Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jul 28, 2012 17:55:07 GMT -5
Now for Hayden, who's reacting pretty much like I expected, calling me a coward and such. All I'm gonna say, Hayden, is that I stepped into the ring with you, we stood across from one another, and you were a step too slow to keep me from laying you out. Do you really think it'd play out any different in a one on one match?
It wasn't cowardice, by the way; I just was tired of seeing you take up TV time every week at the expense of other, more deserving talent like Jonathan Michaels. You're welcome by the way, Jono. Well Ryan, considering you prevented me from reaching ten defenses to challenge you, I'd say you are scared. Scared at the possibility of Hollywood's Own challenging for your title.
You saw what I was capable of week after week. Every defense bringing me closer and closer to lucky number ten. And with each defense, your fear grew. And when your fear reaches the boiling point, in an act of cowardice, you took my title and gave it to Jono. A man that voluntarily gave up a title shot the week prior. But he's more deserving to the TV Title than me.
You may have taken away my title, you might have flushed seven defenses down the drain. But when I win the BattleBowl, I sincerely hope you beat Gus. Because I want to repay the favor and take your title away from you.
Hollywood has a dark side Ryan. And you're gonna realize that soon enough.
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Jul 28, 2012 18:19:45 GMT -5
*Dupoe is in the catwalks above the ring, hes splattered in blood* Dupoe: Cain, If theres one thing I detest more than ignorance, non believers and thunder, its disrespect, namely from people who don't know there place. At Battlebowl your going to learn your place even if I have to beat you into a pile of protoplasm to do so. If you don't believe I am capable of such violence ask the corpse over here*The camera slowly pans around the corner to reveal a body with a dagger run through the chest, wrapped in barbwire* Dupoe: This man disrespected me and now hes dead, a victim of his own rebellion, you could even argue a martyr. Either way, you should consider yourself lucky that I am forbidden to kill competitors...at least in ring, because I would kill you to serve as a proverbial head on a pike to anyone who wishes to disrespect me.*Jack Cain is sitting in the basement of the FAWA Arena, with his feet up on a desk. In front of him is a laptop with a Kelly Brook screensaver, a notepad, a Spider-Man basketball hoop mounted on the wall, and a nameplate on the desk saying "Jack Cain Protection Est. 1998". Cain is talking on his phone.* JC: Look, I don't care if Usain Bolt offers me a million, I've got something to do next week I can't get out of... no, I can't reschedule, I've got to kick some guy's ass... he can cry all he wants... the man makes millions each year, he's the fastest man alive and has a schlong the side of a Cadillac bumper, he can handle himself... hold on, I have another call...*click*...hello? Claudia Christian, AND Jeri Ryan on Wednesday night? Who am I to argue? I'll be round at 8pm. Do they want the usual? Cool, I'll bring the sink plunger... *click* ...Bolt did what? Oh alright, tell him I'll be over on Friday, but I gotta be back here by Sunday, and if he pulls that German sausage trick again, my fee doubles... *ding*, hold on, I got an email, I'll have to go..*Cain watches the video of Dupoe's promo on his laptop* JC: Jeremy, you seem to think that I'm doing this for some attention. You seem to think that I'm doing this to disrespect you, and to make you look foolish.....Well guess what Jessy,
I AM*Cain's phone rings again, he picks it up, shouts "Go away unless you're Megan Fox" and hangs up again.* JC: I'm doing this because the best way to get noticed is to go straight to the top, and if you can make an impression on the CEO, people are always gonna take notice. I'm not just a lunk thought Dupoe, I've done my research, I know your weak spots, I know how to push your buttons, and I ain't exactly a beginner at this either.*Cain's phone rings again* "If you're minging, please stop ringing"
JC: I've been around a bit, and you can sit there hurling daggers like a James Bond extra till the cows come home, but it ain't gonna make much difference when the two of us get in there, cos I'm gonna take you apart, and the only throwing you'll be doing after that will be throwing up.*Cain's phone rings again...* "Megan? Finally, listen, what are you doing on Thursday?" Please...if you knew my weaknesses I wouldn't have made the match. I however, can read you like a book, I know your kind, seeking fame by challenging the big man on campus, and whos bigger then the person who runs the day to day operations. You see this prisonyard logic will only lead to your inevidable distruction. You will realise what a mistake you have made when your left bleeding, BEGGING AT MY FEET for your death and at that point I will leave you to your suffering for you will have learned your place. IA IA Cthulhu fhtagn
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Bull Ant
AC Slater
The World's Strongest Ant
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Post by Bull Ant on Jul 28, 2012 20:35:12 GMT -5
*sees ghost running towards him with frying pan* Hey Ghost, can we talk? I overheard your talk. If you need someone to guard you Im your Ant
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Jul 28, 2012 20:39:16 GMT -5
*stops running and catches his breath Okay I think I lost him. Good to hear it man. I've got to go return this frying pan to my sister.
