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Post by Legion on May 12, 2012 19:36:05 GMT -5
thedirty.com/2012/04/conceited-dirtbag-wrestler/ Potential content/language warning, but most anything is filtered out, and the comments are just like the average stuff you'd see on Youtube. It sounds absolutely bogus, but it made me and a friend just laugh so damn hard, I just had to post it!
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Post by Todd's crazy , Man. on May 12, 2012 19:38:05 GMT -5
Drew McIntyre just got out promo'd by a girl with the IQ of a carton of Eggs.
Sweet Lord , Man.
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Haha. What a story Mark.
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Post by Marvelously Mediocre on May 12, 2012 19:39:07 GMT -5
She loved it really.
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Post by Legion on May 12, 2012 19:40:22 GMT -5
I had to Google 'Dingleberries'
That made me laugh hard again.
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Post by Deleted on May 12, 2012 19:42:38 GMT -5
Story would have been better if Drew made the chick pay for the meal in full.
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Post by Krimzon on May 12, 2012 19:43:21 GMT -5
HOLY S*** THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER!
Drew McIntyre: Bad f***.
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on May 12, 2012 19:44:38 GMT -5
Well, that's one to tell the grandkids.
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Post by Legion on May 12, 2012 19:44:53 GMT -5
They could so write this in as a gimmick. Just have Kelly Kelly tweet this report and make like it's her and bingo!
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Post by Dolly Hard-On on May 12, 2012 19:46:36 GMT -5
This is a pretty sleazy website. :/
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Haha. What a story Mark.
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Post by Marvelously Mediocre on May 12, 2012 19:47:02 GMT -5
This should be his new gimmick. All the divas gossip about how horrible he is in bed and he enters with a used roll of toilet paper hanging out of his trunks. Drew McIntyre: Terrible Lover.
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Post by BigWill on May 12, 2012 19:51:32 GMT -5
If she hated him so much, why did she sleep with him anyway?
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Post by Krimzon on May 12, 2012 19:52:22 GMT -5
If she hated him so much, why did she sleep with him anyway? She's easy? |
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Post by Legion on May 12, 2012 19:53:17 GMT -5
If she hated him so much, why did she sleep with him anyway? They were married. This is totally Tiffany. |
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Post by Andrew is Good on May 12, 2012 20:02:07 GMT -5
Hey! I'm uncut too, a lot of people of Scottish descent are. So I must defend Drew, even though I'm not actually from Scotland, but my family came from Scotland so I have to defend it (my grandfather on my Mom's side was born in Scotland and my great grand parents were from Scotland).
It's funny how he brags about being this big time wrestler when he's usually King Jobber. But anyway, he went to a strip club, picked up a chick, tried to impress her and bang her, and succeeded. There are also people on that site defending Drew. It is kinda sleazy but I don't think Drew was looking for a meaningful relationship at a strip joint.
He really did mean the ICW Heavyweight Belt. But yeah, he is pretty sleazy. Wanting those grannies to get wet.
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Post by Deleted on May 12, 2012 20:07:52 GMT -5
His penis isn't mutilated. HOW DISGUSTING.
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Post by Dub H on May 12, 2012 20:11:33 GMT -5
This is completely legit and no way can it be fake!
I laughted at it,so ridiculous.
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Post by Deleted on May 12, 2012 20:15:30 GMT -5
Hey! I'm uncut too, a lot of people of Scottish descent are. The world will respect our natural penises!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Post by Krimzon on May 12, 2012 20:24:02 GMT -5
Hey! I'm uncut too, a lot of people of Scottish descent are. The world will respect our natural penises!!!!!!!!!!!! Never! |
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on May 12, 2012 20:39:41 GMT -5
Between this and the gym, McIntyre's real(ish) life is so much more entertaining than his stuff on WWE programming.
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Post by Krimzon on May 12, 2012 20:40:37 GMT -5
Between this and the gym, McIntyre's real(ish) life is so much more entertaining than his stuff on WWE programming. Which is exactly why the WWE wrestlers need a reality show. |
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