A theory...

[Wolf Hurricane]

Take a look at Arnold


Now look at Stewie Griffin:


Now Stewie is, quite obviously, too smart to be a Griffin, and has few if any Griffin features. He does, however, have one very notable Arnold feature: dat football head. He's also closer in aptitude to Arnold, who is quite clearly intelligent. Finally, the Hey Arnold series was technically created in the 80's. Family Guy debuted in 1999. By this time, Arnold could very well be a full-grown adult, with a family; and when the series ended, Arnold seemed set to go abroad, possibly to find his parents. What are the odds that whether he found them or not, he settled down, had a child in Europe, and later had him adopted so he could continue his search?

In short: Arnold is the biological father of Stewie.

That is my theory.

[B'Cup x]

I thought Hey arnold was a 90's cartoon x

[rapidfire187]

Except there are a ton of examples in Family Guy where They reference Stewie coming out of Lois. There's even an episode where they show Stewie as one of Peter's sperm. This theory is invalid.

[Yami Daimao]

I'll have what he's smoking.

[Young Game]

Jan 13, 2012 16:34:35 GMT -5 rapidfire187 said:

Except there are a ton of examples in Family Guy where They reference Stewie coming out of Lois. There's even an episode where they show Stewie as one of Peter's sperm. This theory is invalid.

Except we all know that Lois Griffin (neé Pewterschmidt) is quite....loose.
There are a ton of examples.



Who's to say 'toons don't pork other 'toons?

[rapidfire187]

Jan 13, 2012 16:55:48 GMT -5 Young Game said:

Jan 13, 2012 16:34:35 GMT -5 rapidfire187 said:

Except there are a ton of examples in Family Guy where They reference Stewie coming out of Lois. There's even an episode where they show Stewie as one of Peter's sperm. This theory is invalid.

Except we all know that Lois Griffin (neé Pewterschmidt) is quite....loose.
There are a ton of examples.



Who's to say 'toons don't pork other 'toons?

If he was one of Peter's sperm and came out of Lois, that completely destroys the idea that he's not their biological child doesn't it?

[Young Game]

Was it really one of Peter's? Was it?


Really?

[rapidfire187]

Jan 13, 2012 17:04:30 GMT -5 Young Game said:

Was it really one of Peter's? Was it?


Really?

I'm well versed in identifying male genitalia, so yes.

[Wolf Hurricane]

Jan 13, 2012 18:03:54 GMT -5 rapidfire187 said:

Jan 13, 2012 17:04:30 GMT -5 Young Game said:

Was it really one of Peter's? Was it?


Really?

I'm well versed in identifying male genitalia, so yes.

So, it showed the sperm entering the field. Did it show the sperm fertilizing the egg? I wouldn't be surprised if his boys quit before the job was done, even if he didn't.

[Mozenrath]

They just have Lemonhead syndrome, it's a rare but not unheard of condition in cartoon characters.

[Apricots And A Pear Tree]

I have a theory......It could be bunnies.

[Bobeddy]

Alright, Family Guy started in 1999.
Now in the first season of Family Guy Stewie celebrates his first birthday, so I guess we can safely assume that he was born sometime in 1998.

Hey Arnold first aired in 1996 and at the start of the run Arnold was 9 years old. So lets ignore the fact that Arnold never aged, under the theory Arnold would have had to have had sex with Lois when he was (at most) 11 years old.

If this theory proves true, then Lois Griffin is going away for statutory.