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Post by forgottensinpwf on Aug 22, 2011 12:35:38 GMT -5
Gerweck:
Former WWE and TNA star Matt Hardy’s court hearing is slated for 9/28 following his arrest over the weekend. Hardy has been charged with driving while impaired and exceeding safe speed while driving according to Moore County records.
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Post by Error on Aug 22, 2011 13:05:17 GMT -5
WHY MATT HARDY SAID HE COULD PASS A BREATHALYZER TEST by Dave Scherer @ 1:36 PM on 8/22/2011 The Fayetteville Observer has a story today updating Saturday's arrest of Matt Hardy. The report quoted North Carolina State Trooper B.J. Smith, who said that Hardy had not been drinking alcohol when the crash of his 2009 Corvette occurred at 12.46 p.m. on 8/20. Hardy had claimed on his YouTube channel that the breathalyzer registered nothing, so he was technically telling the truth. He just may not have been telling the whole truth. Smith also said that Hardy had appeared to have been taking " some type of impairing substance". He asked Hardy for a blood sample and Hardy complied. Depending what the blood test shows, there may be an explanation for him writing, "It was the most amazing thing I've every experience, I felt like I'd just received the blood of an angel flowing inside me-I know this sounds crazy! Due to these, I only have urges to help people. And miraculously, all my vices are gone." Hardy was driving between 55 and 70 miles per hour when he went off the road and hit a culvert pipe and a tree. He will appear in court on 9/28 while brother Jeff is scheduled to get sentenced on his own drug charges on 9/8.
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Post by Krimzon on Aug 22, 2011 13:05:38 GMT -5
Gerweck: Former WWE and TNA star Matt Hardy’s court hearing is slated for 9/28 following his arrest over the weekend. Hardy has been charged with driving while impaired and exceeding safe speed while driving according to Moore County records. Judge: "Two of them? Okay. Let's get this over with." Bailiff: "The court will now convene for Matt Hardy vs. The State of North Carolina and Jeff Hardy vs. The State of North Carolina, after his continuance from September 8th." *keyboard strokes are heard - "See You In The Future" appears on the wall* OH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH! Juror #1: "BAH GAWD KANG! THE HARDY BOYZ ARE BACK TOGETHER! Why is the Hurricane with them?"
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Post by woowoowoox on Aug 22, 2011 13:07:44 GMT -5
I KNEW he was speeding. He always brags about going way over the speed limit - he's even posted a YouTube video doing it before.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Aug 22, 2011 13:20:41 GMT -5
Sorry Matt but no way in Hell would WWE take you back. They would rather re- hire Jeff Jarrett before you. You napalmed the bridge on your way out. You're the reason why they finally banned Somas. I doubt any of the major indies will want any thing to do with Matt. Him, Jeff, and the rest of the OMEGA crew need to go ahead and bring back OMEGA.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Aug 22, 2011 13:26:34 GMT -5
Is it wrong that I laughed my ass off at how I thought there might be two or three Scott Hall mugshots (based on the "which one?") in the post...but then it JUST. KEPT. GOING. Those were just the ones I found on the first page of Google image search. I can think of at least four or five others that I didn't post.
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Post by ANTLOL on Aug 22, 2011 13:48:35 GMT -5
Oh shit! Just heard about it...now on to read this thread...
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Post by Madagascar Fred on Aug 22, 2011 13:48:41 GMT -5
kinda shocked some IWC ppl still make jokes bout this situation
he needs help (rehab/psycho therapy), ASAP...take Jeff too
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Post by Krimzon on Aug 22, 2011 13:51:45 GMT -5
kinda shocked some IWC ppl still make jokes bout this situation he needs help (rehab/psycho therapy), ASAP...take Jeff too People make jokes because they have both become jokes.
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Post by jagilki on Aug 22, 2011 13:52:58 GMT -5
For "help" to work, first you have to admit that there is a problem and that you need help.
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Post by Marty McFry on Aug 22, 2011 14:00:54 GMT -5
I was really looking forward to Matts first tweet following this incident. I knew it was going to be good, I was hoping it'd be comedy gold but what I have just read has exceeded my loftiest expectations.
Bravo Matthew, god bless you and your angelic blood.
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Post by Madagascar Fred on Aug 22, 2011 14:09:09 GMT -5
kinda shocked some IWC ppl still make jokes bout this situation he needs help (rehab/psycho therapy), ASAP...take Jeff too People make jokes because they have both become jokes. but when one of them dies soon, let's see all those jokesters (Twitter IWC jokesters making fun of them doesn't really help) post "RIP Matt, I'ma miss you"
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Post by babyfootball on Aug 22, 2011 14:10:10 GMT -5
Soooo... it's safe to say that he's completely lost his mind?
Or who knows, maybe this is his lame attempt at turning his partying ways into some stupid angle.
He's like an angsty, goofy 14 year old nu-metal kid who never grew up. Get over yourself, and stop taking yourself so seriously dude. Everybody just thinks you're an idiot.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Aug 22, 2011 14:10:42 GMT -5
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Post by CrazySting on Aug 22, 2011 14:25:46 GMT -5
"You're tearing me apart, Lita!"
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Aug 22, 2011 14:35:24 GMT -5
Matt: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's b*******! I did not hit her! I did nah-- Oh hi, Edge.
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Aug 22, 2011 14:35:46 GMT -5
People make jokes because they have both become jokes. but when one of them dies soon, let's see all those jokesters (Twitter IWC jokesters making fun of them doesn't really help) post "RIP Matt, I'ma miss you" Actually, it'll probably be more along the lines of 'man this is a shame, noone should die so young, but we all saw this coming'. Like Amy Winehouse.
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Post by Celgress on Aug 22, 2011 15:05:18 GMT -5
even more info -
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Post by Hit Girl on Aug 22, 2011 15:34:11 GMT -5
ithurtstolive.jpg HALLO DOGGY
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Post by crimsonwolf on Aug 22, 2011 16:02:26 GMT -5
I swear, it has to suck to be Matt. Jeff messes up he just gets sent home until he cleans up his act. The moment Jeff's legal issues are cleared up TNA will let him back him.
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