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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2011 12:28:59 GMT -5
that you manage to live with SpongeBob SquarePants without throwing him out on his ass. How long do you make it?
Rules:
1. You can't harm, threaten to harm him, or threaten to kick him out (your landlord can, however).
2. If you restrict his access to your stuff, it must be reasonable ("don't go into my closet" vs. "you're not allowed in the kitchen")
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Dec 22, 2011 12:35:52 GMT -5
Ban him from my room and only leave it to get food or go out.
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Dec 22, 2011 13:01:45 GMT -5
You know what.....I think I could do it.....Mostly by making him a neurotic wreck by threatenting Patrick if he "Misbehaves"
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Post by Pervy Stone Cold on Dec 22, 2011 13:04:33 GMT -5
Hell yes. $500 a week? I'd even let him use my bed since he isn't very big.
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Post by bob on Dec 22, 2011 13:05:53 GMT -5
I think I could make it a year
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Post by Dragonfly on Dec 22, 2011 13:09:56 GMT -5
It depends. Would I be allowed to kill Patrick? If so, then I can go a few years easy.
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Dec 22, 2011 13:10:45 GMT -5
For quite a long while. He'd be in his own little fishtank seeing as he can't breathe air, so the odds of him destroying my house through his stupidity are slim to none.
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Post by 67 more on Dec 22, 2011 13:21:50 GMT -5
For quite a long while. He'd be in his own little fishtank seeing as he can't breathe air, so the odds of him destroying my house through his stupidity are slim to none. Yeah, but he'd just wear the fishtank on his head, giving him full access to dry land.
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Dec 22, 2011 13:25:58 GMT -5
I'll just act like Patrick and join in on doing stupid stuff to someone else. Like a neighbor.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Dec 22, 2011 13:51:24 GMT -5
YOu should add Patrick for another five hundred.
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Post by AFN: Judge Shred on Dec 22, 2011 14:06:50 GMT -5
Can I clean up messes with him? That isn't harming him per say.
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Post by rapidfire187 on Dec 22, 2011 14:14:11 GMT -5
I would introduce him to liquor.
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Post by The Line on Dec 22, 2011 14:15:51 GMT -5
best of 1,000,001 tag team series: Myself and Squidward vs. Him and Patrick, unless that counts as harming him. I mean, wrestling's fake
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2011 14:26:34 GMT -5
Restrict access to my room, buy a mini fridge, a George Foreman grill, and a toaster oven.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2011 15:30:37 GMT -5
3 seconds
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 22, 2011 15:57:47 GMT -5
Probably for a while, since I've seen enough episodes to know what causes him to pull stuff. He'd be annoying, but I'd hold up at least a few months.
He only seems to cause major problems if you lash out at him or restrict him too much, then you get what Squidward ends up getting.
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Post by woowoowoox on Dec 22, 2011 16:04:30 GMT -5
I'd make it forever. I love Spongebob. ;D
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Post by Red Impact on Dec 22, 2011 17:32:53 GMT -5
For $500 a week? You could throw in Chowder, Flapjack, Iago and Captain Planet. That's some really good cash just for having an annoying roommate.
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Post by dav on Dec 22, 2011 17:35:05 GMT -5
Wouldn't be too hard. Guy's tiny and needs salt water to survive. Buy a fishbowl and stick him in there for the duration.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Dec 22, 2011 18:06:34 GMT -5
Is Patrick apart of the deal because I can't stand that bastard
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