*continues running
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Jul 28, 2012 21:06:25 GMT -5
*FAWA.com exclusive*(we see The Sam standing in a hallway in the FAWA arena, next to a large shadow of a man against the wall) HA HA HA HA! The time has come ladies and gentlemen. No more wait, no more wonder. Remember this moment, remember a more peaceful time. Remember a happier time. Remember a time where you need not worry that your body would be snapped in two. Because, from this moment on, no one is safe in FAWA. Let me explain it to you peons who can't understand. You see on Niteraw, I debuted The Sam Enterprises greatest experiment. After a months of trials and experiments, my sweet Mother's corporation was able to fund for special treatments, thanks to an anonymous donor, this treatment would make any man fifty times bigger, fifty times stronger, fifty times faster than even the most well conditioned athletes. And ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce you to the success of those experiments.(The shadow steps closer revealing the behemoth who attacked Connor Mackenzie on Niteraw) Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to re-introduce you to the man formely known as The Great Warrior. But this monster is no longer The Great Warrior, this monster is The Super Warrior.
At this time we would like to send our condolences to Connor Mackenzie. (footage of Connor being choke slammed onto the floor from Niteraw) And we hope that wake up call got through to you Connor, we hope that you realize that this is the end for you. There is no way you can defeat The Super Warrior. Sure, you could challenge The Super Warrior to a match. And maybe you could grab the tights and get the pin. But you see, Super Warrior doesn't care. He won't stop when the bell sounds. The Super Warrior will destroy you Connor. I only ask, for your sake, that you dare not stand in the way of myself or The Super Warrior. We may not be friends Connor, but even I would feel some remorse for being somewhat responsible for your death. *The screen is black but the camera shows a time stamp in the corner to show that it is recording.* So, after taking out all of your goons and you being a man you decide to use "special treatments" eh, Sam? You claim how your Super Warrior is fifty times faster, stronger, bigger. Let me take you through on a little math lesson Sam. You see, like Aaron Enigma says. It's elementary. Fifty times zero is still zero. And that is exactly what you and your "Warrior" are. *An outline comes into focus, appearing to be Connor's hooded cloak as the camera comes closer.* Threatening me with death is not something to take lightly The Sam. What you don't understand is you've just opened up a completely different can of worms. You think that what you have is a secret weapon. No. What you have is a time-bomb. And I'm the demolitions expert. I'm going to take him apart. Piece. By. Piece. You are right about one thing Sam. We aren't friends. So the next time you're even close to me you better hope you have some running shoes on.
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Gus Richlen: Ruffian
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
BAU BAU
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jul 29, 2012 0:36:54 GMT -5
My name is on everybody's lips lately, and why shouldn't it be? I've proven beyond any shadow of a doubt that I'm the best that there is!
So let me take some time out of my busy schedule to address a couple of my detractors.
First, Richlen. You know Gussy, there's something that I've said a number of times, something that I could've made into my catchphrase if it were a little bit catchier. "Underestimate me, motherf***er, I dare you!" I've said that to lots of people, and then I went on to hand those people their asses in the ring.
So you think that I of all people am gonna make the mistake of dismissing you as an easy first title defense? After you already took one of my titles? No way.
The problem with being perceived as a threat, Richlen, is that it's bad for you. I mean, if I think somebody's a threat to me, it's only natural for me to want to neutralize that threat with extreme prejudice, understand?
I can beat you. I've proven that lots of times. I ended your reign as Champion Of Honor. But why take the chance when I don't have to?
I think I know just how to neutralize the threat that calls itself the "Emerald Warrior", and make sure I retain at BattleBowl. You've been warned. I've beaten you before and at BattleBowl I will do it again.
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jul 29, 2012 0:52:59 GMT -5
My name is on everybody's lips lately, and why shouldn't it be? I've proven beyond any shadow of a doubt that I'm the best that there is!
