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Post by TheVoiceofReason on Oct 2, 2011 19:20:55 GMT -5
This topic is to attract all Jerry Lawler haters alike. Let's express our absolute hatred for that loathsome announcer collectively. I'll start by posting a fantasy scenario with that lousy Lawler: MATCH ANNOUNCED ON THE SPOT: MICHAEL COLE VS JERRY LAWLER. STIPULATION: BURIED ALIVE. ENTIRE ROSTER COMES OUT AND BEATS THE f*** OUT OF LAWLER, ALL GRAB A SHOVEL AND BURY HIM, NOTE THAT IT WAS GOOD OL JR WHO THROWS HIS ASS IN THE GRAVE. LAST TIME HE EVER APPEARS IN THE WWE AGAIN. Another MIZ AND R-TRUTH GANG UP ON JERRY LAWLER IN THE RING AND SLAM HIM DOWN ON THE MAT. BOOKER T WALKS IN TO THE RING. LENDS A HAND TO LAWLER, LIFTS HIM UP SO THAT HE'S BENT OVER TRYING TO CATCH HIS BREATH. BOOKER T...HITS A SCISSOR KICK ON LAWLER. CROWD MARKS OUT, SPINAROONIE!! SEGMENT ENDS ON A HAPPY NOTE. Like that. Go on fellow Lawler Loathers! |
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Post by Slingshot Suplay on Oct 2, 2011 19:26:44 GMT -5
Kerry Von Erich returns from the dead to slap the claw on a shocked Lawler. Then he drapes a Superclash III banner over Lawler and takes the AWA and WCCW title belts back to the grave.
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Post by Kash Flagg on Oct 2, 2011 19:34:21 GMT -5
If this is the voice of reason, I'd rather stay insane.
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Post by TheVoiceofReason on Oct 2, 2011 19:39:06 GMT -5
If this is the voice of reason, I'd rather stay insane. Yes, I am the VOICE OF REASON! What I say and ask of people is all PERFECTLY LOGICAL and MAKES SENSE. My good man, why stay insane and like Lawler? But anyway new scenario: JERRY LAWLER REUNITES WITH HIS SON BRIAN CHRISTOPHER IN THE RING. THEY APPEAR TO BE ON GOOD TERMS NOW. SUDDENLY MUSIC HITS. RIKISHI AND SCOTTY COME OUT. LOOKS LIKE A TOO COOL REUNION. ALL STANDING IN THE RING. RIKISHI PUTS SUNGLASSES ON JERRY. THEN RIKISHI KICKS HIM BRIAN AND SCOTTY BEAT ON HIM A BIT MORE AND POSITION HIM ON THE CORNER. STINKFACE ON LAWLER, FOLLOWED BY RIKISHI'S OLD ASS SLAM. CROWD MARKS OUT AS THEY ALL DANCE IN THE RING. |
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Post by Citizen Snips on Oct 2, 2011 19:39:34 GMT -5
Kerry Von Erich returns from the dead to slap the claw on a shocked Lawler. Then he drapes a Superclash III banner over Lawler and takes the AWA and WCCW title belts back to the grave. This is quite possibly the greatest thing I've ever read on these forums. |
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Magician under the moonlight
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Always Beaten To The Punchline. Always.
A magician and a thief. That's Badass
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Post by Magician under the moonlight on Oct 2, 2011 19:43:59 GMT -5
Love how he makes fun of fat people when he is no better than them. Yeah, I hate him too. His time is passed.
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Post by knuckles on Oct 2, 2011 19:47:38 GMT -5
Lawler s*cks a thousand shlongs. Hate him with a virulent pssion.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Oct 2, 2011 19:57:53 GMT -5
He's the worst face on the planet.
He sucks beyond all belief these days.
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Rican
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
July 17, 2011 - HHHe called it
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Post by Rican on Oct 2, 2011 20:10:16 GMT -5
The day Jerry Lawler retires from the announce booth, I will dance and weep with joy.
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Post by TheVoiceofReason on Oct 2, 2011 20:15:55 GMT -5
The day Jerry Lawler retires from the announce booth, I will dance and weep with joy. Great minds think aline.  |
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Renslayer
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
every time i come around your city...
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Post by Renslayer on Oct 2, 2011 20:16:21 GMT -5
What did he do this time?
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Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on Oct 2, 2011 20:20:06 GMT -5
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Magician under the moonlight
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Always Beaten To The Punchline. Always.
A magician and a thief. That's Badass
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Post by Magician under the moonlight on Oct 2, 2011 20:22:50 GMT -5
What did he do this time? He buried the entire roster.   |
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Post by Johnny Truant on Oct 2, 2011 20:27:20 GMT -5
Lawler s*cks a thousand shlongs. Hate him with a virulent pssion. sucks |
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nate5054
Hank Scorpio
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Post by nate5054 on Oct 2, 2011 21:12:07 GMT -5
He's the worst face on the planet. He sucks beyond all belief these days. It's true, he's worthless as an announcer. |
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Oct 2, 2011 21:17:01 GMT -5
What did he do this time? At this point, what didn't he do? |
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Post by Kash Flagg on Oct 2, 2011 21:27:28 GMT -5
I'm not a fan of his announcing, but I like Lawler, so I'll be THAT guy in all this.
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Oct 2, 2011 21:45:53 GMT -5
WHAT?!
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Nikki Heyman
Fry's dog Seymour
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✬ Believe In The Fight ✬
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Oct 2, 2011 22:27:44 GMT -5
I'd rather have Lawler call matches Solo that Any combination of WWE commentators and Michael Fn Cole
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Post by Bishblast on Oct 2, 2011 22:31:26 GMT -5
Well, I enjoy some of his work from the 70s and 80s, as well as a good bit of his heel run in WWF. I've always thought he was one of the great heels, at that point in time, which is amazing considering how huge as a face he was in Memphis. Always been a fan of the King...
However, the last decade or so, his announcing has gotten pretty bad. Not only that, but he really hurt my first Wrestlemania earlier this year with his match with Cole. This past year alone, he's been one of the most intolerant personalities in WWE, surpassing Cole by a fair margin.
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