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Post by Michael Coello on Aug 26, 2011 13:31:11 GMT -5
So is Velvet going to start a campaign to help him out on his bail money now, like she did on his medical expenses the last time? Well, if Helms gave himself up willingly, I don't think he's really in a rush to leave.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2011 13:40:05 GMT -5
Quick hypothetical: To what extent do you think Matt Hardy's problems are exacerbated by the existence of the internet? If he were a superstar in the 1980s, would he be better or worse off right now? In an era where debauchery was encouraged? He'd have been on this road WAY before now. He might be dead or in the gutter assuming the same timeframe.
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Post by The Summer of Muskrat XVII on Aug 26, 2011 17:57:29 GMT -5
The Helms arrest is stemming from his accident earlier this year. He was finally given a clearance from his doctor to leave his house and he turned himself in yesterday. Right, that makes sense. He mentioned in an interview the other day that the cops were being pretty good about it, and told him to come in when ever he's healed up enough. He said he'd be going in sometime this week
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Post by Widow's Peak on Aug 26, 2011 19:37:02 GMT -5
I'm disappointed, but not surprised, by the lack of comments from Lita. @amydumas: Been out of the loop down here in Nicaragua. Just read up on Matt and I am absolutely sick. Really hoping he can find inner peace
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Post by Pgarodactyl on Aug 26, 2011 19:46:37 GMT -5
At this point, I think Helms is taking the whole "if your friends jumped off a bridge" thing literally. Someone told him jumping off a bridge was good for business.
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Post by Altabane on Aug 26, 2011 22:36:40 GMT -5
I'm disappointed, but not surprised, by the lack of comments from Lita. @amydumas: Been out of the loop down here in Nicaragua. Just read up on Matt and I am absolutely sick. Really hoping he can find inner peaceOn the next episode of Matt Hardy Ball Z, Looks like the Lita cutout is about to get a few new bullet holes in it. But does Matt not realize that by posting this on Youtube, he's only feeding the flames towards his own self-destruction? Find out next time on Matt Hardy Ball Z!
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Post by Savage Gambino on Aug 26, 2011 22:56:30 GMT -5
I'm disappointed, but not surprised, by the lack of comments from Lita. @amydumas: Been out of the loop down here in Nicaragua. Just read up on Matt and I am absolutely sick. Really hoping he can find inner peaceI have no idea why, but I read "Dumas" as "dumbass", and thought Amy was saying Matt was a dumbass. I LOL'd.
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Post by kayfabulous on Aug 26, 2011 23:02:09 GMT -5
I'm disappointed, but not surprised, by the lack of comments from Lita. @amydumas: Been out of the loop down here in Nicaragua. Just read up on Matt and I am absolutely sick. Really hoping he can find inner peaceWhile Matt definitely wasn't this outwardly bad off when he was with Amy I wonder if the seeds were already planted or if this is part of the fall out of their relationship.
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Post by Mozenrath on Aug 26, 2011 23:20:08 GMT -5
@amydumas: Been out of the loop down here in Nicaragua. Just read up on Matt and I am absolutely sick. Really hoping he can find inner peaceOn the next episode of Matt Hardy Ball Z, Looks like the Lita cutout is about to get a few new bullet holes in it. But does Matt not realize that by posting this on Youtube, he's only feeding the flames towards his own self-destruction? Find out next time on Matt Hardy Ball Z! OMEGA Group Rules! OMEGA Group Rules! My name is Joey Matthews They thought I'd be the least sober But for the time being, I've kept clean The hit me with a ladder, but I have forgiven them Since I got a fancy face mask I'm Shane Helms Perhaps better known as Hurricane! Whoa oh, driving drunk real fast I wrecked myself bad YES WE ARE The love of fangirls overflows for us saints of yard-tards! They, too, wish to have a volcano in their backyard YES WE ARE We'll show you Jeff's paintings, even if you don't want to see You'd better weep at its wonder OMEGA Group Rules OMEGA Group Rules OMEGA Group Rules OMEGA Group Rules I'm Jeffrey Hardy The Charismatic Enigma I'm Papa Hardy's Number 2 Son! Shall I play a song for you? No, I assure you it's not any trouble Oh well, I tried, it's your loss, man Shannon Moore, that's me! How am I seen as the normal one? Wow, check out my hair You sure I'm not the black sheep? YES WE ARE The love of fangirls overflows for us saints of yard-tards! They, too, wish to have a volcano in their backyard YES WE ARE Jeff might go to jail, but it hasn't happened yet And we think we should put all our eggs into that basket OMEGA Group Rules OMEGA Group Rules OMEGA Group Rules OMEGA Group Rules I'm Matthew Hardy The former normal one You'd better watch all of my videos! I get grief about my weight My stomach's hurt, I promise! I got a boost from Edge and Lita (RAGE!) You show respect! I am former ECW champion! Whoa oh, I wasn't drinking officer! YES WE ARE The love of fangirls overflows for us saints of yard-tards! I love grapes, which all of you should know by now! YES WE ARE We enable one another It's become our system These drugs ain't ours! And you can quote us on that OMEGA Group Rules OMEGA Group Rules OMEGA Group Rules OMEGA Group Rules YES WE ARE The love of fangirls overflows for us saints of yard-tards! They, too, wish to have a volcano in their backyard YES WE ARE Jeff might go to jail, but it hasn't happened yet And we think we should put all our eggs into that basket OMEGA Group Rules OMEGA Group Rules OMEGA Group Rules OMEGA Group Rules
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Post by lionheart21 on Aug 26, 2011 23:26:49 GMT -5
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Post by Mozenrath on Aug 26, 2011 23:41:19 GMT -5
Hehe, thanks. I guess it was 30 minutes well spent.
