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Post by Orange on Jan 27, 2012 13:28:11 GMT -5
I once watched a video about a Dog swimming with Dolphins. Somehow the whole comment section was a huge argument about Religion totally unrelated to the video. That surprises me this much.
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mizerable
Fry's dog Seymour
You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest.
Posts: 23,475
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Post by mizerable on Jan 27, 2012 13:41:06 GMT -5
Who reads comments? The only time I might pay attention to them is if the vote bar below the video is way way low, then I might read the first couple comments to save myself from being Rick-Rolled or whatever.
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Post by austinariesfan88 on Jan 27, 2012 13:43:11 GMT -5
Racial/Politica/Religious debates and arguments Music snobbery and Justin Bieber hate PG Sux go back to the attitude era and Cena sux and can't wrestle comments If any Indy wrestler goes to the WWE he or she will be wasted.
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Post by Andrew is Good on Jan 27, 2012 13:45:24 GMT -5
I posted New Jack's rant on Chris Benoit on my youtube page and I was called the n word.
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Post by BorneAgain on Jan 27, 2012 13:45:44 GMT -5
"Man I miss real (music/games/movies/TV shows/commercials/bowel movements). Back in the (60s/70s/80s/90s/00s/ancient Rome) all the (songs/consoles/films/series/Kool-Aid flavors) were really great and meant something. Today's kids don't know what's good when they're busy with (well known pop act/hit game/cinema franchise/top show/popular brand of paperclips)."
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Eunös ✈
Dalek
Duck Feet Expert
Tolerated, just not practically liked.
Posts: 59,300
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Post by Eunös ✈ on Jan 27, 2012 13:48:17 GMT -5
I posted New Jack's rant on Chris Benoit on my youtube page and I was called the n word. Nasty person?
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Post by Hit Girl on Jan 27, 2012 14:34:31 GMT -5
All of them.
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Post by Savage Gambino on Jan 27, 2012 15:14:59 GMT -5
Wow, three pages and no one's mentioned the chain letters? You know the ones that usually start like "DON'T READ THIS".
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Post by moneyman20 on Jan 27, 2012 15:18:41 GMT -5
Wow, three pages and no one's mentioned the chain letters? You know the ones that usually start like "DON'T READ THIS". Maybe it's just me, but I don't see them as much as I used to on Youtube. To me, the Justin Bieber ones are the most annoying. Listen, I get you don't like him for whatever reason(I've yet to hear a decent reason why he receives such blinding rage), but I don't need to hear how much you hate the dude on this Judas Priest video. Go away.
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Post by Long A, Short A on Jan 27, 2012 15:28:17 GMT -5
Most "witty" comments that are responses to stupid comments.
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Post by Hit Girl on Jan 27, 2012 15:33:01 GMT -5
The most annoying comments IMO....
1- (Number of dislikes) Bieber fans hated this video
2- Madonna sucks, Gaga rulezz!!! (on every Madonna video)
3- Gaga sucks, Madonna rulezz!!! (on every Gaga video)
4- Religious and political debates (even on videos featuring a mother cat cuddling its kitten)
5- Venomous racist/sexist/homophobic/sectarian etc....comments, usually with poor spelling.
6- Conspiratorial posts
7- (Something) is GAY!!!!1111
8- "No homo"
9- Posts which argue that a film/song/book/etc...cannot be criticised unless the critic making the video has written/produced/directed/acted in a film/song/book of their own.
10- Overuse of memes.
The funniest comments on YouTube are the ones that take the subject of the video and invert it to criticise dislikes. For example if someone posts the music video to "Eye Of The Tiger" and it has 6 dislikes. Someone will say "6 people didn't run with Apollo triumphantly on the beach and splash in the surf" or words to that effect.
