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Post by frogsplash45 on Jun 18, 2012 17:07:11 GMT -5
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Yami Daimao
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Post by Yami Daimao on Jun 18, 2012 17:40:32 GMT -5
"I make this practically every week, just to have a meal for when I'm.....hungry."
Oh, Zeke. You poor sad bastard.
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Tiger Maskooo
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Post by Tiger Maskooo on Jun 18, 2012 17:57:27 GMT -5
What depressing as f*** show is next? Arts and Crafts with Alex Riley? Actually... *yelling to someone off camera with an angry face* LICK MY BALLS JOSH MATTHEWS...Oh hey brosephines. Welcome to arts and crafts with your host with the most Alex Riley. And today kids we're going to play around with construction paper.Look at that construction paper. Isn't it colorful? Wow there's a blue! Kinda like smackdown. And I think theres a red right there. Kinda like the color of my own blood when I take these scissors right here and just make all sorts of nifty crafts with them! Also kinda like raw. Guess which one of those three I've seen more recently? No folks. Don't guess my kids. You know my whore of an ex wife wont let me near them because she decided to marry the cute cabana boy. The answer is my own blood.
How about how the paper is covering the paper too! Like how my wide smile masks the hole in my soul!
Enough of that though! We're going to make a dog out of construction paper!You gotta take the scissors and put them in your hands. Make sure to make a good cut. Don't worry. It's hard. I know better than anyone. I've frequently attempted to use these things to bring me out of this eternal torment but despite how deep I go I never am able to free my jaws from this sorry excuse of an abyss that those more fortunate than me can call a life because they've never had to face the reality of not being good enough to kill themselves.
You know though kids,we're going to make a really good dog. Trivia fact:They say that dogs are mans best friend. I wouldn't know about that though cause I dont have any friends! Hey maybe with this I can finally have a true friend. Someone who doesn't judge me.
And about judgement. Dont worry if your dog comes out a little different than mine. All that matters is if you are proud of it! Some people don't appreciate your gifts. Like there's this girl. Her name rhymes with Raitlyn and she didnt like it when I carved her name in my own chest and smeared little hearts all over her locker room with the use of my blood and urine. But I tried. And trying is important I guess. It doesn't matter in the end though none of you will be able to realise your dreams anyway. And there we go That's a great dog kids. I'm going to go get ready for my monthly cameo on nxt and maybe practice my jumping off a building technique. Tootles. And remember. This world is a cold dark place and nothing matters. GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2012 19:26:08 GMT -5
So I went browsing through his video library and their is more goodness! Here is his obsession! He seems lonely and misses his wife Sad or bored in Mexico: Excited for his dream coming true: AND PARTYING HARD IN VEGAS!
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Krimzon
Crow T. Robot
This guy is the man!
R.I.P. Deadpool
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Post by Krimzon on Jun 18, 2012 19:27:59 GMT -5
I honestly wish Zeke's YouTube channel would take off on the Internet and become a popular meme: The Mundane Life of Ezekiel Jackson.
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Waffel113
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 18, 2012 19:38:49 GMT -5
What depressing as f*** show is next? Arts and Crafts with Alex Riley? Actually... *yelling to someone off camera with an angry face* LICK MY BALLS JOSH MATTHEWS...Oh hey brosephines. Welcome to arts and crafts with your host with the most Alex Riley. And today kids we're going to play around with construction paper.Look at that construction paper. Isn't it colorful? Wow there's a blue! Kinda like smackdown. And I think theres a red right there. Kinda like the color of my own blood when I take these scissors right here and just make all sorts of nifty crafts with them! Also kinda like raw. Guess which one of those three I've seen more recently? No folks. Don't guess my kids. You know my whore of an ex wife wont let me near them because she decided to marry the cute cabana boy. The answer is my own blood.
How about how the paper is covering the paper too! Like how my wide smile masks the hole in my soul!
Enough of that though! We're going to make a dog out of construction paper!You gotta take the scissors and put them in your hands. Make sure to make a good cut. Don't worry. It's hard. I know better than anyone. I've frequently attempted to use these things to bring me out of this eternal torment but despite how deep I go I never am able to free my jaws from this sorry excuse of an abyss that those more fortunate than me can call a life because they've never had to face the reality of not being good enough to kill themselves.
You know though kids,we're going to make a really good dog. Trivia fact:They say that dogs are mans best friend. I wouldn't know about that though cause I dont have any friends! Hey maybe with this I can finally have a true friend. Someone who doesn't judge me.
