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Post by Joe Galt on Dec 29, 2011 10:15:22 GMT -5
America has made my fortune. And I raised my daughter in the American fashion. I gave her freedom but I taught her never to dishonor her family. She found a boyfriend, not an Italian. She went to the movies with him. She stayed out late. I didn't protest. Two months ago he took her for a drive, with another boy friend. They made her drink whiskey and then they tried to take advantage of her. She resisted. She kept her honor. So they beat her. Like an animal. When I went to the hospital her nose was broken. Her jaw was shattered, held together by wire. She couldn't even weep because of the pain. But I wept. Why did I weep? She was the light of my life. A beautiful girl. Now she will never be beautiful again.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Dec 29, 2011 10:17:34 GMT -5
This thread insists upon itself.
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Turd Ferguson
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Dec 29, 2011 10:50:51 GMT -5
Bonasera, Bonasera. What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? If you'd come to me in friendship, then this scum that wounded your daughter would be suffering this very day. And if by chance an honest man like yourself should make enemies, then they would become my enemies. And then they would fear you.
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Square
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Post by Square on Dec 29, 2011 10:58:30 GMT -5
I don't believe in America. I don't believe in the evidence that is given for the existence of America and believe that there is scientific proof to show that America does not exist.
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The Line
Patti Mayonnaise
Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
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Post by The Line on Dec 29, 2011 14:20:58 GMT -5
It's me, Enzo, the baker!
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 29, 2011 14:27:28 GMT -5
Bonasera...I believe I'm going to be sick! Just come to your point!
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Dec 29, 2011 14:40:35 GMT -5
I'm not a fan of threads like this because I never have any idea what we are quoting.
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Post by Mehe is F'n hardcore. on Dec 29, 2011 14:42:58 GMT -5
I believe that children are the future.
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Turd Ferguson
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John Cena: Colossal Douche
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Dec 29, 2011 14:48:18 GMT -5
I'm not a fan of threads like this because I never have any idea what we are quoting. When you run into a situation like that, just copy and paste the first two or three sentences into Google. This, I actually did as a monologue in high school. It always stood out as one of the best in all of cinema. |
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Patti Mayonnaise
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Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
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Post by The Line on Dec 29, 2011 14:51:31 GMT -5
This, I actually did as a monologue in high school. It always stood out as one of the best in all of cinema. No way! So did I. |
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Post by Arrow on Dec 29, 2011 14:57:11 GMT -5
I'm not a fan of threads like this because I never have any idea what we are quoting. The Godfather. |
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Post by "Playboy" Don Douglas on Dec 29, 2011 15:50:10 GMT -5
One of my all time favorite openings, if not my favorite.
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Putting The Band Back Together...
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Post by nWoElite on Dec 29, 2011 17:14:54 GMT -5
Did they try to make her watch UFC?
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Post by biafra on Dec 29, 2011 17:19:07 GMT -5
I know it was you op, you broke my heart ..*kisses* YOU BROKE MY HEART!
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Post by DrewVonAwesome on Dec 29, 2011 17:38:03 GMT -5
"Sweep the leg Johnny..."
"YEAH GET IM A BODY BAG."
Am I doing this right?
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Dec 29, 2011 17:50:27 GMT -5
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Dec 29, 2011 19:18:59 GMT -5
We've known each other many years, but this is the first time you ever came to me for counsel or for help. I can't remember the last time that you invited me to your house for a cup of coffee, even though my wife is godmother to your only child. But let's be frank here. You never wanted my friendship. And you were afraid to be in my debt.
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Post by Joe Galt on Dec 29, 2011 20:04:46 GMT -5
Bene, Don Corleone. I need a man who has powerful friends. I need a million dollars in cash. I need, Don Corleone, all of those politicians that you carry around in your pocket, like so many nickels and dimes.
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