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Jan 27, 2012 15:39:04 GMT -5
A lot of the ones mentioned above, as well as a few more: Tubers going into graphic detail about how they masturbated to a video of an attractive woman (they don't even need to be DOING anything!), talking about how they "raep'd" the replay button for a music video, and this little gem:
Had to scour a Breaking Benjamin video to find it; they don't pop up often, but seemingly they do on BB vids. Hate to break it to you, scuzzy, but A) you don't have an AK-47, B) your mom doesn't give a s*** about Breaking Benjamin, and C) no one cares, no one will ever care, please stop being a person.
BTW, while I was looking, I found... yeah:
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!
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The Ichi
Patti Mayonnaise
AGGRESSIVE Executive Janitor of the Third Floor Manager's Bathroom
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Post by The Ichi on Jan 27, 2012 15:40:43 GMT -5
I no longer read them, because let's face it, they will never magically get better overnight so what's the point? I'll always remember this gem though:
Me: Bye mom Mom: Where are you going? Me: Im gonna go beat up *# of people that disliked the video* people Mom: By yourself? Me: No I’ve got *# of people that liked the video* other people to back me up Mother: “Oh ok, be back for dinner”
(I would always picture a kid who is the spitting image of Eric Cartman typing this out)
And of course this ultimate internet badass boast would always get cupious amounts of likes. Makes you hope the Mayans are right.
Edit: Damn, beaten to it by one post.
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Post by wildojinx on Jan 27, 2012 16:07:12 GMT -5
You think the "PG SUX" comments are bad? Try watching any territory show or pre-expansion era wwf match on youtube. 9 times out of 10 you'll see "vince killed real wrestling" comments.
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
Posts: 39,683
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jan 27, 2012 16:28:07 GMT -5
1998-2001 DA ATTITUDE ERA (BEST) 2002 FAG CENA SHOWED UP 2003 STILL AWSOME BT CENA STILL DER 2004 OMG FK U CENA 2005 CENA KILLS WRESLING 2006 DX LOLOLOL CNEA STILL UX 2007 DA UNDETAKER RULZ CENA SUX 2008 CENA STILL SUX LOL 2009 FK DA PG ERA 2010 CENA STIL SUX LOL 2011 CM PNUK RULZ CENA SUX 2012 CENA STL SUX LOL
I've been seeing a lot of these lately.
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Jan 27, 2012 17:08:00 GMT -5
1998-2001 DA ATTITUDE ERA (BEST) 2002 FAG CENA SHOWED UP 2003 STILL AWSOME BT CENA STILL DER 2004 OMG FK U CENA 2005 CENA KILLS WRESLING 2006 DX LOLOLOL CNEA STILL UX 2007 DA UNDETAKER RULZ CENA SUX 2008 CENA STILL SUX LOL 2009 FK DA PG ERA 2010 CENA STIL SUX LOL 2011 CM PNUK RULZ CENA SUX 2012 CENA STL SUX LOL I've been seeing a lot of these lately. If it's typed exactly like that, that's pretty awesome.
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Post by dlg3000 on Jan 27, 2012 18:52:59 GMT -5
Cena sux is rather stupid and annoying.
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Krimzon
Crow T. Robot
This guy is the man!
R.I.P. Deadpool
Posts: 43,870
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Post by Krimzon on Jan 27, 2012 18:58:38 GMT -5
I've never been more annoyed than I was when scrolling through the comments for Kanye West's "Power" video.
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agent817
Fry's dog Seymour
Doesn't Know Whose Ring It Is
Posts: 21,859
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Post by agent817 on Jan 27, 2012 19:48:20 GMT -5
I've never been more annoyed than I was when scrolling through the comments for Kanye West's "Power" video. Do they have to do with "Saints Row: The Third"? Anyway, regarding the anti-Cena comments, the one that went too far was when I read a comment on Cena's debut. One person was all "I wish I can go back and bring a sniper rifle." Seriously, now?!
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Post by FUNK_US/BRODUS on Jan 27, 2012 20:30:31 GMT -5
Illuminati comments.
I'm not going any further, not because Im worried of breaking the rules, but because i literally cant wrap my head around or understand what these people are aiming for.
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