And about judgement. Dont worry if your dog comes out a little different than mine. All that matters is if you are proud of it! Some people don't appreciate your gifts. Like there's this girl. Her name rhymes with Raitlyn and she didnt like it when I carved her name in my own chest and smeared little hearts all over her locker room with the use of my blood and urine. But I tried. And trying is important I guess. It doesn't matter in the end though none of you will be able to realise your dreams anyway. And there we go That's a great dog kids. I'm going to go get ready for my monthly cameo on nxt and maybe practice my jumping off a building technique. Tootles. And remember. This world is a cold dark place and nothing matters. GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!Here, take my internet. I don't need it anymore.
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Post by Gopher Mod on Jun 18, 2012 23:22:14 GMT -5
Hey guys. I'm just wanting to let you know that pointless bumping is frowned upon here. If you have a valid reason to necro-bump a thread, go right ahead; 'bump' does not cut it.
I admit, most of you made this pointless necro-bump better, so I'll leave your posts be. Just be wary next time, okay?
~PKS[/i]
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lionheart21
Patti Mayonnaise
Once did a thing...
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Post by lionheart21 on Jun 18, 2012 23:23:41 GMT -5
What depressing as f*** show is next? Arts and Crafts with Alex Riley? Actually... *yelling to someone off camera with an angry face* LICK MY BALLS JOSH MATTHEWS...Oh hey brosephines. Welcome to arts and crafts with your host with the most Alex Riley. And today kids we're going to play around with construction paper.Look at that construction paper. Isn't it colorful? Wow there's a blue! Kinda like smackdown. And I think theres a red right there. Kinda like the color of my own blood when I take these scissors right here and just make all sorts of nifty crafts with them! Also kinda like raw. Guess which one of those three I've seen more recently? No folks. Don't guess my kids. You know my whore of an ex wife wont let me near them because she decided to marry the cute cabana boy. The answer is my own blood.
How about how the paper is covering the paper too! Like how my wide smile masks the hole in my soul!
Enough of that though! We're going to make a dog out of construction paper!You gotta take the scissors and put them in your hands. Make sure to make a good cut. Don't worry. It's hard. I know better than anyone. I've frequently attempted to use these things to bring me out of this eternal torment but despite how deep I go I never am able to free my jaws from this sorry excuse of an abyss that those more fortunate than me can call a life because they've never had to face the reality of not being good enough to kill themselves.
You know though kids,we're going to make a really good dog. Trivia fact:They say that dogs are mans best friend. I wouldn't know about that though cause I dont have any friends! Hey maybe with this I can finally have a true friend. Someone who doesn't judge me.
And about judgement. Dont worry if your dog comes out a little different than mine. All that matters is if you are proud of it! Some people don't appreciate your gifts. Like there's this girl. Her name rhymes with Raitlyn and she didnt like it when I carved her name in my own chest and smeared little hearts all over her locker room with the use of my blood and urine. But I tried. And trying is important I guess. It doesn't matter in the end though none of you will be able to realise your dreams anyway. And there we go That's a great dog kids. I'm going to go get ready for my monthly cameo on nxt and maybe practice my jumping off a building technique. Tootles. And remember. This world is a cold dark place and nothing matters. GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!So. Much. Win.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 19, 2012 18:21:11 GMT -5
What depressing as f*** show is next? Arts and Crafts with Alex Riley? Actually... *yelling to someone off camera with an angry face* LICK MY BALLS JOSH MATTHEWS...Oh hey brosephines. Welcome to arts and crafts with your host with the most Alex Riley. And today kids we're going to play around with construction paper.Look at that construction paper. Isn't it colorful? Wow there's a blue! Kinda like smackdown. And I think theres a red right there. Kinda like the color of my own blood when I take these scissors right here and just make all sorts of nifty crafts with them! Also kinda like raw. Guess which one of those three I've seen more recently? No folks. Don't guess my kids. You know my whore of an ex wife wont let me near them because she decided to marry the cute cabana boy. The answer is my own blood.
How about how the paper is covering the paper too! Like how my wide smile masks the hole in my soul!
Enough of that though! We're going to make a dog out of construction paper!You gotta take the scissors and put them in your hands. Make sure to make a good cut. Don't worry. It's hard. I know better than anyone. I've frequently attempted to use these things to bring me out of this eternal torment but despite how deep I go I never am able to free my jaws from this sorry excuse of an abyss that those more fortunate than me can call a life because they've never had to face the reality of not being good enough to kill themselves.
