hassanchop
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Post by hassanchop on May 11, 2012 11:09:11 GMT -5
I want him to continue posting videos of the mundane things he does on a daily basis while trying to mask his incredible sadness. How about Big Zeke in his own version of Paranormal Activity, only it turns into Al Capone's vault in the end.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on May 11, 2012 11:52:07 GMT -5
I want him to continue posting videos of the mundane things he does on a daily basis while trying to mask his incredible sadness. How about Big Zeke in his own version of Paranormal Activity, only it turns into Al Capone's vault in the end. Better yet, it turns out to be Geraldo Rivera with a sound effects machine, just trying to mess with him. "Geraldo! I should have known it was you! Why would you do this?" "Well, Zeke, this here's what we call intimidation. It's a combination of fear and humiliation."
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Post by Bruce Leroy on May 11, 2012 12:03:32 GMT -5
I want him to continue posting videos of the mundane things he does on a daily basis while trying to mask his incredible sadness. Zeke: "Okay.....going to the Redbox. Really don't wanna do it, but it's gotta be done." *gets into car*Zeke: "Not sure what movie I wanna get. Really not in a movie-watching mood. But it's better than sitting all alone with nothing to do for two hours." *gets to a Redbox*Zeke: *long sigh* "I see they got "Hot Tub Time Machine". I really don't feel like laughing. They have "The Vow". I'm not a big Rachel McAdams fan." *camera focused 20 seconds on "Haywire"*Zeke: "I guess I'll have to just watch this again. Didn't really care for it, but ya gotta do what you gotta do." How did this get no-sold?! I'm in stitches
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Post by Deleted on May 11, 2012 12:07:56 GMT -5
This is not something that should have many views.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on May 11, 2012 12:08:28 GMT -5
He should team up with the Depression Cooking lady
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Post by frogsplash45 on May 11, 2012 12:41:02 GMT -5
Zeke: "Okay.....going to the Redbox. Really don't wanna do it, but it's gotta be done." *gets into car*Zeke: "Not sure what movie I wanna get. Really not in a movie-watching mood. But it's better than sitting all alone with nothing to do for two hours." *gets to a Redbox*Zeke: *long sigh* "I see they got "Hot Tub Time Machine". I really don't feel like laughing. They have "The Vow". I'm not a big Rachel McAdams fan." *camera focused 20 seconds on "Haywire"*Zeke: "I guess I'll have to just watch this again. Didn't really care for it, but ya gotta do what you gotta do." How did this get no-sold?! I'm in stitches So am I! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by salsashark on May 11, 2012 12:43:18 GMT -5
I want him to continue posting videos of the mundane things he does on a daily basis while trying to mask his incredible sadness. Zeke: "Okay.....going to the Redbox. Really don't wanna do it, but it's gotta be done." *gets into car*Zeke: "Not sure what movie I wanna get. Really not in a movie-watching mood. But it's better than sitting all alone with nothing to do for two hours." *gets to a Redbox*Zeke: *long sigh* "I see they got "Hot Tub Time Machine". I really don't feel like laughing. They have "The Vow". I'm not a big Rachel McAdams fan." *camera focused 20 seconds on "Haywire"*Zeke: "I guess I'll have to just watch this again. Didn't really care for it, but ya gotta do what you gotta do."
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Post by YeahYeahYeahYeahYeah on May 11, 2012 12:58:07 GMT -5
I want him to continue posting videos of the mundane things he does on a daily basis while trying to mask his incredible sadness. Zeke: "Okay.....going to the Redbox. Really don't wanna do it, but it's gotta be done." *gets into car*Zeke: "Not sure what movie I wanna get. Really not in a movie-watching mood. But it's better than sitting all alone with nothing to do for two hours." *gets to a Redbox*Zeke: *long sigh* "I see they got "Hot Tub Time Machine". I really don't feel like laughing. They have "The Vow". I'm not a big Rachel McAdams fan." *camera focused 20 seconds on "Haywire"*Zeke: "I guess I'll have to just watch this again. Didn't really care for it, but ya gotta do what you gotta do." You have no idea how much I am laughing right now!