So let me take some time out of my busy schedule to address a couple of my detractors.
First, Richlen. You know Gussy, there's something that I've said a number of times, something that I could've made into my catchphrase if it were a little bit catchier. "Underestimate me, motherf***er, I dare you!" I've said that to lots of people, and then I went on to hand those people their asses in the ring.
So you think that I of all people am gonna make the mistake of dismissing you as an easy first title defense? After you already took one of my titles? No way.
The problem with being perceived as a threat, Richlen, is that it's bad for you. I mean, if I think somebody's a threat to me, it's only natural for me to want to neutralize that threat with extreme prejudice, understand?
I can beat you. I've proven that lots of times. I ended your reign as Champion Of Honor. But why take the chance when I don't have to?
I think I know just how to neutralize the threat that calls itself the "Emerald Warrior", and make sure I retain at BattleBowl. You've been warned.
Now for Hayden, who's reacting pretty much like I expected, calling me a coward and such. All I'm gonna say, Hayden, is that I stepped into the ring with you, we stood across from one another, and you were a step too slow to keep me from laying you out. Do you really think it'd play out any different in a one on one match?
It wasn't cowardice, by the way; I just was tired of seeing you take up TV time every week at the expense of other, more deserving talent like Jonathan Michaels. You're welcome by the way, Jono. I find it offensive that you think Hayden is stupid enough to fall for that crap.
If there's one thing people know about me, regardless of whatever else anyone thinks about me, it is that I don't play cards under the table, if I were working with you, which I am not, everyone would know it.
Because I would tell them.
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Square
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Square-Because he looks good at all the right angles.
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Post by Square on Jul 29, 2012 7:42:01 GMT -5
*Square holds the title up in the air* Enigma,Alexander you two think that you've got a chance to take this title however that chance is a LIE. YOU WILL NEVER TAKE THIS TITLE BECAUSE I AM THE GREATEST. I am the champion and I will STILL be champion come Battlebowl and neither of you can defeat the Revolution of Evolution. Enjoy my shadow, you two are stuck in it forevermore
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The Punisher
Unicron
"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Jul 29, 2012 14:48:30 GMT -5
*Jack Cain is sitting in the basement of the FAWA Arena, with his feet up on a desk. In front of him is a laptop with a Kelly Brook screensaver, a notepad, a Spider-Man basketball hoop mounted on the wall, and a nameplate on the desk saying "Jack Cain Protection Est. 1998". Cain is talking on his phone.* JC: Look, I don't care if Usain Bolt offers me a million, I've got something to do next week I can't get out of... no, I can't reschedule, I've got to kick some guy's ass... he can cry all he wants... the man makes millions each year, he's the fastest man alive and has a schlong the side of a Cadillac bumper, he can handle himself... hold on, I have another call...*click*...hello? Claudia Christian, AND Jeri Ryan on Wednesday night? Who am I to argue? I'll be round at 8pm. Do they want the usual? Cool, I'll bring the sink plunger... *click* ...Bolt did what? Oh alright, tell him I'll be over on Friday, but I gotta be back here by Sunday, and if he pulls that German sausage trick again, my fee doubles... *ding*, hold on, I got an email, I'll have to go..*Cain watches the video of Dupoe's promo on his laptop* JC: Jeremy, you seem to think that I'm doing this for some attention. You seem to think that I'm doing this to disrespect you, and to make you look foolish.....Well guess what Jessy,
I AM*Cain's phone rings again, he picks it up, shouts "Go away unless you're Megan Fox" and hangs up again.* JC: I'm doing this because the best way to get noticed is to go straight to the top, and if you can make an impression on the CEO, people are always gonna take notice. I'm not just a lunk thought Dupoe, I've done my research, I know your weak spots, I know how to push your buttons, and I ain't exactly a beginner at this either.*Cain's phone rings again* "If you're minging, please stop ringing"
JC: I've been around a bit, and you can sit there hurling daggers like a James Bond extra till the cows come home, but it ain't gonna make much difference when the two of us get in there, cos I'm gonna take you apart, and the only throwing you'll be doing after that will be throwing up.*Cain's phone rings again...* "Megan? Finally, listen, what are you doing on Thursday?" Please...if you knew my weaknesses I wouldn't have made the match. I however, can read you like a book, I know your kind, seeking fame by challenging the big man on campus, and whos bigger then the person who runs the day to day operations. You see this prisonyard logic will only lead to your inevidable distruction. You will realise what a mistake you have made when your left bleeding, BEGGING AT MY FEET for your death and at that point I will leave you to your suffering for you will have learned your place. IA IA Cthulhu fhtagn*Jack Cain is sitting at his desk with his feet up, reading a book, entitled "Jack Cain, My Glorious Life So Far". He has spectacles perched on the end of his nose, and instead of a cigar, is smoking a pipe.* JC: Ah Jeremy, so good of you to mention my book. Priced $16.99 now from all good bookstores in your town or city and online. Now, to the business at hand. I'm really not in the mood for all this black magic mumbo jumbo, so I'll put it to you straight: This is all about me, making you, look second best, and no amount of waffle is going to change that.
