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Post by Larryhausen on Aug 25, 2011 3:02:27 GMT -5
Just like the thread in WWE Current, post some quotes from promos, matches, interviews, shoots, whatever. If it made you laugh, post that s***!
Anyway, this one came from my trainer, about an opponent of his that was.... Well, not right in the head, so to speak, when he showed up to the event:
"His eyes were glazed over, he was unresponsive, he didn't offer any input on any spots in the match. Once we got in the ring, everything was okay, but seriously, you couldn't talk to him at all beforehand. IT WAS LIKE WORKING WITH PAUL LONDON!!!"
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Steveweiser
Dalek
Mickie Mickie You're So Fine... Hey Mickie!
THE GRAPS
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Post by Steveweiser on Aug 25, 2011 5:13:15 GMT -5
"Lady Poison can suck my d***!" - Portia Perez
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Aug 25, 2011 15:08:25 GMT -5
Anytime Bryce Remsberg and Eddie Kingston do commentary and the subject of King's education comes up.
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Post by sweatpants on Aug 25, 2011 15:18:47 GMT -5
Chuck Taylor (in ring): "HERE COMES THE POWER, BABY!"
Chris Hero (on commentary): "Who's the Power Baby?"
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Post by Nacho STAYS Hyped on Aug 25, 2011 15:25:25 GMT -5
"We told you to stay out of Reseda."
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Post by Larryhausen on Aug 25, 2011 15:34:26 GMT -5
"We told you to stay out of Reseda." Why dont you guys.... TAKE A SEAT?!?!? |
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Post by Nacho STAYS Hyped on Aug 25, 2011 15:47:40 GMT -5
"We told you to stay out of Reseda." Why dont you guys.... TAKE A SEAT?!?!? Ocupado, amigos! |
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Aug 25, 2011 15:58:53 GMT -5
"Johnny! Mah mufflah fell out!"
-John Nord's Dusty Rhodes impression
"That should've been a DQ right there!"
"I know nothing of this Dairy Queen of which you speak."
-Arik Cannon (I think?) and Ultramantis Black on commentary
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Post by Joe Galt on Aug 25, 2011 16:28:40 GMT -5
CM Punk`s indy quotes should appear on here too.
Punk: "You`ve all seen me wrestle before."
Fan: "No, we haven`t."
Punk: "That`s because you're cross-eyed you stupid whore."
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Post by Nacho STAYS Hyped on Aug 25, 2011 17:22:07 GMT -5
CM Punk`s indy quotes should appear on here too. Punk: "You`ve all seen me wrestle before." Fan: "No, we haven`t." Punk: "That`s because you're cross-eyed you stupid whore." "I'm not holding a microphone, you dumb bitch!" |
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Post by Joe Galt on Aug 25, 2011 17:30:57 GMT -5
CM Punk`s indy quotes should appear on here too. Punk: "You`ve all seen me wrestle before." Fan: "No, we haven`t." Punk: "That`s because you're cross-eyed you stupid whore." "I'm not holding a microphone, you dumb bitch!" "YOU`RE A WHORE!" |
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Post by Larryhausen on Aug 25, 2011 17:35:24 GMT -5
"I'm not holding a microphone, you dumb bitch!" "YOU`RE A WHORE!" LET'S ALL GO MAKE SNOW ANGELS!!!!!! |
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Post by ________ has left the building on Aug 25, 2011 18:21:23 GMT -5
"Jupiter is the biggest planet on Earth."
Chris Bosh
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triplethreatmark
Grimlock
Party Fouler
I look exactly like this avatar in real life.
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Post by triplethreatmark on Aug 25, 2011 21:02:36 GMT -5
*After Scott Lost does a cool move*
NO! CHEER FOR ME YOU HOMOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by sourdoughjack on Aug 25, 2011 22:01:53 GMT -5
*After Scott Lost does a cool move* NO! CHEER FOR ME YOU HOMOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Speaking of Scott Lost, there was one PWG show where he was up against I think Brandon Gatson, and Scott tosses him out to the floor all regular-like, nothing fancy. He then steps through the ropes and, standing on the apron, spreads his arms and says pretty matter-of-factly, "You are all impressed by me." Most of our section stands up and cheers. |
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triplethreatmark
Grimlock
Party Fouler
I look exactly like this avatar in real life.
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Post by triplethreatmark on Aug 25, 2011 22:07:49 GMT -5
*After Scott Lost does a cool move* NO! CHEER FOR ME YOU HOMOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Speaking of Scott Lost, there was one PWG show where he was up against I think Brandon Gatson, and Scott tosses him out to the floor all regular-like, nothing fancy. He then steps through the ropes and, standing on the apron, spreads his arms and says pretty matter-of-factly, "You are all impressed by me." Most of our section stands up and cheers. I remember that to. It was awesome. |
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Post by Larryhausen on Aug 27, 2011 14:58:16 GMT -5
One lone fan: WE WANT WRESTLING!!!! WE WANT WRESTLING!!!!
Kevin Steen: THIS IS WRESTLING, YA F***FACE!!!!!
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Post by Trip Fisk a.k.a. Foley is Good on Aug 27, 2011 15:34:41 GMT -5
CHIPOLTE, I WILL AVENGE YOU.
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Post by adouble on Aug 27, 2011 16:15:47 GMT -5
Kenny Omega: "I wanna test your strength."
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Aug 27, 2011 18:32:04 GMT -5
Of course there's the old favorite, Worker Ant's epic burn of Vin Gerard:
"Waaa! I wear eyeliner cuz I'm so sad!"
Along the same lines, Bryce Remsberg's comment about Mototsugu Shimizu:
"Look at that haircut, he must really hate his parents!"
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