Celgress
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Celgress on Nov 2, 2011 18:12:35 GMT -5
Vince McMahon is the most fascinating man ever. Stay crazy, my friends. indeed ;D
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Post by Threadkiller [Classic] on Nov 2, 2011 18:18:18 GMT -5
Wasn't he coaching Trips on how the do that Katie Vick skit? I remember a HHH interview where he said something like that. Because if anyone knows how to make it with a corpse, it's that wacky Vince McMahon. He's like Homer Simpson. He has a frame of reference for EVERYTHING because he's done EVERYTHING.
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Cronant
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Cronant on Nov 2, 2011 18:18:58 GMT -5
Vince is a legend. And hearing HHH explain the Katie Vick just hits home how out there it was.
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El Dandy
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Post by El Dandy on Nov 2, 2011 18:23:48 GMT -5
I could envision Vince badgering her to strip like he got Droz to puke on "Beyond the Mat."
"Oh my God, she's gonna, she's gonna, she's gonna strip!"
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Squirrel Master
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Post by Squirrel Master on Nov 2, 2011 19:03:01 GMT -5
Pretty sure he taught her to make bubbles too...
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Nov 2, 2011 19:05:20 GMT -5
So who taught Vince how to strip? Vince's darkest secret... IT WAS HIM!
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Post by jadison on Nov 2, 2011 20:01:01 GMT -5
There's something mildly unsettling about Kelly in general. I don't know what it is, but something just isn't right. She's in some sort of weird human version of the uncanny valley. Like I look at her and I don't find her attractive, but I can't think of anything (besides too much mascara) I actually find unattractive about her Right on. I just don't get it...she is the least attractive 24 year old with a great body I've ever witnessed, that is for certain. I don't hate her or anything, though I'd rather just not have her on TV just because...I don't know. She's like the universe divided by zero. AKA a black hole.
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Post by Threadkiller [Classic] on Nov 2, 2011 20:04:11 GMT -5
She's in some sort of weird human version of the uncanny valley. Like I look at her and I don't find her attractive, but I can't think of anything (besides too much mascara) I actually find unattractive about her Right on. I just don't get it...she is the least attractive 24 year old with a great body I've ever witnessed, that is for certain. I don't hate her or anything, though I'd rather just not have her on TV just because...I don't know. She's like the universe divided by zero. AKA a black hole. The hottest she ever looked was when she was under the threat of getting killed by Kharma. Something about her distressed, woe-is-me face made her actually look like a normal girl, as opposed to a painted-faced automaton.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 2, 2011 20:51:26 GMT -5
Forget stripping, I just want to know who taught her to urinate in a sink.
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Ragnal
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Post by Ragnal on Nov 2, 2011 21:11:42 GMT -5
There's something mildly unsettling about Kelly in general. I don't know what it is, but something just isn't right. Really. I hadn't noticed. Forget stripping, I just want to know who taught her to urinate in a sink. The other girls in that picture, I'm guessing.
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Rican
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Rican on Nov 2, 2011 21:16:55 GMT -5
You guys, Vince clearly just knows how to strip because he was doing those stripper aerobic exercises. Those buns of steel don't tone themselves.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Nov 2, 2011 22:02:16 GMT -5
So, so creepy.
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Toates Madhackrviper
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Post by Toates Madhackrviper on Nov 3, 2011 0:06:00 GMT -5
You know after "That Kneelift Story" and the Australia interview I thought I could never feel bad about anything bad said about Kelly Kelly. But congratulations guys! You've gone to such plain ridiculous levels with your insults and attacks that I actually do feel bad!
I still dislike her... but this is just stupid.
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Post by #RUDO Coco Del Rio on Nov 3, 2011 0:09:10 GMT -5
^ By far, the best quote in the interview.
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The Ichi
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Post by The Ichi on Nov 3, 2011 0:10:58 GMT -5
You know after "That Kneelift Story" and the Australia interview I thought I could never feel bad about anything bad said about Kelly Kelly. But congratulations guys! You've gone to such plain ridiculous levels with your insults and attacks that I actually do feel bad! I still dislike her... but this is just stupid. And this is why we do it: ^ By far, the best quote in the interview.
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Celgress
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The Superior One
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Post by Celgress on Nov 3, 2011 0:11:28 GMT -5
^ By far, the best quote in the interview. Wow there is so much wrong with that, I do not even know where to start.
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Sajoa Moe
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Nov 3, 2011 0:12:33 GMT -5
^ By far, the best quote in the interview. Lifelong fan.
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queenbee
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Post by queenbee on Nov 3, 2011 0:12:45 GMT -5
Her interview comes off to pathetic to me too, and rather hilarious, absurd. I mean Vince taught me how to strip?! LMAO! Vince showing her the moves, might be the right word, like, do'h!
and daf**??!?! RAFIKI?!?! Or is that RIKISHI?!?!?
ROFL.
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Post by Savage Gambino on Nov 3, 2011 0:13:45 GMT -5
Vince is a legend. And hearing HHH explain the Katie Vick just hits home how out there it was. Umm... how do you bang a mannequin subtly?
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Post by norsisclouds on Nov 3, 2011 0:14:04 GMT -5
^ By far, the best quote in the interview. Wow there is so much wrong with that, I do not even know where to start. I felt bad for a second but she deserves every insult she gets. GO AWAY KELLY JUST GO AWAY!
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