You know though kids,we're going to make a really good dog. Trivia fact:They say that dogs are mans best friend. I wouldn't know about that though cause I dont have any friends! Hey maybe with this I can finally have a true friend. Someone who doesn't judge me.
And about judgement. Dont worry if your dog comes out a little different than mine. All that matters is if you are proud of it! Some people don't appreciate your gifts. Like there's this girl. Her name rhymes with Raitlyn and she didnt like it when I carved her name in my own chest and smeared little hearts all over her locker room with the use of my blood and urine. But I tried. And trying is important I guess. It doesn't matter in the end though none of you will be able to realise your dreams anyway. And there we go That's a great dog kids. I'm going to go get ready for my monthly cameo on nxt and maybe practice my jumping off a building technique. Tootles. And remember. This world is a cold dark place and nothing matters. GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!HOW DID I MISS THIS?! I LOVE YOU
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Allie Kitsune
Crow T. Robot
Always Feelin' Foxy.
HaHa U FaLL 4 LaVa TriK
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Jun 19, 2012 18:39:30 GMT -5
For some reason, I imagine that Wade Barrett probably has a pretty depressing life.
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Tiger Maskooo
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I cant hear you over the sound of how much im tiger masking
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Post by Tiger Maskooo on Jun 19, 2012 20:48:42 GMT -5
For some reason, I imagine that Wade Barrett probably has a pretty depressing life. He was pretty depressed on the debut episode of late night with kofi kingston. Mostly insane though. Spoilered because of length and tons of pictures. It's not as good as the Riley post. {Spoiler}(vo): Hey everyone welcome to late night with kofi kingston. I'm your announcer Curt Hawkins and this is the only time i'll see a microphone for the next few years. Join us as we welcome our guest Wade Barrett but first HEEEEEEEREEEEEEEES KOOOOOOOOFIIIII Welcome to late night with Kofi Kingston. Yes,I know i'm in my trunks. It feels more free that way...
I'm your host...well you know me by know. Actually you might not because superstars isnt televised. So i'll introduce myself. Hey kids. I'm Kofi Kingston and i'm... ACCOUNTABLE!Oh! That's my bandleader. His names dean. He might seem a little strange but the only thing he's going to be accountable for tonight is tickling your funny bone....I ROAM THE LANDSCAPE LIKE A TYRANASARUS REX...I'LL BITE THE HEADS OFF ANYBODY I SEE....I'LL SET YOU ON FIRE AND WATCH YOU BUUUUUUUUUUUUURN.....
*laughter* Oh that dean. Isn't he adorable?
*A bottle is thrown at kofi that he dodges* SCREW YOU SHELTON BENJAMINAnyway. My names Kofi and despite my megastar status. I'm a person. Just like you. A person who loves to laugh. And I think i'm funny. Check these HILARIOUS FUNNY COMEDIC JOKES out. Don't worry,there's a sign that says"laugh" to help you. I better than anybody know that you might need all the help you can get in order to react to me.
Anyway. Ok. So. Why did the chicken cross the road? I DONT KNOW YOU'RE JAMICAN ME CRAZY!
*laughter* f*** YOU MVP How many midcarders does it take to get brodus clay over? I DONT KNOW JAMICAN ME CRAZY!
