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Post by turkeysandwich on Jan 27, 2012 11:33:57 GMT -5
Any video someone posts of of their child doing something cute, someone is always threatening to call child services because they are "abusing" the child. I saw one with a kid having their first sip of soda, of course someone posted, "You are a horrible mother to give your child sugar, the kid is going to get diabetes, if I find out who I'm gonna have the police called on you for abuse!"
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Post by Orange on Jan 27, 2012 11:51:10 GMT -5
You say ___, I say ___
You say ___, I say ___
You say ___, I say ___
95% (never ask them where they get this stat information from) of people listen to the same old pop. Thumbs up if you still listen to real music!
Those stupid ass 'Arrow in the Knee' jokes
Justin Bieber comments on every video, no matter what the subject. You could look up a documentary on fire ants, and I guaran-damn-tee there will be a Bieber comment somewhere there.
That new fad of "I know nobody will read this, but I'm a rapper/singer/guitarist/juggler, and I'd appreciate it if you checked out my videos!" It's a form of video spam that has somehow caught on, and you see it a lot now. The only exception was the spinoff I saw about being a Pokemon trainer, that one was funny.
Political and racial arguments on every video, regardless of subject. Again, go back to that fire ant documentary and chances are you'll see some people hurling out racial slurs at each other.
I'm sure there are a lot more, but those are the most annoying ones that I can think of right now.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Jan 27, 2012 12:08:23 GMT -5
That new fad of "I know nobody will read this, but I'm a rapper/singer/guitarist/juggler, and I'd appreciate it if you checked out my videos!" It's a form of video spam that has somehow caught on, and you see it a lot now. That reminds me of one guy who repeatedly spams almost every Nine Inch Nails video that he has proof on his channel that Johnny Cash was the true writer of "Hurt" and Trent Reznor is a lying sack of s*** who was allowed to record it first with Cash's permission and double-crossed him by claiming it as his own. He has five or six videos on the subject, all of which contain no proof other than his repeated assertions of his theory, and several covers of Cash songs in which he not only screws up the chords, but doesn't know half the words. Funny stuff. |
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Post by rapidfire187 on Jan 27, 2012 12:12:56 GMT -5
Also, there's always a couple comments about how the people that disliked the video have fallen to some horrible fate befitting the video in question. (ie "2 people were turned into frogs" on a Chrono Trigger video) I actually kind of like those comments, some of them are pretty funny explanations as to why the people down voted. |
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Post by VenomFang on Jan 27, 2012 12:13:41 GMT -5
Fascinating how so many kids have so much free time on their hands to waste and act like idiots. Wonder what these people were doing with their time before youtube exsisted. Probably were babies I guess.
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jan 27, 2012 12:14:46 GMT -5
"was vader val venis?"
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jan 27, 2012 12:15:47 GMT -5
The overboard pandering to fans of a band.
"I wish Tool was my dad"
"I think that all religions should replace their deity with Thom Yorke."
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Yami Daimao
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Really, really wants to zigazig ah!
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Post by Yami Daimao on Jan 27, 2012 12:26:10 GMT -5
You say ___, I say ___ You say ___, I say ___ You say ___, I say ___ Came in here to post this. Most of the music related ones are annoying as shit. Like "God, please give us back *insert dead musician* in exchange for Bieber/Ke$ha/Gaga!" is just baffling, as you're basically wishing death upon someone for their work for selfish reasons. Another one that really grinds my gears is "I'm *insert any number between 10 - 18* and I listen to *insert classic artist/band*!". No one gives a shit how old you are, you aren't any cooler if you're 13 and you listen to David Bowie. |
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Post by Malcolm on Jan 27, 2012 12:30:45 GMT -5
Justin freaking Bieber comments on videos that don't involve him whatsoever and tools begging for thumbs ups in the most pathetic ways possible.
I've pretty much blocked Youtube comments at this point.
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Post by Orange on Jan 27, 2012 12:31:39 GMT -5
You say ___, I say ___ You say ___, I say ___ You say ___, I say ___ Came in here to post this. Most of the music related ones are annoying as s***. Like "God, please give us back *insert dead musician* in exchange for Bieber/Ke$ha/Gaga!" is just baffling, as you're basically wishing death upon someone for their work for selfish reasons. Another one that really grinds my gears is "I'm *insert any number between 10 - 18* and I listen to *insert classic artist/band*!". No one gives a s*** how old you are, you aren't any cooler if you're 13 and you listen to David Bowie. Oh man, I forgot about the age ones, SOOO ANNOYING! No, you don't get bonus points for being 12 and listening to Steppenwolf, sorry kid. It doesn't make you sound cool, it doesn't make you sound superior like you think it does, NOBODY cares. Luckily I haven't seen one of those in a while, but I no there's enough of them out there. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2012 12:33:59 GMT -5
*Any video that's really low quality*
"Was this filmed on a *insert object here*?"
