ICBM
King Koopa
Didn't know we did status updates here now
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Post by ICBM on Dec 27, 2011 20:02:56 GMT -5
You stuck up snobby dayglo Anglo. You are so pale people think your skin shines like diamonds when the truth is you just need a tan. You are a turncoat, a home wrecker and a rude stuck up ****.
Deadpool
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2011 20:22:49 GMT -5
You're the shallow product of contemporary internet culture.
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Dec 28, 2011 4:34:59 GMT -5
As no name was mentioned I shall assume you are refferring to .... oh I forget.
Blackbolt
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nWoElite
Don Corleone
Putting The Band Back Together...
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Post by nWoElite on Dec 28, 2011 11:51:58 GMT -5
As no name was mentioned I shall assume you are refferring to .... oh I forget. Blackbolt You're mute, and yet you can scream? Who came up with the idea of you? Storm
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Dec 28, 2011 11:52:11 GMT -5
You stuck up snobby dayglo Anglo. You are so pale people think your skin shines like diamonds when the truth is you just need a tan. You are a turncoat, a home wrecker and a rude stuck up ****. you left out the part about her pretending to be british when she isn't. seriously... as foor Black Bolt, for a guy whose so damn powerful that loser gets kidnapped by the freaking Skrulls, a group of joke villains if there ever was one, and on top of that he never speaks up for himself and lets his wife do all the talking for him. pussy-whipped, amirite? Cable
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Goldenbane
Hank Scorpio
THE G.D. Goldenbane
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Post by Goldenbane on Dec 28, 2011 12:39:22 GMT -5
You stuck up snobby dayglo Anglo. You are so pale people think your skin shines like diamonds when the truth is you just need a tan. You are a turncoat, a home wrecker and a rude stuck up ****. you left out the part about her pretending to be british when she isn't. seriously... as foor Black Bolt, for a guy whose so damn powerful that loser gets kidnapped by the freaking Skrulls, a group of joke villains if there ever was one, and on top of that he never speaks up for himself and lets his wife do all the talking for him. pussy-whipped, amirite? Cable Cable: Supposedly you're the most powerful mutant ever or the most powerful being ever, or whatever the idiot writers want you to be this week...but every time I pick up an issue with you in it, you're just some big doofus using guns. Yeah, real powerful and special there. Punisher-light anyone? Storm: WIND! Come forth from your mistress and fill her mouth so that she might shut the hell up! The Penguin
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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2011 13:05:19 GMT -5
When your defining portrayal was by Frank from It's Always Sunny, you know you're garbage.
Martian Manhunter
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Dec 28, 2011 13:07:13 GMT -5
ina a rogues gallery that includes Joker, Two-Face, Poison Ivy, Clayface and Mister Freeze, how the hell am I supposed to take an overweight dwarf with a bird fetish seriously as a threat to Batman? hell he cant even bother to at least be crazy like the rest of them.
edit: Martian Manhunter... foor a guy whose as powerful as Superman he's done sweet f*** all in his career. hell even in Stormwatch Apollo makes him redundant.
Deadman
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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2011 14:11:24 GMT -5
Nothing more than a ghost in an Evil Kanevil outfit.
Mongul
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Dec 28, 2011 14:46:14 GMT -5
so forgetable they killed him twice
The Flash (Barry Allen flavor)
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Dec 28, 2011 17:06:41 GMT -5
He... runs fast. Wow. Hell, at least Sonic could become a spinball!
Beast
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Dec 28, 2011 17:30:31 GMT -5
In a world where people shoot lasers and have super strength, you got the powers of being ape like.
Hellboy.
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Post by hypnoticgenes on Dec 28, 2011 17:48:01 GMT -5
You are an 8 foot tall demon man with a giant fist and a big gun. Then why are you so BOOOOOORING!?
The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
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Goldenbane
Hank Scorpio
THE G.D. Goldenbane
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Post by Goldenbane on Dec 28, 2011 18:12:10 GMT -5
Every SWOOSH little WHOOSH move WISHHH you WERRRSHH do, WAAAASSSSH doesn't SWISHHHH need WWWHHHOOOUUU a SSSHHHHH sound THWISH effect.
Vegeta
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Dec 28, 2011 18:20:15 GMT -5
He'll never be Goku. That's probably enough of a burial in itself.
No it's not. YOU GOT BITCHED BY BROLY!
Doctor Doom
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Post by Pgarodactyl on Dec 28, 2011 18:23:32 GMT -5
I can only assume you got your doctorate in Latveria, which says an awful lot about your inability to conquer the rest of the world.
Green Lantern
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Dec 28, 2011 19:00:26 GMT -5
You say your a Intergalactic Police Force but you can't even keep your own Rings in check!
Galactus
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Post by hypnoticgenes on Dec 28, 2011 19:06:30 GMT -5
Is the helmet really necessary to eat planets? No wonder they made you a cloud in the movies.
Unicron
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Post by judodave on Dec 28, 2011 19:20:00 GMT -5
A villain called Unicorn?! Really?! Rapier, have fun!
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mcd
Don Corleone
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Post by mcd on Dec 28, 2011 21:27:53 GMT -5
Hmmm...Rapier, dude you got shot by the Scourge along with a messload of other Z-listers! Thy name is FAIL!
Armadillo
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