On the next episode of Matt Hardy Ball Z, Looks like the Lita cutout is about to get a few new bullet holes in it. But does Matt not realize that by posting this on Youtube, he's only feeding the flames towards his own self-destruction? Find out next time on Matt Hardy Ball Z!
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My name is Joey Matthews
They thought I'd be the least sober
But for the time being, I've kept clean
The hit me with a ladder, but I have forgiven them
Since I got a fancy face mask
I'm Shane Helms
Perhaps better known as Hurricane!
Whoa oh, driving drunk real fast
I wrecked myself bad
YES WE ARE
The love of fangirls overflows for us saints of yard-tards!
They, too, wish to have a volcano in their backyard
YES WE ARE
We'll show you Jeff's paintings, even if you don't want to see
You'd better weep at its wonder
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I'm Jeffrey Hardy
The Charismatic Enigma
I'm Papa Hardy's Number 2 Son!
Shall I play a song for you?
No, I assure you it's not any trouble
Oh well, I tried, it's your loss, man
Shannon Moore, that's me!
How am I seen as the normal one?
Wow, check out my hair
You
sure I'm not the black sheep?
YES WE ARE
The love of fangirls overflows for us saints of yard-tards!
They, too, wish to have a volcano in their backyard
YES WE ARE
Jeff might go to jail, but it hasn't happened yet
And we think we should put all our eggs into that basket
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I'm Matthew Hardy
The former normal one
You'd better watch all of my videos!
I get grief about my weight
My stomach's hurt, I promise!
I got a boost from Edge and Lita
(RAGE!)
You show respect!
I am former ECW champion!
Whoa oh, I wasn't drinking officer!
YES WE ARE
The love of fangirls overflows for us saints of yard-tards!
I love grapes, which all of you should know by now!
YES WE ARE
We enable one another
It's become our system
These drugs ain't ours!
And you can quote us on that
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YES WE ARE
The love of fangirls overflows for us saints of yard-tards!
They, too, wish to have a volcano in their backyard
YES WE ARE
Jeff might go to jail, but it hasn't happened yet
And we think we should put all our eggs into that basket
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