear and the fans crap all over your boring matches. Have a nice day. Why you little piece of... ... ...I mean...boy, would he be upset if he saw that post...if he were a member here...which I'm certain he is not! ... *grabs coat and giant hat* |
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