Is John Cena required to save a kidnap victim

[Kevin Hamilton]

EVERY movie?

I mean like contractually? Cuz good lord, make that man a bounty hunter or something already.

[Deleted]

Cena's had three WWE films worth of hostage-saving and he still hasn't saved as many as Ted DiBiase. Think about that.

What they need to do is a crossover with John Triton trying to save hostages from Jacob Goodnight.

[Andrew is Good]

I guess they think he's the kind of guy who would save people. Unlike Triple H, the guy who people see as a convicted felon.

[N E O G E O B O Y S]

Legendary seems to be the exception

[Heartbreaker]

He's like Super Mario?

[Kevin Hamilton]

Oct 14, 2011 20:48:25 GMT -5 N E O G E O B O Y S said:

Legendary seems to be the exception

Oh yeah, I did kinda forget that one.

And hell in that one HE was the convict. So I guess HHH will be saving someone next.

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The Marine and 12 Rounds are the only two Cena movies that I've seen and they were stupid fun. I'd watch them again.

They need to make a Police Academy movie next. Vince as Commandant Lassard and Cole as Harris would be brilliance. Cena can save a hostage in that one as well.

[Red Impact]

That should be worked into his gimmick. Just have him go save a hostage every show, then come back in time for a match.

[crimsonwolf]

Everybody gets one.

[zeez]

Bounty hunter? Isn't that what he is in this new movie or something?

[Deleted]

Oct 14, 2011 21:53:03 GMT -5 zeez said:

Bounty hunter? Isn't that what he is in this new movie or something?

Sort of, but they're hired to go save a hostage.

[Kevin Hamilton]

I meant in real life, er kayfabe real life, like how Duke Drose was a garbage man who wrestled, and TL Hopper was a plumber who wrestled, and Phantasio was a magician who wrestled, John could be a bounty hunter. Who wrestled.

[Cela]

Oct 14, 2011 20:47:15 GMT -5 Andrew is Good said:

I guess they think he's the kind of guy who would save people. Unlike Triple H, the guy who people see as a convicted felon.

Or a vampire.

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Oct 14, 2011 22:36:02 GMT -5 Cela said:

Oct 14, 2011 20:47:15 GMT -5 Andrew is Good said:

I guess they think he's the kind of guy who would save people. Unlike Triple H, the guy who people see as a convicted felon.

Or a vampire.

Triple H, a a man falsely convicted of vampirism, now released and hoping to get his life back on track by being the chaperone to a school trip to a pickle factory.

Dammit, make it happen.

[Wolf Hurricane]

Oct 14, 2011 20:22:46 GMT -5 Lizuka #BLM said:

Cena's had three WWE films worth of hostage-saving and he still hasn't saved as many as Ted DiBiase. Think about that.

Ted DiBiase... more of a superhero than John Cena?

[HardKore]

Oct 14, 2011 22:36:02 GMT -5 Cela said:

Oct 14, 2011 20:47:15 GMT -5 Andrew is Good said:

I guess they think he's the kind of guy who would save people. Unlike Triple H, the guy who people see as a convicted felon.

Or a vampire.

Sparkly or non sparkly?

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Oct 14, 2011 22:54:36 GMT -5 Wolf Hurricane said:

Oct 14, 2011 20:22:46 GMT -5 Lizuka #BLM said:

Cena's had three WWE films worth of hostage-saving and he still hasn't saved as many as Ted DiBiase. Think about that.

Ted DiBiase... more of a superhero than John Cena?

His superpower is lulling large groups into apathy and then taking advantage of his opponent.

[Yami Daimao]

Oct 14, 2011 20:47:15 GMT -5 Andrew is Good said:

I guess they think he's the kind of guy who would save people. Unlike Triple H, the guy who people see as a convicted felon.

I can see Triple H as the kind of guy who plans a fake hostage situation, one that garners wide public attention, and he's a "brave stranger who makes the save". Thus, orchestrating the entire event to make himself look like the ultimate hero, gaining worldwide attention.