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Post by Alucard on Aug 27, 2011 0:57:46 GMT -5
On the next episode of Matt Hardy Ball Z, Looks like the Lita cutout is about to get a few new bullet holes in it. But does Matt not realize that by posting this on Youtube, he's only feeding the flames towards his own self-destruction? Find out next time on Matt Hardy Ball Z! OMEGA Group Rules! OMEGA Group Rules! My name is Joey Matthews They thought I'd be the least sober But for the time being, I've kept clean The hit me with a ladder, but I have forgiven them Since I got a fancy face mask I'm Shane Helms Perhaps better known as Hurricane! Whoa oh, driving drunk real fast I wrecked myself bad YES WE ARE The love of fangirls overflows for us saints of yard-tards! They, too, wish to have a volcano in their backyard YES WE ARE We'll show you Jeff's paintings, even if you don't want to see You'd better weep at its wonder OMEGA Group Rules OMEGA Group Rules OMEGA Group Rules OMEGA Group Rules I'm Jeffrey Hardy The Charismatic Enigma I'm Papa Hardy's Number 2 Son! Shall I play a song for you? No, I assure you it's not any trouble Oh well, I tried, it's your loss, man Shannon Moore, that's me! How am I seen as the normal one? Wow, check out my hair You sure I'm not the black sheep? YES WE ARE The love of fangirls overflows for us saints of yard-tards! They, too, wish to have a volcano in their backyard YES WE ARE Jeff might go to jail, but it hasn't happened yet And we think we should put all our eggs into that basket OMEGA Group Rules OMEGA Group Rules OMEGA Group Rules OMEGA Group Rules I'm Matthew Hardy The former normal one You'd better watch all of my videos! I get grief about my weight My stomach's hurt, I promise! I got a boost from Edge and Lita (RAGE!) You show respect! I am former ECW champion! Whoa oh, I wasn't drinking officer! YES WE ARE The love of fangirls overflows for us saints of yard-tards! I love grapes, which all of you should know by now! YES WE ARE We enable one another It's become our system These drugs ain't ours! And you can quote us on that OMEGA Group Rules OMEGA Group Rules OMEGA Group Rules OMEGA Group Rules YES WE ARE The love of fangirls overflows for us saints of yard-tards! They, too, wish to have a volcano in their backyard YES WE ARE Jeff might go to jail, but it hasn't happened yet And we think we should put all our eggs into that basket OMEGA Group Rules OMEGA Group Rules OMEGA Group Rules OMEGA Group Rules it's beautiful
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Aug 27, 2011 0:59:37 GMT -5
@amydumas: Been out of the loop down here in Nicaragua. Just read up on Matt and I am absolutely sick. Really hoping he can find inner peaceOn the next episode of Matt Hardy Ball Z, Looks like the Lita cutout is about to get a few new bullet holes in it. But does Matt not realize that by posting this on Youtube, he's only feeding the flames towards his own self-destruction? Find out next time on Matt Hardy Ball Z! Matt Hardy Ball Z would be be more appropriate if Matt Hardy had any balls.
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Post by MiLB Fan on Aug 27, 2011 1:38:05 GMT -5
@amydumas: Been out of the loop down here in Nicaragua. Just read up on Matt and I am absolutely sick. Really hoping he can find inner peaceI have no idea why, but I read "Dumas" as "dumbass", and thought Amy was saying Matt was a dumbass. I LOL'd. ;D
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Post by Altabane on Aug 27, 2011 1:38:24 GMT -5
On the next episode of Matt Hardy Ball Z, Looks like the Lita cutout is about to get a few new bullet holes in it. But does Matt not realize that by posting this on Youtube, he's only feeding the flames towards his own self-destruction? Find out next time on Matt Hardy Ball Z! Matt Hardy Ball Z would be be more appropriate if Matt Hardy had any balls. Cheese balls don't count? They're even orange.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2011 1:39:21 GMT -5
Matt Hardy Ball Z would be be more appropriate if Matt Hardy had any balls. Cheese balls don't count? They're even orange. If you want to get technical, grapes are balls.
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Post by Altabane on Aug 27, 2011 2:00:44 GMT -5
Matt will never accept that he's Raditz.
