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Post by BrodietheSlayer on May 17, 2012 21:46:40 GMT -5
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Post by Hugh Mungus on May 17, 2012 22:36:30 GMT -5
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Post by Rave on May 17, 2012 22:40:32 GMT -5
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Post by Heartbreaker on May 17, 2012 23:49:40 GMT -5
 My face has been frozen in Cornette Face for about five minutes now.  Sadly, I expected this to happen when Hogan and Co. took over. That was just before I gave up on TNA. **** THIS ****ING COMPANY!!!!!! |
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Post by Beets by Schrute on May 17, 2012 23:50:16 GMT -5
From TMZ: Brooke Hogan is following in her father's giant yellow footsteps ... TMZ has learned she just inked a deal to join the TNA Wrestling family. TNA President Dixie Carter tells TMZ ... Brooke is NOT going to be a wrestler ... but rather an executive who will be tasked to develop female talent. We're told Brooke's duties will help up and coming she-wrestlers develop their characters, help with backstage promos and even consult on entrance music. Obviously, 24-year-old Brooke has been around the wrestling world her entire life ... and believes she can help improve the organization. It doesn't hurt that her father also works for TNA. Carter tells us, "Brooke is such a great talent who's really sharp and will make a great addition to the TNA family." [youtube] www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztVMib1T4T4&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/youtube] |
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Post by Celgress on May 17, 2012 23:50:34 GMT -5
From TMZ: Brooke Hogan is following in her father's giant yellow footsteps ... TMZ has learned she just inked a deal to join the TNA Wrestling family. TNA President Dixie Carter tells TMZ ... Brooke is NOT going to be a wrestler ... but rather an executive who will be tasked to develop female talent. We're told Brooke's duties will help up and coming she-wrestlers develop their characters, help with backstage promos and even consult on entrance music. Obviously, 24-year-old Brooke has been around the wrestling world her entire life ... and believes she can help improve the organization. It doesn't hurt that her father also works for TNA. Carter tells us, "Brooke is such a great talent who's really sharp and will make a great addition to the TNA family." This is the funniest thing that I've ever read. TNA can't be that stupid can they? Exactly, what in the blue hell does Brooke Hogan know about developing new female pro wrestling talents.   |
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Post by Beets by Schrute on May 17, 2012 23:53:01 GMT -5
I can actually picture Finlay going into interview for the position and Brooke walking in ahead of him.
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2012 0:11:04 GMT -5
 Scott's basking in the knowledge that he knew it all along. |
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2012 0:33:10 GMT -5
-DA TORCH
So, its not just one or the other...it's both.
Worst case scenario.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on May 18, 2012 0:37:59 GMT -5
I can actually picture Finlay going into interview for the position and Brooke walking in ahead of him. Dixie: "So Mr Finlay, what makes you qualified for this position?" Finlay: "Well I did train the WWE Divas. And that was during their glory period, with girls like Trish Stratus, Lita, Molly Holly, Victoria, Gail Kim, Jazz." Dixie: "Well, you did get great recommendations from Tara, Winter, Mickie James, Gail Kim, and Angelina Love. So tell me Mr Finlay, have you had any hit songs?" Finlay: "No." Dixie: "Have you appeared in a movie made by the Asylum?" Finlay: "No." Dixie: "Are you in anyway related to Hulk Hogan?" Finlay: "No." Dixie: "Sorry, we've decided to go another way." Finlay: "What?" Dixie: "Frankly while you did train the Divas, and come highly recommended by everyone we talk to, you haven't had a hit song, been in a Z-movie, and aren't related to Hulk Hogan. You just don't have the experience to show the girls what to do, and help them out." |
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Post by Rolent Tex on May 18, 2012 0:42:04 GMT -5
From TMZ: Brooke Hogan is following in her father's giant yellow footsteps ... TMZ has learned she just inked a deal to join the TNA Wrestling family. TNA President Dixie Carter tells TMZ ... Brooke is NOT going to be a wrestler ... but rather an executive who will be tasked to develop female talent. We're told Brooke's duties will help up and coming she-wrestlers develop their characters, help with backstage promos and even consult on entrance music. Obviously, 24-year-old Brooke has been around the wrestling world her entire life ... and believes she can help improve the organization. It doesn't hurt that her father also works for TNA. Carter tells us, "Brooke is such a great talent who's really sharp and will make a great addition to the TNA family." Brooke the executive...tasked on developing female talent... ...help up and coming she-wrestlers develop their characters, help with promos and consult on entrance music... ...thinks she can help improve TNA since she's been around the business her whole life... ...Brooke is a great talent that's really sharp. WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS?  ? You know, normally don't try to compare WWE and TNA too much and let them do their own thing...but I have to chime in on this. 1) Scott Steiner is the second coming of Nostradamus. 2) TNA had a Knockouts division that was just fine until they butchered the hell out of it. Bring a second rate wannabe singer who only got a singing career to begin with because of her Daddy and making her an executive is mind boggling. 3) WWE hires Flair's daughter...ships her to developmental. TNA hires Bischoff's son...makes him major part of storyline...cause he's Bischoff's son. TNA hires Hogan's daughter and gives her publicity and a job she's probably not cut out for milking the company for more money in the process...cause Dixie's a twit. Advantage of being smarter...WWE. Now, once again...WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS TNA? Dixie, get your head out of your ass. |
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on May 18, 2012 0:43:23 GMT -5
I just....man, Dixie Carter must be constantly high. I can't wrap my brain around any of this, it's all too insane.