The one thing you have to think about is this: What if I don't beg for my life? What if I don't roll over like you want me to? What happens if I actually, well, kick your ass?
That gonna surprise you?
That gonna worry the "Envoy of Chaos?"
I hope so, because you should be worried. In fact, you should be goddamned terrified. I'm gonna mess you up so bad the only envoy we're gonna need is from a UN peacekeeping force. I'm gonna kick your ass so hard you'll cough up your colon.
Now, if you'll forgive me, I got some important reading to do...*Cain goes back to his book as the camera fades out...*
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Jul 29, 2012 15:17:25 GMT -5
Please...if you knew my weaknesses I wouldn't have made the match. I however, can read you like a book, I know your kind, seeking fame by challenging the big man on campus, and whos bigger then the person who runs the day to day operations. You see this prisonyard logic will only lead to your inevidable distruction. You will realise what a mistake you have made when your left bleeding, BEGGING AT MY FEET for your death and at that point I will leave you to your suffering for you will have learned your place. IA IA Cthulhu fhtagn *Jack Cain is sitting at his desk with his feet up, reading a book, entitled "Jack Cain, My Glorious Life So Far". He has spectacles perched on the end of his nose, and instead of a cigar, is smoking a pipe.* JC: Ah Jeremy, so good of you to mention my book. Priced $16.99 now from all good bookstores in your town or city and online. Now, to the business at hand. I'm really not in the mood for all this black magic mumbo jumbo, so I'll put it to you straight: This is all about me, making you, look second best, and no amount of waffle is going to change that.
The one thing you have to think about is this: What if I don't beg for my life? What if I don't roll over like you want me to? What happens if I actually, well, kick your ass?
That gonna surprise you?
That gonna worry the "Envoy of Chaos?"
I hope so, because you should be worried. In fact, you should be goddamned terrified. I'm gonna mess you up so bad the only envoy we're gonna need is from a UN peacekeeping force. I'm gonna kick your ass so hard you'll cough up your colon.
Now, if you'll forgive me, I got some important reading to do...*Cain goes back to his book as the camera fades out...* *Dupoe is in a warehouse with skids with Cains books on them behind him. Hes reading a copy* Ah, Cain, Just was sitting this warehouse reading this amazing work of fiction, you should have been a writer, Jack then I woul- *Dupoe notices the non-fiction sticker on the side of one of the skids and instantly burst out laughing* REALLY? THIS BOOK OF OBVIOUS FICTION IS HOW YOU VIEW REALITY HAHAHAHAAAAAA and I thought I was insane... You think these false accolades impress me? They don't and they don't intimidate me, in fact they burn me up*Dupoe pulls a lighter out and sets the book on fire and hurls the book at the skid lighting them on fire* I hope you prepared for death Cain because Battlebowls coming up fast.
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The Punisher
Unicron
"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Jul 29, 2012 16:19:47 GMT -5
*Jack Cain is sitting at his desk with his feet up, reading a book, entitled "Jack Cain, My Glorious Life So Far". He has spectacles perched on the end of his nose, and instead of a cigar, is smoking a pipe.* JC: Ah Jeremy, so good of you to mention my book. Priced $16.99 now from all good bookstores in your town or city and online. Now, to the business at hand. I'm really not in the mood for all this black magic mumbo jumbo, so I'll put it to you straight: This is all about me, making you, look second best, and no amount of waffle is going to change that.
The one thing you have to think about is this: What if I don't beg for my life? What if I don't roll over like you want me to? What happens if I actually, well, kick your ass?