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Post by moneyman20 on Aug 27, 2011 2:09:31 GMT -5
On the next episode of Matt Hardy Ball Z, Looks like the Lita cutout is about to get a few new bullet holes in it. But does Matt not realize that by posting this on Youtube, he's only feeding the flames towards his own self-destruction? Find out next time on Matt Hardy Ball Z! OMEGA Group Rules! OMEGA Group Rules! My name is Joey Matthews They thought I'd be the least sober But for the time being, I've kept clean The hit me with a ladder, but I have forgiven them Since I got a fancy face mask I'm Shane Helms Perhaps better known as Hurricane! Whoa oh, driving drunk real fast I wrecked myself bad YES WE ARE The love of fangirls overflows for us saints of yard-tards! They, too, wish to have a volcano in their backyard YES WE ARE We'll show you Jeff's paintings, even if you don't want to see You'd better weep at its wonder OMEGA Group Rules OMEGA Group Rules OMEGA Group Rules OMEGA Group Rules I'm Jeffrey Hardy The Charismatic Enigma I'm Papa Hardy's Number 2 Son! Shall I play a song for you? No, I assure you it's not any trouble Oh well, I tried, it's your loss, man Shannon Moore, that's me! How am I seen as the normal one? Wow, check out my hair You sure I'm not the black sheep? YES WE ARE The love of fangirls overflows for us saints of yard-tards! They, too, wish to have a volcano in their backyard YES WE ARE Jeff might go to jail, but it hasn't happened yet And we think we should put all our eggs into that basket OMEGA Group Rules OMEGA Group Rules OMEGA Group Rules OMEGA Group Rules I'm Matthew Hardy The former normal one You'd better watch all of my videos! I get grief about my weight My stomach's hurt, I promise! I got a boost from Edge and Lita (RAGE!) You show respect! I am former ECW champion! Whoa oh, I wasn't drinking officer! YES WE ARE The love of fangirls overflows for us saints of yard-tards! I love grapes, which all of you should know by now! YES WE ARE We enable one another It's become our system These drugs ain't ours! And you can quote us on that OMEGA Group Rules OMEGA Group Rules OMEGA Group Rules OMEGA Group Rules YES WE ARE The love of fangirls overflows for us saints of yard-tards! They, too, wish to have a volcano in their backyard YES WE ARE Jeff might go to jail, but it hasn't happened yet And we think we should put all our eggs into that basket OMEGA Group Rules OMEGA Group Rules OMEGA Group Rules OMEGA Group Rules That may be the best post I've seen on this board. Congrats man.
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Aug 27, 2011 3:44:14 GMT -5
On the next episode of Matt Hardy Ball Z, Looks like the Lita cutout is about to get a few new bullet holes in it. But does Matt not realize that by posting this on Youtube, he's only feeding the flames towards his own self-destruction? Find out next time on Matt Hardy Ball Z! OMEGA Group Rules! OMEGA Group Rules! My name is Joey Matthews They thought I'd be the least sober But for the time being, I've kept clean The hit me with a ladder, but I have forgiven them Since I got a fancy face mask I'm Shane Helms Perhaps better known as Hurricane! Whoa oh, driving drunk real fast I wrecked myself bad YES WE ARE The love of fangirls overflows for us saints of yard-tards! They, too, wish to have a volcano in their backyard YES WE ARE We'll show you Jeff's paintings, even if you don't want to see You'd better weep at its wonder OMEGA Group Rules OMEGA Group Rules OMEGA Group Rules OMEGA Group Rules I'm Jeffrey Hardy The Charismatic Enigma I'm Papa Hardy's Number 2 Son! Shall I play a song for you? No, I assure you it's not any trouble Oh well, I tried, it's your loss, man Shannon Moore, that's me! How am I seen as the normal one? Wow, check out my hair You sure I'm not the black sheep? YES WE ARE The love of fangirls overflows for us saints of yard-tards! They, too, wish to have a volcano in their backyard YES WE ARE Jeff might go to jail, but it hasn't happened yet And we think we should put all our eggs into that basket OMEGA Group Rules OMEGA Group Rules OMEGA Group Rules OMEGA Group Rules I'm Matthew Hardy The former normal one You'd better watch all of my videos! I get grief about my weight My stomach's hurt, I promise! I got a boost from Edge and Lita (RAGE!) You show respect! I am former ECW champion! Whoa oh, I wasn't drinking officer! YES WE ARE The love of fangirls overflows for us saints of yard-tards! I love grapes, which all of you should know by now! YES WE ARE We enable one another It's become our system These drugs ain't ours! And you can quote us on that OMEGA Group Rules OMEGA Group Rules OMEGA Group Rules OMEGA Group Rules YES WE ARE The love of fangirls overflows for us saints of yard-tards! They, too, wish to have a volcano in their backyard YES WE ARE Jeff might go to jail, but it hasn't happened yet And we think we should put all our eggs into that basket OMEGA Group Rules OMEGA Group Rules OMEGA Group Rules OMEGA Group Rules
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Post by Alex Shelley on Aug 27, 2011 3:45:13 GMT -5
Cheese balls don't count? They're even orange. If you want to get technical, grapes are balls. That'd be one hell of a photoshop... *imagines* ew...
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