*laughter*
And finally. What did the high schooler say to the cheerleader to get him to go out with her? Crowd:JAMICAN ME CRAZY No. He didnt say anything. He raped her with a knife.*silence* THATS AN EXAMPLE OF THE COMEDY I BRING TO LATE NIGHT. Anyway join me over there for my guest WADE BARRETT EVERYONE.Kofi: How are you doing,Wade?Wade: Oi'm Way Barrah of the NEXUS..and Oi'm here to talk about John CenerKofi: God wade. We talked about this in the pre interview. The nexus is no more.Wade: Oh yes it is.Kofi: Wade.. the nexus ceases to existWade: You just aren't seeing the biggar pictuah Kofi. Kofi: It is defunctWade(turned to his side): See justin? The plans working. They can't see you. Kofi: Nobodies there wade. It's just me,you,dean.. GO TO HELL MABELKofi: Just me,you,dean and these LOVELY FANS!Wade: No. I got the whole gang here. Kofi: Wade...there's nobody there. Wade(turned to his other side): Next this MAROON is going to say that he can't see you heath. I mean really. This is the level of journalism that we have going on.Kofi: Wade...it's been two years since nexus. Two years. Justin Gabriel and Heath Slater are singles wrestlers now..I mean individual action soap opera stars. They're not thereWade: How can one mans eyes lie so much? I don't get it.Kofi: Wade...nexus is over...Wade: NEXUS IS NEVER OVERKofi: I know. I know. You got buried. It was terrible. They blew one of the hottest angles in years because they were scared to take a riskWade: It's all John Ceners fault...Kofi: Wade. I keep telling you. That was fiction. He was just a performer. It was incompetent writings fault. Reluctance to take risks. It's time to forget it.Wade: I can't. It's all I know.Kofi: You have to Wade. The nexus is dead. Wade: NO! IT'S COMING BACK. IT'S JUST GOING TO BE ME..ONE MAN NEXUS. GET READY WWE!Kofi: YOU ARE A ONE MAN NEXUS! THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT. THERE'S NOBODY THERE. YOU'RE IMAGINING THIS! YOU'VE HAD A MENTAL BREAKDOWNWade: NO THEYRE HERE. EVERYONES HERE. SAY HI SKIPKofi: HE'S NOT THEREWade: Oh god...he's not is he...man...I...really...lost it..wait..you're pulling one over on me.Kofi: What?Wade: I bet John Cener paid you off didnt he? He wants to pander to these fans and keep me away from my nexus...or maybe...maybe you want to take over nexus. You want to take over nexus dont you kofi?Kofi: No..I..Wade: YOU SON OF A BITCH!Kofi: Wade...no..Wade: YOU'RE DEADKofi: Dean...help me..f*** YOU AKEEM
Curt Hawkins: That's about all the time we have for late night with kofi kingston. I'd like to thank our sponsors johnsons baby oil and aint I great productions. This is Curt Hawkins signing off. Like any of you care. Make sure to tune in next week for the spin off:Crying with Wade BarrettWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH..I'm ok...i'm ok.....WAAAAAAAAAHH
Curt Hawkins: Goodnight folks and remember dont get too over. I live my life by that concept.
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lionheart21
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Post by lionheart21 on Jun 19, 2012 22:52:29 GMT -5
I disagree, I enjoyed that one even more than the first. Well done.
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Post by wrestlinggod13 on Jun 19, 2012 23:07:38 GMT -5
After watching his vids, I think Big Zeke should have a gimmick in which he is usually a soft-spoken, mild-mannered gentle giant who occassionally has random psychotic outbursts and destroys everything around him.
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Big L
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Post by Big L on Jun 19, 2012 23:17:43 GMT -5
That chicken looks good quit making fun of that guy
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jun 19, 2012 23:26:42 GMT -5
After watching his vids, I think Big Zeke should have a gimmick in which he is usually a soft-spoken, mild-mannered gentle giant who occassionally has random psychotic outbursts and destroys everything around him. So he's combined Big Show and Kane's gimmicks but turns face and heel on an hourly basis?
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Post by wrestlinggod13 on Jun 19, 2012 23:30:47 GMT -5
After watching his vids, I think Big Zeke should have a gimmick in which he is usually a soft-spoken, mild-mannered gentle giant who occassionally has random psychotic outbursts and destroys everything around him. So he's combined Big Show and Kane's gimmicks but turns face and heel on an hourly basis? He would be more like a nutcase babyface whose outbursts are beyond his control.
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Greer
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Points. Don't. Matter.
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Post by Greer on Jun 19, 2012 23:44:05 GMT -5
Zeke is big and strong but he ain't got no viewers.
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Post by nm on Jun 20, 2012 4:00:20 GMT -5
After watching his vids, I think Big Zeke should have a gimmick in which he is usually a soft-spoken, mild-mannered gentle giant who occassionally has random psychotic outbursts and destroys everything around him. Zeke: This is cookin' with Zeke...... today I'm going to make some chicken breasts. I like to season them with a blend of three kinds of Ms. Dash' salt free....................... where's my third kind of Ms. Dash? ::Heath Slater pokes his head through the door, holding the third bottle of Ms. Dash, laughing manically:: Heath: Looking for this? Zeke: Could you please give it back, Heath? Heath: I could......... but I'm not gonna! ::Dumps bottle of seasoning on floor, walks over it with his dirty wrestling boot, starts singing his single:: ::Zeke goes into a fit of rage, and throws Heath through a plate glass window:
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lovingway
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Post by lovingway on Jun 20, 2012 6:24:02 GMT -5
Somebody needs to show Zeke how to make chili
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