That gonna surprise you?
That gonna worry the "Envoy of Chaos?"
I hope so, because you should be worried. In fact, you should be goddamned terrified. I'm gonna mess you up so bad the only envoy we're gonna need is from a UN peacekeeping force. I'm gonna kick your ass so hard you'll cough up your colon.
Now, if you'll forgive me, I got some important reading to do...*Cain goes back to his book as the camera fades out...* *Dupoe is in a warehouse with skids with Cains books on them behind him. Hes reading a copy* Ah, Cain, Just was sitting this warehouse reading this amazing work of fiction, you should have been a writer, Jack then I woul- *Dupoe notices the non-fiction sticker on the side of one of the skids and instantly burst out laughing* REALLY? THIS BOOK OF OBVIOUS FICTION IS HOW YOU VIEW REALITY HAHAHAHAAAAAA and I thought I was insane... You think these false accolades impress me? They don't and they don't intimidate me, in fact they burn me up*Dupoe pulls a lighter out and sets the book on fire and hurls the book at the skid lighting them on fire* I hope you prepared for death Cain because Battlebowls coming up fast.*Cain is on the phone in his office.* "I know he bought them, and then he burned them! I saw it on the internet. I didn't think anyone would buy my damned book, but my God, he did!... I know, I know, but the money keeps coming in, so I don't really care, hold on, I gotta send an email to Dupoe... yeah, tell Gisele if she wants me to go to her to Paris it'll be double the protection fee after that episode with the monkey and David Hyde Pierce..."*Cain goes to his laptop.* "Dear Jeremy, thanks for buying all 10,000 copies of my book, that's helped me pay off the Ferrari and order that Magnum PI box set from Amazon. Now, I know you're probably a little annoyed at me, but let's be fair here, you wanna kick my ass because I insulted you, I wanna kick your ass because it'll get me noticed. How about a compromise. I insult you, and I get noticed. Does that seem fair to you?
Listen, have to go, but let me know if you want to buy any more copies of my book, just leave me your credit card details and I'll make sure every last penny goes to my retirement fund...
Yours in friendship,
Jack."
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Jul 29, 2012 17:24:44 GMT -5
*Dupoe is in a warehouse with skids with Cains books on them behind him. Hes reading a copy* Ah, Cain, Just was sitting this warehouse reading this amazing work of fiction, you should have been a writer, Jack then I woul- *Dupoe notices the non-fiction sticker on the side of one of the skids and instantly burst out laughing* REALLY? THIS BOOK OF OBVIOUS FICTION IS HOW YOU VIEW REALITY HAHAHAHAAAAAA and I thought I was insane... You think these false accolades impress me? They don't and they don't intimidate me, in fact they burn me up*Dupoe pulls a lighter out and sets the book on fire and hurls the book at the skid lighting them on fire* I hope you prepared for death Cain because Battlebowls coming up fast.*Cain is on the phone in his office.* "I know he bought them, and then he burned them! I saw it on the internet. I didn't think anyone would buy my damned book, but my God, he did!... I know, I know, but the money keeps coming in, so I don't really care, hold on, I gotta send an email to Dupoe... yeah, tell Gisele if she wants me to go to her to Paris it'll be double the protection fee after that episode with the monkey and David Hyde Pierce..."*Cain goes to his laptop.* "Dear Jeremy, thanks for buying all 10,000 copies of my book, that's helped me pay off the Ferrari and order that Magnum PI box set from Amazon. Now, I know you're probably a little annoyed at me, but let's be fair here, you wanna kick my ass because I insulted you, I wanna kick your ass because it'll get me noticed. How about a compromise. I insult you, and I get noticed. Does that seem fair to you?
Listen, have to go, but let me know if you want to buy any more copies of my book, just leave me your credit card details and I'll make sure every last penny goes to my retirement fund...
Yours in friendship,
Jack." Clearly the money is coming from the copies that made it to market, the ones I burned were at the warehouse waiting to be shipped, and, once more I am by no means your friend
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Jul 29, 2012 17:34:06 GMT -5
*Another FAWA.com Exclusive*
*The screen shows static before cutting to a scene of a man on a wrestling mat with makeshift ropes in a local gym surrounded by seven other men. The screen cuts to shots of the man in the middle removing one, then two, then three men over the course of a minute before cutting out again. Cutting back in as the man that eliminated a few opponents is tossed over with two men still remaining in the ring. He lays on the mats outside the "ropes" for a moment while an older trainer comes over shaking his head.*
Trainer: You're not going to win a bread bowl let alone a battle bowl if you're getting dumped onto the outside.