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Post by nm on Jan 27, 2012 12:51:51 GMT -5
KURT COBAIN DIED IN 1994 JUSTIN BIEBER WAS BORN IN 1994 GOD WE WILL TRADE YOU
A wrestling video from some horrendous segment the WWE did a few years ago thats much worse than it is today, just pick one: "VINCE GO BACK TO THIS, IT IS MUCH BETTER THAN THAT GAY JOHN CENA PG CRAP"
i hate to use gay in that way, but it's an apt quote of youtube comments
In a year tops I will go view that Jeremy Piven hosted Raw, which was the worst piece of shit Raw I've ever sat through, and there will be a comment "WRESTLING WAS SO MUCH BETTER BACK THEN"
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Post by agent817 on Jan 27, 2012 12:55:09 GMT -5
You say ___, I say ___ You say ___, I say ___ You say ___, I say ___ Came in here to post this. Most of the music related ones are annoying as s***. Like "God, please give us back *insert dead musician* in exchange for Bieber/Ke$ha/Gaga!" is just baffling, as you're basically wishing death upon someone for their work for selfish reasons. Another one that really grinds my gears is "I'm *insert any number between 10 - 18* and I listen to *insert classic artist/band*!". No one gives a s*** how old you are, you aren't any cooler if you're 13 and you listen to David Bowie. I absolutely LOATHE those "You say I say" comments. I hate them with a blazing passion. They annoy me to death. Seriously, the music ones are void of logic. Also, regarding wrestling videos, the same old "PG SUCKS!" comments. I also am not surprised to see such comments in videos like bikini contests on Raw or Smackdown, or bra & panties matches, or even mud wrestling matches. Same with old wrestling videos with profanity on there. Let me just say this regarding videos from 2006 or 2007, especially 2007. Those days weren't any better than now. They act like things were much better then, though it could be argued about 2006, since there were some good angles, but that is beside the point. |
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Post by VenomFang on Jan 27, 2012 13:09:54 GMT -5
PG sucks lol. They are too young to remember WWE was PG before the Attitude era and LOL at them thinking that getting rid of PG will instantly make it better.
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Post by CaptainFall on Jan 27, 2012 13:12:07 GMT -5
Anytime a black person even makes an appearance, someone has the nerve to make a racist comment such as the N-word, savage, etc. And usually on the most random videos like a panda sneezing. |
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didn't want one.
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Jan 27, 2012 13:12:31 GMT -5
Justin Bieber, or any pop artist really, comments in a metal video. Dumb, I watched the metal video to get away from the pop music, you tool.
"Thumbs up if you like my comment!" I'll thumb it if it's clever, not because you aked for it.
"This is real music, unlike that ____"
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Post by darthalexander on Jan 27, 2012 13:12:37 GMT -5
This has been mentioned before but the "I'm only ____ but I love this music!!!!" post gets on my nerves. Who cares how old you are.
The "click like if you ___" is annoying as well.
FAAAAAAAAAAKKKEEEEE.
The Arrow in The Knee joke is very very old. "I wanted to watch this video but I got an arrow in the knee!!!!!!!!!!!!111" Har har, wow, laugh riot.
IMDB has horrible remarks as well.
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Tolerated, just not practically liked.
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Post by Eunös ✈ on Jan 27, 2012 13:18:27 GMT -5
I once watched a video about a Dog swimming with Dolphins.
Somehow the whole comment section was a huge argument about Religion totally unrelated to the video.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2012 13:22:50 GMT -5
Anytime the comment section spirals into a religious/political debate.
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Post by agent817 on Jan 27, 2012 13:27:20 GMT -5
Oh my goodness, being a fan of rap, the YouTube comment battles are a trainwreck. Also, you should see some comments on songs from Mexican rappers or Chicano rappers for that matter. There are battles among people "claiming Southside 13" and all that BS. Not to mention racist comments towards blacks, especially in this interview video with a Sureno rapper named Chino Grande, who was calling out Snoop Dogg. I seriously doubt Snoop even acknowledged it, but the comments on those videos were among the worst things I have ever seen. Stuff about Brown Pride, Sur 13, and calling out blacks and spouting racist comments.
Things of that nature almost make me ashamed that I am a fan of rap, as well as Mexican myself.
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