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Post by TCA on May 18, 2012 1:40:36 GMT -5
I hate this news so much. |
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Post by turkeysandwich on May 18, 2012 1:48:18 GMT -5
I'm already waiting for the inevitable shoot interviews in a few years where we hear about Brooke's only ideas being adding glitter to the Knockout's ring gear and constantly suggesting they change their entrance music to one of her horrible songs.
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Post by TCA on May 18, 2012 1:49:48 GMT -5
I can actually picture Finlay going into interview for the position and Brooke walking in ahead of him. Dixie: "So Mr Finlay, what makes you qualified for this position?" Finlay: "Well I did train the WWE Divas. And that was during their glory period, with girls like Trish Stratus, Lita, Molly Holly, Victoria, Gail Kim, Jazz." Dixie: "Well, you did get great recommendations from Tara, Winter, Mickie James, Gail Kim, and Angelina Love. So tell me Mr Finlay, have you had any hit songs?" Finlay: "No." Dixie: "Have you appeared in a movie made by the Asylum?" Finlay: "No." Dixie: "Are you in anyway related to Hulk Hogan?" Finlay: "No." Dixie: "Sorry, we've decided to go another way." Finlay: "What?" Dixie: "Frankly while you did train the Divas, and come highly recommended by everyone we talk to, you haven't had a hit song, been in a Z-movie, and aren't related to Hulk Hogan. You just don't have the experience to show the girls what to do, and help them out." LOL. Brooke teaching the KOs would be something like this I reckon: Lesson 1-Promos: Brooke: "Okay she-wrestlers I've been looking at some your work and feel that you all need to really improve your performances. With my more smarter brain, you'll be cutting awesomer promos in no time, sisters. Now I know it is scary talking in front of all those Hulkamaniacs and Brookamaniacs, but don't worry that is why I am here, to make you all betterer. Okay to start, on Impact this week, Marrissa I noticed- Madison: "It's Madison." Brooke: "Marrissa will get us higher ratings! Anyway I noticed that in your last promo you said Velvet was a whore who had slept with half the roster, now this can't be going on anymore, it is completelty unhelpful." Madison: "well what was wrong with saying that?" Brooke: "you're meant to be insulting your opponent, silly! Not complimenting her." Tara: "What! That's not a compliment." Brooke: "Of course it is, I know what I am doing I have been around wrestling my entire life, I have created many cool angles and stuff. " Velvet: "Really?" Brooke: "Yeah, Listen here Jills, you don't hear about it because I didn't want all the fame, but I was a huge influence of the Attitude era. No-one else knows because Vince used to have private meetings with me in his hotel room. All the bestest diva moments are because of me, sisters! In fact it was me that came up with the idea of having Trish stratus bark! It was inspired from a real life experience. Anyway back to promos, if you girls want an example of a really good promo just check out my one that I tweeted to Scott Steiner! I showed him who is the prettiest, smarter she-wrestler around! Now I'm gonna teach you dudettes how to do the same!" Hogans enters. Hogan: "You almost finshed in their Brooke, we gotta go to the beach today, dude." Brooke: "Coming daddy!"  |
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Post by Dat Dude on May 18, 2012 2:15:35 GMT -5
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Post by xCompackx on May 18, 2012 2:35:11 GMT -5
I'm sorry, but from watching Hogan Knows Best and the music video she did I just can't think of how "sharp" describes Brooke Hogan.
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Post by jimmyjames on May 18, 2012 3:22:15 GMT -5
Come on. Who doesn't think that a month or so after she "begins working" at Impact wrestling, she won't have an on camera bit. Probably a small tease, then soon, she's on camera more than the knockouts, ala Garrett.
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Post by Ryushinku on May 18, 2012 3:50:34 GMT -5
This...this has to be kayfabe, right?  |
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Post by Bones58 on May 18, 2012 4:48:58 GMT -5
Keep the .gifs coming people !
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