The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Dec 31, 2011 2:49:56 GMT -5
Welcome folks to the F.A.N.N.Y.E.P.A.R.T.Y...
I am your host (insert name here) and I hope you all have a swingin' time, as I assume the kids say.
Not a lot of people have shown up yet but once they do...oh boy, it's going to be crazy up in here. If you are crazy, I apologise, I didn't mean to be so rude.
So why don't you head over to the table and get a drink (non-alchoholic) or a crunchy cheese joueurs derve thing and get comfortable. I'll be right back, I have to go find that Glen Campbell record to play.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Dec 31, 2011 3:20:40 GMT -5
*Drinks everything, vomits and passes out immediately*
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Dec 31, 2011 3:28:12 GMT -5
FOUND IT! It was behind all that, what i assume is, laundry. By the way, this is the only record I have. And I only pick up AM radio here. *Drinks everything, vomits and passes out immediately* It's still better than last years party...those poor nuns never saw us coming.  |
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hassanchop
Grimlock
Who are you to doubt Belldandy?
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Post by hassanchop on Dec 31, 2011 3:34:21 GMT -5
I'll try to control myself, I got drunk during Christmas I can't let it happen again.
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2011 3:43:57 GMT -5
Non alcoholic? what shenanigans is this...give me approx 11hrs absinth takes awhile to sneak into the country.
Shhhh you didn't hear it from me *slowly backs out and runs*
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Dec 31, 2011 3:46:07 GMT -5
*Wakes up and goes for a Kebab*
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Dec 31, 2011 3:46:43 GMT -5
Before I forget, did anyone remember to bring a clock this year?
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Urethra Franklin
King Koopa
When Toronto sports teams lose, Alison Brie is sad
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Dec 31, 2011 4:01:02 GMT -5
*Wakes up and goes for a Kebab* I like your style. |
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Dec 31, 2011 4:10:37 GMT -5
Before I forget, did anyone remember to bring a clock this year? What's a clock?  |
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Dec 31, 2011 4:40:28 GMT -5
I bought a watch. The time is: A hair past a freckle. Yeah I forgot to put a watch on  More Drinks! |
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Dec 31, 2011 4:47:50 GMT -5
I promise to try to keep myself from dipping my penis in the punch this time.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Dec 31, 2011 4:56:57 GMT -5
How am I going to top my Turkish Grip demonstration from last year? |
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Dec 31, 2011 5:09:13 GMT -5
Hey look! Kash is wearing a lampshade on his head.
...oh wait, that's not Kash. That's just a lamp. My bad.
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Dec 31, 2011 5:11:34 GMT -5
*runs in Chandler style*
Untouchable didn't make the punch, well, untouchable again, did he?
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Dec 31, 2011 5:36:03 GMT -5
I'm sorry guys, I broke my penis- I mean promise.
I have penised the punch.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Dec 31, 2011 5:38:41 GMT -5
I'm looking for the babe I hooked up with last New Year's Eve, she said she was a Mail Person from Boston, I may have been drunk.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Dec 31, 2011 5:53:13 GMT -5
Whoever left that expensive bottle of Champagne in the bath tub.
Well sorry, I accidentally dranked it thinking it was my $2 chuck.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Dec 31, 2011 6:04:38 GMT -5
"HEY GUYS I'M WRITING MY NAME IN THE SNOW!!"
Wait, this isn't Snow, Oh God it's your Freezer, I'm so sorry
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Dec 31, 2011 6:09:11 GMT -5
Hey can I use your toilet?
No!
I thought you would say that, so I pissed on your lawn.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Dec 31, 2011 6:18:45 GMT -5
Here come the girls!
I hope you like the girls from Omega Mu Sorority
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