*The man looks up, showing for the first time to be Connor Mackenzie as he starts to get up, already covered in sweat from what would appear to be earlier training*
CM: I'm against seven other guys, Mack. Sometimes finesse can't get you out of these types of things.
Trainer: Your damn right it can't. Face it Connor, up until now why do you think folks haven't taken you seriously? Sure you got talent kid but you need to start showing some teeth. You need to take the fight to the guys that keep looking to screw you over. Take that BR guy. He stole your damn catchphrase for cryin' out loud. Sometimes talkin' the talk means walking the walk. Rather then stoopin' to his level with words, take his big fat ass out and over the ropes. Same with that super dufus or whatever The Sam-hain was talkin' about.
CM: You don't watch the show that much do you?
*The trainer offers a hand to Connor who accepts only to get to his feet and then be hip tossed back onto the mat*
Trainer: I watch enough to know that you need to stop giving people the benefit of the doubt. You aren't going to have any friends in this battle bowl, as nice as it would be. The only friend you have is instinct and that instinct is what is going to save your ass come that pay-per-view. Stick with the ground tactics. Wear 'em down, stay low, keep your balance and whatever you do, watch out for flying monkeys.
*Connor lets out a breath as he looks up at the trainer*
CM: You just had to bring up the damn monkey again didn't you?
*The trainer bends down, eyeing Connor before chuckling.*
Trainer: Are you getting mad yet?
CM: Getting there...
Trainer: Well hurry the hell up. You ain't going to prove to anyone that you're the best by laying on the damn floor. Not the "best in the world at what you do" or that malarky. Just, the best. No questions about it. You want to fight the champ, prove it to everyone, time to stop tip toe-ing around. Prove it. Be the best.
*The trainer reaches a hand out again, which Connor reaches for but instead of using it to pull himself up, he pulls the trainer down and locks in a triangle choke which the old man taps out to a few moments later.*
Trainer: Good...now try it on that 6'7 guy in the ring. And watch your flank for the sneak up. People from Hollywood and all over and I get the Canuck...
*Connor hops back over the ropes and he and the 7 other men start working again.*
Trainer: Think he's finally getting ready to prove what he's been saying all this time.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Jul 29, 2012 22:04:14 GMT -5
*Square holds the title up in the air* Enigma,Alexander you two think that you've got a chance to take this title however that chance is a LIE. YOU WILL NEVER TAKE THIS TITLE BECAUSE I AM THE GREATEST. I am the champion and I will STILL be champion come Battlebowl and neither of you can defeat the Revolution of Evolution. Enjoy my shadow, you two are stuck in it forevermore Your shadow? Please Square, I broke out of your shadow the second I stepped foot in this company. If it weren't for your briefcase, you wouldn't even hold that title.
Even since The Fallen have came into FAWA, it's just been all this talk of chaos. You now hold all the singles titles? Big deal, Square. If you think for a second you are walking out of Battlebowl with the title you are sorely mistaken.
Why is it that FAWA always has some evil group of people that want to cause chaos or control the company? Why can't you and the rest of The Fallen get over yourselves and realize that what you want cannot and will not ever be achieved? I'll prove it to you at Battlebowl when I take that title from you.
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Gus Richlen: Ruffian
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jul 29, 2012 22:10:57 GMT -5
*Square holds the title up in the air* Enigma,Alexander you two think that you've got a chance to take this title however that chance is a LIE. YOU WILL NEVER TAKE THIS TITLE BECAUSE I AM THE GREATEST. I am the champion and I will STILL be champion come Battlebowl and neither of you can defeat the Revolution of Evolution. Enjoy my shadow, you two are stuck in it forevermore Your shadow? Please Square, I broke out of your shadow the second I stepped foot in this company. If it weren't for your briefcase, you wouldn't even hold that title.
Even since The Fallen have came into FAWA, it's just been all this talk of chaos. You now hold all the singles titles? Big deal, Square. If you think for a second you are walking out of Battlebowl with the title you are sorely mistaken.
