Celgress
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Post by Celgress on Nov 3, 2011 14:12:03 GMT -5
DAMMIT! YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG, DAMMIT! MOVE THOSE HIPS RIGHT, DAMMIT! indeed
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Celgress
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Post by Celgress on Nov 3, 2011 14:32:17 GMT -5
Kelly Kelly could be the American Ayumi Kurihara and we wouldn't even know because she is forced to hold back so she won't upstage anyone. Dare I say it, Kelly Kelly is a tragic figure in pro wrestling. Thanks, I haven't laughed this hard in about a month. ;D
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Post by Savage Gambino on Nov 3, 2011 15:07:42 GMT -5
Kelly Kelly could be the American Ayumi Kurihara and we wouldn't even know because she is forced to hold back so she won't upstage anyone. Dare I say it, Kelly Kelly is a tragic figure in pro wrestling. Thanks, I haven't laughed this hard in about a month. ;D You laugh, but it's not the most outlandish argument, let alone by "Internet logic". Now, I would hardly say she's "the American Ayumi Kurihara", but I have no doubt that she's probably being held back something fierce. Damn near every interview by a released WWE Diva signifies that they're being held back, that there are some serious politics. Hell, Kelly Kelly was one of the most over Divas for at least the last three years, but was a jobber to the stars until the People's Choice RAW. On the other hand, Eve and Nikki Bella, the latter of whom's moveset amounts to "Women's Special Slap" and "do the twin thing" got multiple reigns despite being as over as Rob Conway. Yet still, because she pissed in a sink once (obviously the only young person to ever do something stupid), and she didn't learn "workrate" in the Indys, she's an acceptable target. In conjuncture with every other former Divas comments about being held back, if any other Diva had made her comment about people "wanting to see catfights", it would be viewed as a talking point and disregarded as quickly. But, because it was Kelly Kelly, who is an acceptable target, it is viewed as her not being passionate about wrestling at best, and disrespectful to the business in general at worst, be it due to personal dislike or "for the lulz". As I said above, Eve and Nikki Bella got Diva's championship reigns despite being met to a chorus of nothing before and during their reigns, Alicia Fox got a reign while being relatively green as hell (and I say that as a fan of hers), and Maryse gets a reign despite being relatively on the same level as Kelly, and no one says anything. Kelly basically only won because the WWE Universe physically booked her into the match, and people ask what (or who) she must have done to deserve to be Divas champion. I'm not saying she doesn't deserve some of the criticism she gets (particularly around that massive dip in her match quality this year after a slow and steady progression from about 2007 to 2009), and I'm not saying we can't poke fun (she does look almost mechanical at times), but by no means does Kelly Kelly have it easy.
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Post by Kash Flagg on Nov 3, 2011 15:15:35 GMT -5
I wonder if Vince puts on a wig from time to time and goes work at the local strip club. I also wonder who would be drunk enough to get a lapdance from him?
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Celgress
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Post by Celgress on Nov 3, 2011 15:17:53 GMT -5
Thanks, I haven't laughed this hard in about a month. ;D You laugh, but it's not the most outlandish argument, let alone by "Internet logic"..... It was more the way the post was worded that I found funny than anything else. Still I do agree with you to a certain degree. I do not understand why in this day & age of tv & video game kick ass females why the E is not tapping into that market.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 3, 2011 16:00:59 GMT -5
I despise her as a wrestler, but I can't fathom why some people would harbor hate for her as an actual person. Some of the comments are pretty harsh.
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Post by The Ichi on Nov 3, 2011 23:02:09 GMT -5
Thanks, I haven't laughed this hard in about a month. ;D and I'm not saying we can't poke fun You are basically saying that, though. Well maybe not you specifically, but all the Buzz Killingtons that stormed into this thread declaring that the "hate" is too much. Bah. What happened to this being a place of laughter? Is it at someone's expense? Sure, but I thought the foundation of this site was BUILT on that practice. I've had to put up with people I like getting ripped on. Mickie James is a fat horse woman, Daniel Bryan is a bland vanilla midget nerd, and don't even get me STARTED on what it's like being a John Cena fan. Know what I do? I put my figurative shades on and deal with it. And I'm sorry, but even if that stinkface quote was toyed with, it's still worth making fun of. I wish we could go back to that, but it's apparantly too much for a comedy forum. I really hate how serious it's gotten here these days. Come on people!
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Nov 3, 2011 23:58:08 GMT -5
Kelly Kelly is a fat horse faced vanilla midget who never sells injuries and is always in the title picture. Am I doing it right?
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Post by Thunderbolt on Nov 4, 2011 3:54:34 GMT -5
So, HBK taught Vince how to do a striptease, and then Vince tried to teach it to Kellybot2000.
So in the end we can all put this in HBK's "lop".
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Post by Lazy peon on Nov 4, 2011 14:41:45 GMT -5
^ By far, the best quote in the interview. That HAS to be a misquote. No way she can seriously consider that her best move!
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Post by Famous Rocking Chimes on Nov 4, 2011 14:47:31 GMT -5
^ By far, the best quote in the interview. That HAS to be a misquote. No way she can seriously consider that her best move! I think it's worse that she got the name wrong! I seriously hope that was a typo.
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Post by Ace Baretta on Nov 4, 2011 15:02:43 GMT -5
I wonder if Vince puts on a wig from time to time and goes work at the local strip club. I also wonder who would be drunk enough to get a lapdance from him? If anyone is going to get THAT Kashed up.......
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Post by SAJ Forth on Nov 4, 2011 15:05:34 GMT -5
I wonder if Vince puts on a wig from time to time and goes work at the local strip club. I also wonder who would be drunk enough to get a lapdance from him? I figured he was the weird DJ. "DontforgettotipyourwaitressherecomessaneraDAMMIT"!
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Nov 4, 2011 17:44:41 GMT -5
This must be one of the great thread titles, right up there with "Road Warriors Shoot Hard on Vince" and Bret Hart Looks Like a Slut."
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Post by ________ has left the building on Nov 4, 2011 17:47:17 GMT -5
I wonder if Vince puts on a wig from time to time and goes work at the local strip club. I also wonder who would be drunk enough to get a lapdance from him? Where did you think he learned how to make his ass do tricks? His stage name is Peaches. And after a couple Long Island Teas, Johnny Ace is down for whatever.
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Post by edgegore on Nov 4, 2011 18:58:51 GMT -5
I wonder if Vince puts on a wig from time to time and goes work at the local strip club. I also wonder who would be drunk enough to get a lapdance from him? Where did you think he learned how to make his ass do tricks? His stage name is Peaches. And after a couple Long Island Teas, Johnny Ace is down for whatever. Oh God. The mental picture. The Mental Picture!! *must gouge out eyes* LOL.
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Post by molson5 on Nov 4, 2011 19:02:37 GMT -5
That said, some of the hate from people here is just disturbing Ya, it is a little sick to have such a real hatred for a TV character. I mean, take a step back for a second and chill out. It's just a wrestling diva.
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