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Post by Citizen Grimm on May 11, 2012 18:52:05 GMT -5
Zeke....just get yourself a tag team partner man. Anyone will do, even Health Slater.
Just sounding so sad, okay?
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Post by unoriginalalex on May 11, 2012 22:52:49 GMT -5
I want him to continue posting videos of the mundane things he does on a daily basis while trying to mask his incredible sadness. Zeke: "Okay.....going to the Redbox. Really don't wanna do it, but it's gotta be done." *gets into car*Zeke: "Not sure what movie I wanna get. Really not in a movie-watching mood. But it's better than sitting all alone with nothing to do for two hours." *gets to a Redbox*Zeke: *long sigh* "I see they got "Hot Tub Time Machine". I really don't feel like laughing. They have "The Vow". I'm not a big Rachel McAdams fan." *camera focused 20 seconds on "Haywire"*Zeke: "I guess I'll have to just watch this again. Didn't really care for it, but ya gotta do what you gotta do." Oh gosh, I busted my head open the other night, and I actually laughed so hard at this that wound re-opened and started bleeding again. I want to be mad at you for it, but that was so funny, I just can't.
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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on May 11, 2012 22:54:25 GMT -5
I want him to continue posting videos of the mundane things he does on a daily basis while trying to mask his incredible sadness. Zeke: "Okay.....going to the Redbox. Really don't wanna do it, but it's gotta be done." *gets into car*Zeke: "Not sure what movie I wanna get. Really not in a movie-watching mood. But it's better than sitting all alone with nothing to do for two hours." *gets to a Redbox*Zeke: *long sigh* "I see they got "Hot Tub Time Machine". I really don't feel like laughing. They have "The Vow". I'm not a big Rachel McAdams fan." *camera focused 20 seconds on "Haywire"*Zeke: "I guess I'll have to just watch this again. Didn't really care for it, but ya gotta do what you gotta do." Oh god I want this to be his gimmick now.
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Post by Deleted on May 11, 2012 23:13:42 GMT -5
This really could become a successful gimmick for him.
Since Mark Henry went is the strong powerful serious black man maybe Zeke should become more of a humor character who's in-ring skills show the passion that he doesn't have outside of the ring. It would work well.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on May 11, 2012 23:18:15 GMT -5
This here's what we call marination, it's a key part of food preparation. If I may attempt a revision: "This here's what we call marination, it's a key foundation of food preparation. Whether western food or asian, deep fried or brazing, everything I god damn cook I marinate in"
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Post by percymania on May 12, 2012 8:18:12 GMT -5
Video needs a John Morrison run-in to steal his lunch.
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hassanchop
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Post by hassanchop on May 12, 2012 9:20:12 GMT -5
How about this becomes his gimmick, Chef Zeke!
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Post by Deleted on May 12, 2012 14:06:37 GMT -5
I can't stop laughing. Poor bastard. The way he says, "So today I've combined 3 different version Mrs. Dash salt-free seasoning.........(SIGH)...for my chicken breast" just sounds so defeated and depressed.
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Post by Deleted on May 12, 2012 16:20:18 GMT -5
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Post by BigWill on May 12, 2012 16:23:57 GMT -5
I feel myself getting depressed just watching this.
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Post by Brickstone Kid on May 12, 2012 16:28:03 GMT -5
Lmao, does he ever show himself actually cooking the food? Part one is just like "Ok, here's the ingredients, tune into Part two for the finished product." For Gods sake, Zeke, get a legit camera crew and market this thing. Also, that pot his momma gave him should become his foreign object of choice.
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Post by Deleted on May 12, 2012 16:32:26 GMT -5
Watch his booty thrust for 30 seconds
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