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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Dec 23, 2011 11:12:46 GMT -5
inspired by the WWE board Bury a Wrestler thread, which was a lot of fun.
let's start with Batman
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Dec 23, 2011 11:18:15 GMT -5
Misanthropic rich jerk with no powers.
Booster Gold
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Dec 23, 2011 11:21:15 GMT -5
trademarked the phrase "Boostered" as a synonym for f***ing up royally.
Hank Pym
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nWoElite
Don Corleone
Putting The Band Back Together...
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Post by nWoElite on Dec 23, 2011 11:51:07 GMT -5
trademarked the phrase "Boostered" as a synonym for f***ing up royally. Hank Pym "OOOH! Lookit me ma! I can talk to ants and become as small as them!" **squish** Hey wife beater who has strange relationships with his robots, Mr Fantastic's brain can run circles around yours. Nick Fury
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Dec 23, 2011 11:59:19 GMT -5
Didn't get cool until he changed his race. {Spoiler}I know that's the Ultimate version, I'm just being stupid on purpose here. Guy Gardner
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Dec 23, 2011 12:02:41 GMT -5
AKA: Mr. Not Hal Jordan.
Green Goblin
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Post by hossfan on Dec 23, 2011 12:10:05 GMT -5
Better dead than alive
Daredevil
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Dec 23, 2011 12:11:27 GMT -5
ooh a guy whose superpower is he can see almost as well as a person who isn't blind.
Dr. Doom
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Dec 23, 2011 12:55:23 GMT -5
He calls himself "Doctor" Doom, and yet, I haven't seen him do anything remotely what an actual doctor would do. He's just one malpractice after another.
Cap
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Hank Scorpio
THE G.D. Goldenbane
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Post by Goldenbane on Dec 23, 2011 14:50:39 GMT -5
I don't see nothing mighty about Cap's shield, and certainly wouldn't yield if he threw it at me.
Superman
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Post by Cyno on Dec 23, 2011 15:10:45 GMT -5
Superman? What a nerd! Who does he think he's fooling with those glasses? Besides, for someone who's supposed to be all powerful, a little green glowing rock can kick his ass!
Iron Man
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2011 15:11:20 GMT -5
Big, tough alien can't even handle being near debris from HIS OWN PLANET.
Thor.
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Dec 23, 2011 15:28:33 GMT -5
A god? More like a clod. And that hair. It seems like he wanted to update himself but stopped at the 80s.
Spawn
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Post by Red Impact on Dec 23, 2011 16:00:59 GMT -5
Iron Man - You're so incompetent that most of your villains are guys who stole your own armor. If you had died in that cave, you'd have saved the world several super villains. Oh, and when your greatest villain is guy with a jewelery fetish, you know your rogues suck.
Spawn - The only superhero who was awful when transferred to Soul Calibur. Come on, when a blind, gimp 50-year-old is better than you, than you're awful.
Jubilee
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Post by hypnoticgenes on Dec 23, 2011 16:01:13 GMT -5
"Look at me. I can shoot fireworks!" Don't make me laugh.
Wolverine
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The Punisher
Unicron
"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Dec 23, 2011 16:09:57 GMT -5
Short arsed, idiot who thinks with his loins instead of his head. Also has crap hair.
The Punisher
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Dec 23, 2011 16:17:34 GMT -5
Guns don't make you a superhero. They make you a guy with guns.
Wonder Woman
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The Punisher
Unicron
"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Dec 23, 2011 16:24:41 GMT -5
Guns don't make you a superhero. They make you a guy with guns. Wonder Woman Guns don't make you a superhero (intentional pun there), only a lasso does. The Hulk.
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Post by Red Impact on Dec 23, 2011 16:27:00 GMT -5
Hulk no need weakness, Hulk want be Mary Sue! Hulk writer laziest there is!
Spider-Man
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2011 16:32:40 GMT -5
Wonder Woman- Dave Chappelle: "What kind of power is that to give a woman? A lasso that forces people to tell the truth. *Wonder Woman throws the lasso around a male criminal* Male criminal: Man, you've got some big tits. I wasn't going to say anything before but this lasso squeezed the truth out of me." Spider-Man: Look I can crawl on walls and use webbing to swing from place to place! Superman: I can fly. Spider-Man: Let's see, how about Mysterio.
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