Why is it that FAWA always has some evil group of people that want to cause chaos or control the company? Why can't you and the rest of The Fallen get over yourselves and realize that what you want cannot and will not ever be achieved? I'll prove it to you at Battlebowl when I take that title from you. Yes! Another voice of reason, unlike The Fallen!
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Aug 2, 2012 9:27:06 GMT -5
THE FOLLOWING IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM "LORD BRIAN ALEXANDER
Hello, My name is Lord Brian Alexander, Your Intellectual Saviour! It's no small fact that I have been on a bit of a....Well let's be frank here.....A losing streak as of late. I realize why now as well.....I have been trying to out muscle the meatheads and ignorami of the FAWA when I should have been trying to Outsmart them!
Today marks a new day in my life! A day when I leave the brute strength to the plebians of the world and truly become the Intellectual Saviour of FAWA!
You may scoff at my bravado now, but all you......insipid dunderpates out there.......you WILL Be saved! I will BEAT an education into you if I have to! Vulgarity and Ignorance will no longer be the order of the day here in FAWA!
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Aug 2, 2012 15:22:41 GMT -5
*Dupoe is in the back denying medical attention ,as the camera turns to him he reached up to the clump of tacks in his head and pulls them out, putting them on them on a trey the doctor brought with him he reach up and touches the spot where the tacks were and looks at his hand*
Cain...you made me bleed, I will make you suffer
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Gus Richlen: Ruffian
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
BAU BAU
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Aug 2, 2012 15:32:17 GMT -5
*Nurse Mary Harper is waiting in a car outside the courthouse as Marshall Wesley Coventry storms out and gets in the car.*
They're not going to do anything, are they?
No! They're not going to do anything because they think it's just a giant publicity stunt!
Oh great. Gus has to be absolutely devastated right now.
Ya think?!
*MWC sighs as they pull away.*
This is going to make our tag title defense unpleasant next week. Hopefully I can get him to keep his mind on the match....
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Aug 3, 2012 9:20:16 GMT -5
THE FOLLOWING IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM "LORD" BRIAN ALEXANDER
Gentle Plebes.....[ I come not to chastise today but to congratulate a segment of the population. I'd like to thank the PUPD for their swift action in apprehending the dangerous and mentally unstable fugitive Marshall Wesley Coventry. The man was a menace and a danger to ALL within the FAWA. If not for the quick work of an.....ANONYMOUS Tipster......the good men of the PUPD would have been at a loss. I'm sure this highly intelligent and no doubt impossibly handsome individual is a paragon o the community.
Now I realize this may put a damper on the upcoming tag Title match with Myself and my....*shudders a bit* brother Mad Pirate Mulligan, but I'm sure that Mr. Coventry has fought in handcuffs before.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 4, 2012 0:11:59 GMT -5
The following message has been sent to FAWA.com.
Battle Bowl was not a good night for the most part.
I made a foolish mistake and underestimated Antihero. Because of that, I lost the Freakin Awesome Title. Then at the actual Battle Bowl match, I was targeted as soon as I entered the match and Bergman was sadly able to eliminate me. I knew everyone would go after me because I was the biggest threat and true to form, that happened.
This week on NiteRaw, I will face Connor Mackenzie and the winner gets the next shot at the Freakin Awesome Title, because of what happened.........Connor, I am going to beat you and get my rematch against Antihero, and when that happens..........that Freakin Awesome belt is coming back to The Fallen.
However, tonight wasn't a total failure as thanks to Square and I decided that despite what Gus and Marshall said they would be able to stop us from making sure that Ryan became the first champion to retain the world title at Battle Bowl. But sadly for them, we found a way.
Now Gus, I know what your thinking. That I am a monster for kidnapping your girlfriend and I am probably doing horrible things to her. Now while I don't know what Ryan and Square will do to her when it is their turn to watch her, but I had the first watch so I took her to my house (she was blindfolded first so she could never know where my wife, myself, and my two friends Mr. E & U.N. Owen live) and we did have a nice dinner together. However, you know that I do have well...........a violent side that I have no problem exposing if deemed necessary and since Ryan has enough to deal with with defending his world title against both Jonathan Michaels and Michael Hayden in Gookermania, the Fallen has decided that if you decide to use your briefcase on Ryan, you will publicly see her getting an I4I, or maybe even worse.
You know, Gus................that I consider you an enemy so I will do it so don't you or your brother even dare to test me.
From Seth Drakin.
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